My storm door died yesterday. I currently have it mended with zip ties…

From “Eleven Men Out,” I don’t want no ass bugger in my team.

Family Guy was GREAT tonight. I especially loved when Meg was holding the package of jumbo hot dogs and said she was going to pretend they were the New York Knicks. That and the men held in a cell on Tom Cruise’s property.

The Grammy’s were something… Alicia Keys couldn’t keep time with a recording of Frank Sinatra. Carrie Underwood did a great job, but had an awful dress thing. Rihanna was just plain bad, the backup singers pulled off the performance. The first half of the Beetles thing was good, until they got out the live singers. The only good thing about Kanye’s performance were the synthesized voices in the background. Fergie and John Legend were ho hum. Beyonce was useless and Tina sucked, they were even worse together. Foo Fighters voice was a little scratchy, but still enjoyable, especially the orchestra. Brad Paisley was, well a country singer. Aretha Franklin has a good voice, but that dress and the backlighting were not flattering. Feist is an annoying artist, get rid of her. Kid Rock disappointed as usual. Alicia Keys second performance was as bad if not worse than the first, although it got much better when John Mayer came out. The performance of Rhapsody in Blue was excellent. Amy Winehouse was ok as long as you listened only. That kid on the piano was pretty good too. Josh Groban and Andrea Borchelli were very good, but aren’t that great as a duo. Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis were decent for old men.

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