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polishpimping

:: 2009 26 February :: 9.52pm
:: Music: Revolution - The Beatles

;)
This is in response to my last post...

What can I say... I'm a trend setter.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 25 February :: 9.30pm
:: Music: Beck- Girl

fists pounding on a vending machine/ toy diamond ring stuck on her finger/ with a noose she could hang from the sun/ and put it out with her dark sunglasses
(It starts tomorrow.)

Hmm... this week is dragging. Work is aggravating. I drink way too much wine.

I think I am ready for 2009 to be over...Get me out of here!

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mbenznut

:: 2009 25 February :: 6.06pm

He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands.

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taoman1121

:: 2009 25 February :: 2.51pm
:: Music: Radiohead - House of Cards

A Prayer
Got this from a friend of mine in the program. I pretty much love it/want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant:

Our Skinner, who art at Harvard; Hallowed be thy box; Thy Walden come, they work be replicated; On people as it is on other animals; Give us this day our daily reinforcers; And extinguish our deviant responses; As we withdraw reinforcement of deviant responses in others; Lead us not into satiation; But deliver us from deprivation; For Science is the method, and the results, and the data, for Problem Solving forever.

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polishpimping

:: 2009 24 February :: 7.04pm
:: Mood: pissed off

Honest people are never touchy about the matter of being trusted.

The libertarian portion of my being has been turgid ever since the fifth of November. It has ebbed and flowed in steep juxtaposition with the markets and my 401k. I have become enraged with the demonization of profits and the exaltation of the ignorant. I have screamed over the snowy beaches of Lake Michigan passages of our Declaration of Independence, that "...when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." And to my surprise, I heard an answer coming back from the other side of the lake.

When Rick Santelli called for a Chicago "Tea Party", my libertarian essence wasn't the only thing that was turgid. I set myself a goal to read Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" so that I can quote relevant passages to a willing audience.

So you think that money is the root of all evil? Have you ever asked what is the root of money? Money is a tool of exchange, which can't exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them. Money is the material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal by trade and give value for value. Money is not the tool of the moochers, who claim your product by tears or of the looters, who take it from you by force. Money is made possible only by the men who produce. Is this what you consider evil?

Long story short, I ordered a hardcover edition on Amazon for $22.92 from a user named noah74. However, what I received was a sodding used paperback edition worth $6.39!

The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 23 February :: 9.50pm
:: Music: MGMT- Kids

The memories fade/ Like looking through a fogged mirror/ Decisions to decisions are made and not bought/ But I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot/ I guess not
I'm not looking forward to the next step.

It sucks that this is the way we have to do it.

yeah...i'm bitter.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 22 February :: 7.52pm
:: Music: Ben Kweller- Lizzy

Like momma said/ dont ya let it go to your head/ when your town is painted red/ I'm so proud to know you
Went to the Ben Kweller concert on Thursday with Eliz. It's weird to see that he's gotten old (and we've gotten old, too).

Good times. We ate a lot of food, gambled $3, gave fake names and numbers to some parking attendants, rode the (homeless) people mover, and mostly made (drunk off our asses) fools out of ourselves.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 22 February :: 4.43pm

"Do you know the difference between a nice girl and a good girl? A nice girl will help you put it in." Paula Dean

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polishpimping

:: 2009 19 February :: 8.20pm
:: Mood: rejuvenated

Haiku-rific
Is what they say true?
that time and space heals all wounds?
Good morning, woohu!

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mbenznut

:: 2009 17 February :: 11.23pm

Family planning advice: Use Rear Entrance.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 15 February :: 8.02pm

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 14 February :: 11.14pm
:: Music: Matt&Kim- Daylight

I have five clocks in my life/ And only one has the time right/ I'll just unplug it for today
trying to keep up with this a little better.

we went to Olga's in the mall for vday. totally an old married couple.

i think that i don't update anymore because i dont do anything interesting anymore.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 13 February :: 9.11pm
:: Music: Keane- Spiralling

I fashioned you from jewels and stone/ I made you in the image of myself/ I gave you everything you wanted/ So you would never know anything else
pretty sad that I have less than page of journal entries in a year.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 8 February :: 11.15pm

I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have prostate cancer.

What’s the good news?

Well, as part of the treatment you are in for a lot of ass play. I mean, so, if you’re into that…JACKPOT!

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mbenznut

:: 2009 5 February :: 10.40pm

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