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mbenznut

:: 2009 18 May :: 11.19pm

Citicard can suck my cock.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 18 May :: 8.21pm
:: Music: Ingrid Michaelson- The Way I Am

If you were falling, then I would catch you.
You need a light, I'd find a match.

Cause I love the way you say good morning.
And you take me the way I am.

If you are chilly, here take my sweater.
Your head is aching, I'll make it better.

Cause I love the way you call me baby.
And you take me the way I am.

I'd buy you Rogaine if you start losing all your hair.
Sew on patches to all you tear.

Cause I love you more than I could ever promise.
And you take me the way I am.
You take me the way I am.
You take me the way I am.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 17 May :: 5.26pm
:: Music: Eric Hutchinson- Ok, It's Alright With Me

I'm sick of just starting plans/ I wanna spend the rest of my life...

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 11 May :: 9.28pm

omfg.

eta* retracted.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 11 May :: 8.31am

So, someone just woke me up by knocking on my door. It was a little old lady, she was asking where she is supposed to go for jury duty. Grr.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 10 May :: 10.55pm

It must have been an engineer that designed the human body. Who else would put a waste processing plant next to a recreation area?

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mbenznut

:: 2009 10 May :: 8.54pm


Which Twilight Guy Should You End Up With?
Your Perfect Match is Edward Cullen! You like to have someone to protect, and will go off when anything upsets you. He's Safe, Sensitive, and compassionate.
Fun quizzes, surveys & blog quizzes by Quibblo

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mbenznut

:: 2009 9 May :: 5.14pm



Daniel Craig
Prince Harry

Hot as fucking hell.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 9 May :: 3.28pm
:: Music: Death Cab for Cutie- Cath...

Soon everybody will ask what became of you...
pretty boring day today. Paul is at football camp, so I am making homemade bagels and doing laundry... just call me Martha. Except I just burnt my hand and it's starting to blister...

obligatory kitty picture.
silas

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mbenznut

:: 2009 8 May :: 10.32am

One afternoon, I thought I saw Pat Sajak riding sidesaddle on a dolphin.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 5 May :: 7.44pm

HIMYM
"Here's the thing, Barney: I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in a comforter, and its raining outsode, and there's muffins warming in the oven... I'm cuddly, bitch! Deal with it!"


"Oh, Fran. Oh Franny Franny Fran. We are gonna have some fun."


"This circle... represents people who are breaking my heart. And this circle, represents people who are shaking my confidence daily. And where they overlap...Cecilia."


"This is a pie chart, describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph, describing my favorite pies!"


"What the hell happened to my charts?"
"We threw them away."
"WHAT?!?"
"That's how an intervention works, Marshall... You wouldn't stop using, so we flushed your stash."
"C'mon, Ted... I need my charts, man! Just for a day... and then I promise I'll never ever use charts again! I'm under a lot of pressure here, I NEED MY CHARTS, JACK!"
"God, you're doing charts at work??"

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mbenznut

:: 2009 4 May :: 11.20pm

Fucking Sprint.

At least we got a $90 credit. Don't ask how it got taken that far.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 3 May :: 9.00pm

20 jet planes
12 spinning midgets
Eureka!

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mbenznut

:: 2009 1 May :: 1.56pm

the Society for the Preservation of American Morals
I love how acronyms work out.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 30 April :: 9.30pm
:: Music: Kings of Leon- Use Somebody

off in the night/ while you live it up/ i'm off to sleep...
i've been roaming around
always looking down at all i see
painted faces fill the places i can't reach

you know that i could use somebody
you know that i could use somebody
someone like you

and all you know
and how you speak
countless lovers undercover of the street

you know that i could use somebody
you know that i could use somebody
someone like you

off in the night,
while you live it up, i'm off to sleep
waging war to shake the poet and the beat

i hope it's gonna make you notice
i hope it's gonna make you notice
someone like me
someone like me
someone like me

go and let it out
someone like you
somebody
someone like you
somebody
someone like you
somebody

i've been roaming around
always looking down at all i see

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