The Legend of ...PHIL HIMSELF

The Legend of ...PHIL HIMSELF

:: 2009 5 August :: 12.01 pm

Good Ole Teddy Roosevelt is cracked's most badass president, quite a formidable top five as well.

I hope that someone can say this about me when I die "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight."

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:: 2009 4 August :: 1.45 am

Life has been different since the wreck. You start to look at things different after that, I appreciate my life and the people I care about more.

Is PHIL-HIMSELF TEH MAN?

:: 2009 3 August :: 12.07 am

Gnarkill Vs Unkle Matt And The Shitbirdz

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:: 2009 1 August :: 2.16 pm

On motorcycles
From one of my ex guild members

"You're like PETA's worst nightmare - a dude who rides around, wears leather and looks for fawns to slaughter, then weigh for consumability."

Is PHIL-HIMSELF TEH MAN?

:: 2009 29 July :: 4.06 pm

Here's the damage report

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:: 2009 29 July :: 8.17 am

Had a terrible evening. Ran my motorcycle into a deer and skidded for about 20 feet to promptly hit the ground and flip over 3 times. Spent the rest of the night in the ER for shoulder injuries and now I have to go to my Doctor's office.

The stupid part is I was only going about 40, slowing down for a turn, and the deer couldn't have been 30 pounds. Fucker went through my windprotector and jerked the handle bars which caused my spill.

Ruined my favorite pair of jeans, my WW2 Jacket, and A ONE DOLLAR WHITE T SHIRT. Have some nasty road burns and soft tissue damage to my right shoulder.

I'll post pictures of the bike later, the right side brake pedal and lever are melted and the windshield smashed. Even the tip of the muffler on the right side melted a little bit from abrasion heat. Bike still runs and drives however, Honda built a tank in 81.

I've been up for 24 hours at this point, waiting for these painpills to kick in so I can maybe get sleep. Highlight of the day was eating a pretty good breakfast at the hospital.

AND BROKE MY FUCKING NEW GOGGLES

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:: 2009 28 July :: 7.56 pm

I want to go to Michigan's Adventures before I have to go back to class August 31. Like during the week maybe.

Who's in?

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:: 2009 27 July :: 11.27 pm