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mbenznut

:: 2011 31 July :: 9.39pm

Women can fake orgasms but men can fake love.

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mbenznut

:: 2011 28 July :: 8.15pm

Every school has cheerleader car washes.

Where the cheerleaders wash the cars, not where you wash the cheerleaders.

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mbenznut

:: 2011 16 July :: 11.26pm

I can't focus on my porn with all of this real sex going on around me!

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mbenznut

:: 2011 11 July :: 8.52am

Sookie: You just killed my fairy godmother.

Eric: Sorry.

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mbenznut

:: 2011 7 July :: 10.45pm

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mbenznut

:: 2011 7 July :: 10.39pm

Gay guys: We're so manly, we do it with other guys.

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mbenznut

:: 2011 29 June :: 10.25pm

What do we do now?

We do what most families do on Christmas Eve.

Watch Uncle Bob get drunk and pee in the toaster?

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mbenznut

:: 2011 14 June :: 10.20pm

You can all fuck my titties with your shit covered cocks you cum guzzling faggots.

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mbenznut

:: 2011 24 May :: 8.58pm

We're here. We're queer. We take it in the rear!

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mbenznut

:: 2011 1 May :: 10.35pm

John Hancock is a real person? I thought it was a sex act.

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mbenznut

:: 2011 1 May :: 9.23pm

After you clean the pool, I am going to shave every inch of you.

Ugh, that is not a classy toast.

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mbenznut

:: 2011 28 April :: 8.14pm

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mbenznut

:: 2011 25 April :: 11.07pm

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mbenznut

:: 2011 21 April :: 3.28pm



I'll take Cody.

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mbenznut

:: 2011 20 April :: 12.16pm

I have a question, are you single?

I'm not gay.

I don't care. You're hunky and I'm what they call predatory gay.

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