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Women can fake orgasms but men can fake love.
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Every school has cheerleader car washes. Where the cheerleaders wash the cars, not where you wash the cheerleaders.
I can't focus on my porn with all of this real sex going on around me!
Sookie: You just killed my fairy godmother. Eric: Sorry.
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Gay guys: We're so manly, we do it with other guys.
What do we do now? We do what most families do on Christmas Eve. Watch Uncle Bob get drunk and pee in the toaster?
You can all fuck my titties with your shit covered cocks you cum guzzling faggots.
We're here. We're queer. We take it in the rear!
John Hancock is a real person? I thought it was a sex act.
After you clean the pool, I am going to shave every inch of you. Ugh, that is not a classy toast.
I'll take Cody.
I have a question, are you single? I'm not gay. I don't care. You're hunky and I'm what they call predatory gay.
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