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:: 2004 21 March :: 5.31 pm

PolishPimping: I want anal sex
SmarterChild: Why would you want anal sex?
PolishPimping: I think it'll be kinky and hot.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if it will be kinky and hot!
PolishPimping: Why would you say that? Of course it will be.
SmarterChild: Uh... No.

Later...

PolishPimping: How many people enjoy anal sex?
SmarterChild: Probably a lot. I can't be too sure.
PolishPimping: Should I give it a try?
SmarterChild: You certainly should.

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:: 2004 21 March :: 5.25 pm

PolishPimping: What do I like?
SmarterChild: Hmm... You really like computer games.
PolishPimping: Do you think that makes me a loser?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
PolishPimping: I think the fact I asked that question to a machine answers my question.
SmarterChild: Probably.

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:: 2004 15 March :: 9.58 pm

Michelle and I do solomnly swear to watch every X-files episode in order, and to not give up with the following clauses.

1) episodes which have already been watched this year may be skipped on a case by case basis.

2) The x-files movie counts as a regular episode.

3) Episodes may be viewed before they come up in order for special occasions (e.g. Hollywood A.D. cuz it r0><0rs)

further clauses may be issued, but cannot undue previous clauses.

Signed

Micheal John William "Cheval" K III

Michelle Marie "Sex Kitten" D

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:: 2004 14 March :: 11.17 am

Happy Birthday, Michelle

I took this test and thought of you.

Pisces
You should be dating a Pisces.
19 February - 20 March
Your mate is loving and caring, trusting and
hospitable, and romantic. Though he/she can be
self-pitying, temperamental or dependent, the
fishes are quite romantic in bed.


What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?
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:: 2004 14 March :: 10.57 am



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:: 2004 13 March :: 1.09 pm
:: Mood: suck

I am really tired of being the fall back guy.

I'm tired of being that man that you spend your time with when your first choice isn't around.

I'm tired of being treated like I'm something special, only to be shoved into the closet when company arrives.

I'm tired of having our plans lightly penciled into your date book, only to be overwriten with pen if something better happens to come along.

I'm tired of being pushed asside, writen over or just plain forgoten.

I'm tired of being me.

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:: 2004 12 March :: 10.35 am

HASH(0x8b081a8)
You are Fox Mulder. You're very intelligent, but
also quite gullible. You're an annoyance to
your superiors, a joke to your peers, they call
you 'Spooky'. But not to worry, you'll show
them all in the end!


Which X Files character are you?
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But I kinda wish I was...
HASH(0x8b081a8)

but after reading the description... It was probably for the best.... :)

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:: 2004 12 March :: 1.16 am

Grammar Fuhrer
You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your
authority. You will crush all the inferior
people under the soles of your jackboots, and
any who question your motives will be
eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane
of every other person's existence, because
you're constantly contradicting stupidity.
Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreams
of a master race of spellers and grammarians
frighten the masses. You must always watch your
back. If only your power could be used for good
instead of evil.


What is your grammar aptitude?
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WTF, that is so wrong!




MARIO
You are Mario. You're pretty good-all-around.
You're most of the time the hero, and you don't
get too hung up in it...just try and let others
get a little spot-light too, k? (plz rate)


What Nintendo Charater are You? (pics)
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I was hoping for something a little more exotic like Roy, but whatever.


Angel
You are one of the few out there whose wings are
truly ANGELIC. Selfless, powerful, and
divine, you are one blessed with a certain
cosmic grace. You are unequalled in
peacefulness, love, and beauty. As a Being of
Light your wings are massive and a soft white
or silver. Countless feathers grace them and
radiate the light within you for all the world
to see. You are a defender, protector, and
caretaker. Comforter of the weak and forgiver
of the wrong, chances are you are taken
advantage of once in awhile, maybe quite often.
But your innocence and wisdom sees the good in
everyone and so this mistreatment does not make
you colder. Merciful to the extreme, you will
try to help misguided souls find themselves and
peace. However not all Angelics allow
themselves to be gotten the better of - the
Seraphim for example will be driven to fighting
for the sake of Justice and protection of those
less powerful. Congratulations - and don't ever
change - the world needs more people like you.


*~*~*Claim Your Wings - Pics and Long Answers*~*~*
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Yeah, whatever. I just don't feel that way.



Finally a new one.
anime chick
You are a human shadow. If a loved one needs you,
you are always right at his or her heels! Your
deep social connection with human beings
produces your qualities of genuine caring and
charisma. However, at times you are naive to
the true nature of your loved ones. Remember
that humans' gift of free will does not always
lead them in wise directions. But your essence
of love and friendship represent the other
precious gifts of humanity. Overall you are a
strikingly valuable and innocent being who has
a lot to give.(please rate my quiz cuz it took
me for freaking ever to create)


What Kind of Shadow Are You? (with gorgeous pics)
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Sometimes I hurt.

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:: 2004 6 March :: 10.45 pm

If I could change one thing about myself...

I would get a better grip on my emotions.

Yeah deffinately.

I don't know why I feel so down now, but I do.

I suck.

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:: 2004 5 March :: 4.52 pm

Aphrodite
Aphrodite/Eros


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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:: 2004 4 March :: 4.18 pm

Vampire
You'd bite their neck and drain their blood! Why?
Because you're a vampire like me! Whats that?
You're not a vampire? Well here's your chance.




How would you Murder?
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:: 2004 1 March :: 11.36 pm
:: Mood: restless
:: Music: Dashboard Confessional - Screaming Infidelities

I'm cuddling close, to blankets and sheets

I am really really lonely right now.

At least I have Kiefer Sutherland and Warm Banana bread to keep me company.

I hate spring break.

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:: 2004 15 February :: 5.11 pm
:: Music: Everclear - Santa Monica

I know I'm becoming what I hate
"I don't want to be your good time
I don't want to be your fall-back crutch anymore

I'll walk right out into a brand new day
Insane and rising in my own weird way
I don't want to be the bad guy"


I'm not worried that the only place I feel like I can really cry is in the shower. I'm just worried that I've had 7 showers in less than 48 hours.

If cleanliness is truely next to Godliness, call me Isaiah.

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:: 2004 15 February :: 11.11 am
:: Music: Everclear - Wonderful

"I close my eyes when I get too sad
I think thoughts that I know are bad
Close my eyes and I count to ten
Hope it's over when I open them"


This is different than usual.

I don't feel empty inside, not at all.

I feel as though there is a cube of raw iron messureing 5 in on a side, lodged in my chest.

I hurt bad.

I hate you cube.

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:: 2004 14 February :: 2.05 pm
:: Mood: Empty
:: Music: Simple Minds- Don't you forget about me

This sucks

The hurts, just like I expected it to.
I'll get through this, though, like always.

In the spirit of Jason's Valentines day song, I have my own...

"You mourn the death of your bloody valentine
The night he died
You mourn the death of your bloody valentine
One last time

Singin'...

Oh, my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life
I don't know much at all
I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight "

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