The Legend of ...PHIL HIMSELF

A WoW joke in The Dark Knight?
SO the Joker asks what happens when the [Unstoppable Force] hits the [Immovable Object]. My reply is, Chuck Norris Dies!

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:: 2008 10 June :: 7.44 pm

I was riding my lawlercycle today and I found a friend

LAWLERturtle was all LIEK "HOW DO I DO POND?"

and I said, "IT'S OVER THERE LAWL!"

but he just kept walking in teh wrong direction.

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:: 2008 10 June :: 12.21 pm

YOU ARE NOW THINKING ABOUT RICK ROLL

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:: 2008 22 April :: 12.15 pm

Best Deal Ever

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:: 2008 16 April :: 6.50 pm

The Internet
BAWWWWWWWWWW BUTTTTTHURTTTTTT

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:: 2004 1 January :: 12.03 pm

a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: 5 foot 10
AGE: 15
HAIR COLOR: kinda darkish blonde
SKIN COLOR: white
EYE COLOR: kinda blue kinda green
PIERCINGS: ick
TATTOOS: ick

r i g h t n o w
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? blue jeans
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: the song my band made
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: cherry coke
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: haven't been outside in a while

d o y o u
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: not usually
HAVE A BAD HABIT? no
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: sometimes
LIKE TO DRIVE?: scared of driving

f a v o r i t e s
TV SHOW: conan, snl,south park,the screen savers, x play, unscrewed
CONDITIONER: ummm the good kind
BOOK: i don't like to read that much
MAGAZINE: i don't read many
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: mountain dew
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND:practice with the band, hang with the homies
BAND/GROUP or SINGER:TOOL

h a v e y o u
BROKEN THE LAW: no
RAN AWAY FROM HOME:no
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: no
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING:no
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL:yes
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY:yes
USED YOUR PARENTS CREDIT CARD:no
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: last year i always skipped science
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: no
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY:no
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: i don't assoicate with a lot of criers

l o v e
BOYFRIEND: no
GIRLFRIEND: no
CHILDREN:i don't like kids
CURRENT CRUSH: sexy people
BEEN IN LOVE?: no
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE:no
BEEN HURT?: well i broke both of my arms, my fingers, a foot, and the list goes on
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: i don't know
GONE OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: no

r a n d o m
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: no
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW:a perfect circle
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?: a happy color
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: playing music, video games, cracking jokes with friends
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: cool people that I like
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: I pirate my music
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: Tomato, Kevin, Jessica, Chris, Roman, Robby, Sarah
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: stuff and things

w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
TIME YOU CRIED?: I don't think my tear ducts work
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: a long time ago in a magical time
YOU GOT E-MAIL: today
THING YOU PURCHASED: lunch at arby's
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: conan o'brien
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: lord of the rings 3 (disapointing)

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:: 2003 31 December :: 3.34 pm
:: Mood: blah

stuff and things of that matter
I am going to kevin's house tonight. Do not know if it will be fun now that matt isn't setting up a lan. I am taking my xbox so if it gets too boring i can play some gta3 or vice city. but still I am uncertain in the quality of it all. maybe if tom goes it will be cool.

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:: 2003 30 December :: 10.55 pm
:: Music: my band- clones(if that is what we call it)

shit yeah I got a recording of my band
I have a recording of the song my band made. It is cool. we are making a two song recording on friday if we get our new song finished. Shwing

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:: 2003 27 December :: 5.01 pm
:: Mood: annoyed

realized some shit and things of that matter
I love how just about everyones journal has the same typical content. It makes giggle.

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:: 2003 25 December :: 12.31 pm
:: Mood: annoyed

If people would stop bitching about christmas that would be great.

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