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fatman

:: 2004 15 December :: 12.28pm

Long Survey About Yourself

Created by bleedwithoutreason and taken 11951 times on bzoink!

What time are you starting this?11:44
Name?Scott Lee Smith
Nicknames?Scoot, Tech, Fatman
Date of birth?7/22/86
Sex?Male
Height?5'11"
Eye color?They change
Where were you born?Mishiwaka Indiana
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?one
Pets?Kitty and Flying Ninja-Pirate Hamster-Pandas from Outer Space
Hair color?Blonde-ish
Piercings?only when I slip with the screw gun at work
Town you live in?Muskegon
Favorite foods?The good kind
Ever been to Africa?nope
Been toilet papering?yup yup
Love someone so much it made you cry?yup
Been in a car accident?yup
Croutons or bacon bits?both! with ranch dressing!
Favorite day of the week?Poon-day
Favorite resturant?Henry Street Grill
Favorite flower?White Rose
Favorite sport to watch?Midget Wrestling
Favorite drink?Cold Mountian Dew (Coffee)
Favorite ice cream flavor?Cookie Dough
Warner Bros. or Disney?Disney
Favorite fast food restuarant?McDonalds
Carpet color in your bedroom?Wood floor
How many times did you fail your driver's test?once
Whom did you get your last email from?Mommy!
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?The Olive Garden
What do you do most often when you are bored?sleep
Most annoying thing to say to me?Hold on a minute...my cell is ringing.
Bedtime?When my eyes tell my to stop not sleeping
Favorite TV show?South Park
Last person you went out to dinner with?:Dan
Been out of country?Yup!
Believe in magick?Yes
Ford or Chevy?747
What are you listening to right now?Placebo - Pure Morning
Have you ever failed a grade?nope
If you have, what grade did you fail?none, stupid! I just said that!
Do you have a crush on someone?yup
Do you have a bf/gf?nope
If so, what is their name?*grr*
How long have you been together?*blink*
What are you wearing right now?not pants, if you're interested. Pants are the Devil!
Would you have sex before marriage?Maybe
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?nope
Are you a virgin?yup
Do you smoke?nope
Do you drink?Well, it's kinda necessary for survival...
Are you ghetto?naw, foo.
Are you a player?Yes, and a Groundling too!
What are your favorite colors?Silver
What is your favorite animal?It's a tie between kitties and flying ninja-pirate hamster pandas from space
Do you have any birthmarks?well, does hair count? I've got hair.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?no
Who do you talk to most on the phone?Kiel
Have you ever been slapped?yup
Do you get online a lot?yup
Are you shy or outgoing?shy until I know you
Do you shower?occasionally
Do you hate school?not really
Do you have a social life?not really
How easily do you trust people?either too easily or not at all
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?probably
Would you ever sky dive?maybe
Do you like to dance?only when no one's around
Have you ever been out of state?yup
Do you like to travel?sort of
Have you ever been expelled from school?nope
Have you ever been suspended from school?almost
Do you want to get out of your hometown?not really
Are you spoiled?no
Are you a brat?nope
Have you ever been dumped?yup
Have you ever gotten high?nope
Do you like snapple?kinda
Do you drink a lot of water?not really, unless you count the water content of Mountian Dew
What toothpaste do you use?the dentist recommended kind
Do you have a cell phone?no. and you can burn in hell for asking. fair enough?
Do you have a curfew?not really
Who do you look up to?Brian, Chris, Grandma, Mom
Are you a role model?maybe
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?both, actually. They kinda suck
What name brand do you wear the most?Well, I used to wear Doc Martens every day, but then I got a new pair of shit-kickers
What kind of jewelry do you wear?Buddhist Meditation Beads
What do you want pierced?Nothing really
Do you like takin pictures?Only in GTA San Andreas
Do you like gettin your picture taken?I feel cameras suck my soul away one picture at a time
Do you have a tan?nope
Do you get annoyed easily?not really
Have you ever started a rumor?not that I can think of
Do you have your own phone or phone line?no
Do you have your own pool?nope
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?boxers, they're comfy
Do you have any siblings?one sister
Have you ever been played?sort of
Have you ever played anyone?nope
Do you get along with your parents?yup
How do you vent your anger?with a bat
Have you ever ran away?nope
Have you ever been fired from a job?yup
Do you even have a job?I did, then I got fired
Do you daydream a lot?sometimes
Do you have a lot of ex's?nope
Do you run your mouth?not usually
What do you want a tattoo of?Tribal symbols
What do you have a tattoo of?nothing
What does your ex bf/gf look like?Beautifully married
What does your most recent crush look like?Heaven
Whats her/his name?Not tellin'! ;)
Have you ever been bitched out?yup
Are you rude?I try not to be
What was the last compliment you recieved?"Scott's a nice guy." It got me free curly fries at the grill!
Do you like getting dirty?not really; I'm a rather clean person
Are you flexiable?Time-wise? Yup. Yoga-wise? Not in the slightest.
What is your heritage?Fat and sassy.
What is your lucky number?13
What does your hair look like right now?long, soft, and pretty!
Could you ever be a vegetarian?Not while there were still cows.
Describe your looks?Fat and pleasant.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?Platinum Silver. Like, burn out the sun with it's own rays reflected upon it! HAHAHAHA..ehrm, ah...A SQUIRREL! *zoom*
Would you ever date someone younger than you?Yup
Would you ever date someone older than you?Yup
When was the last time you were drunk?Never
How many rings until you answer the phone?After the answering machine
Have you ever been skinny dipping?nope
If yes, when was the last time?...
When was the last time you went on a date?When "The Bourne IDENTITY" came out.
Do you look more like your mother or father?My dad
Do you cry a lot?not really
Do you ever cry to get your way?nope
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?peace
Are you the romantic type?yup. Mooshy-Gooshie!
Have you ever been chased by cops?not really
What do you like most about your body?my hair
What do you like least about your body?my feets
When did you have your first crush?Real crush? 7th grade.
When was the last time you threw up?the last time I ate at Wendy's
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?doesn't matter
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?no
What about cleavage?Well, sometimes I...wait...
Is your best friend a virgin?no
Have you ever fucked someone up?Like, with a knife or something? No.
Have you ever been fucked up?Only once. It was with a sword, and it was an accident. I still have the scar where Kiel stabbed me.
What theme does your room have?clutter
What size show do you wear?13 ish
What is your screen name on AIM?Oddguy101
How are you feeling right now?kinda ache-ey
When was the last time you were at a party?a month ago
Have you ever given a lapdance?no
Have you ever recieved one?not by choice
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?yup
What is one of your bad qualilties?I am rather hard on myself
What is one of your good qualilties?I am trustworthy and honorable
Would you marry for money?no
What do you drive?The Fatboat. A 1995 Chrysler Imperial.
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?Mommies-boy
So?-Do-La-Fa-Mi-Do-Re! So-Do-La-Ti-Do-Re-Do!
Well?He should've attended to the sick and left the well alone!
When was the last time you cried in school?never
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?no
What kind of music do you like?Anything, really. I like good music.
Would you ever bungee jump?I don't think so.
What is your worst fear?Being Forgotten
Would you ever join the army?I don't think so
Do you like cows?yes, with mashed potatoes
If you were to die today, what would you do?Spend the day in seclusion, pondering on my past mistakes and choices.
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?Randi
Do you like to party?not really
Hearts or broken hearts?hearts
Moons or stars?Moon
Coke or pepsi?Pepsi
Favorite scent?fresh air
Favorite band?I gots lots of those
Would you ever dye your hair red?maybe
How many languages can you speak?Fluently? One. I know bits and pieces of Italian, German, Russian, French, Mexican, and Canadian
What time are you finishing this?12:27

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jburt1

:: 2004 13 December :: 11.48pm
:: Mood: distressed
:: Music: LP + JZ

not all at once, please
Okay, so something weird is up. I dunno what. There's this odd tension between my friends. I think it started because the 4 of us (Keith, Jessica, Sara D., and I all hang out a lot) but everyone's still friends with everyone. And then the three of them made bracelets for themselves and me because we're in a "band." Ugh. honestly, I feel so stupid for evening saying any of this. It sounds so much like middle school. Anyways, I wore my bracelet to dinner and then theresa asked about it and then things just got really weird. I guess Keith was pretty pissed off tonight. So Sara and I were discussing it while we were going to rambler room and he snuck up on us, right while we were talking about him. But I don't know if he heard anything or not. I asked him if he was mad about me telling theresa, but he said no. But I dunno. This is college. We're all adults here...sort of. I haven't studied sufficiently for honors. It might just kick my butt. Actually, I think we'll both give each other a few bruises. I'm expecting a B (+?) so I'll be disappointed if I don't get it. But I just realized tonight that if I would have actually studied sufficiently, an A range would've been possiple. Crap.

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jburt1

:: 2004 13 December :: 2.21am







You Are Avril Lavigne!


A bit hardcore on the outside...
But sweet and sensitive on the inside.
"It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life"




Who's Your Inner Rock Chick? Take This Quiz :-)




Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.




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fatman

:: 2004 11 December :: 11.28am

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better
A friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who'll tease is better
Our thoughts compressed
Which makes us blessed
And makes for stormy weather

A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better
And when she's pressed she will undress
And then she's boxing clever

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
My friend confessed she passed the test
And we will never sever

Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning
Pure morning
Pure morning

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who'll tease is better
Our thoughts compressed
Which makes us blessed
And makes for stormy weather

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
My friend confessed she passed the test
And we will never sever

Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning
Pure morning
Pure morning

A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better
And when she's pressed she will undress
And then she's boxing clever

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better
A friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather

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Fatman

:: 2004 9 December :: 3.33pm

Call me Spicky - Fight - Wicky

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Fatman

:: 2004 7 December :: 8.12am

A is for age: 18
B is for boyfriend: Am not currently one.
C is for Career: Theatrical Technition
D is for dad's name: Scott
E is for essential item to bring on an airplane: MUSIC
F is for favorite song at the moment: This is Your Life - Switchfoot
G is for girlfriend: Nope
H is for hometown: Muskegon
I is for instruments you play(ed): Trumpet
J is for jam or jelly you like: Strawberry
K is for kids: I like them, especially with strwberry jam
L is for living arrangements: parents
M is for mom's name: Gail
N is for nickname: Fatman, Tech
O is for overnight hospital stays: Never
P is for phobia[s]: Failure
Q is for quote you like: "Shadows cannot exist without light..."
R is for relationship that lasted the longest: Well...
S is for sexual position: n/a
T is for time you wake up: between 8A and 11A
U is for unique trait: I are a good driver!
V is for vegetable you love: Brussel Sprouts
W is for worst habit: Procrastination
X is for x-rays you've had: Foot, Kidney
Y is for yummy food you make: Noodle Stuff, aka Beef Stroganoff-ish nummy food.
Z is for zodiac sign: Cancer. The crab.

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jburt1

:: 2004 2 December :: 12.13pm

Some New Things
Finals are in a week and half. I'm scared. But after that, things should be good. I found out that I'm going to Georgia over spring break to do a service project. I'm not sure if I want to major in marketing anymore, but I don't know what else I could do. I have to talk to my mom about emily and I going to torronto. If anyone else wants to come, this is me extending an invitation. It's 36 degrees outside. I don't know if I should wear a coat. My hair is long. Emily goes back to Muskegon friday. I don't know if I should ask my doctor for more pills or not. I have a pretty busy next couple days/weeks. Now I have Italian. Ciao.

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Fatman

:: 2004 2 December :: 9.00am

******LEAVE A SET OF LYRICS THAT REMIND YOU OF ME AND THE ARTIST WHO THEY ARE BY. THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR JOURNAL FOR EVERYONE ELSE******

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Fatman

:: 2004 30 November :: 1.49pm





You Are the Investigator



5




You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker.

You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does.

Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations.

You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it.




_______________________________






You Are Turkey and Gravy Soda



Gobble. Gobble.




_______________________________





You Are From Saturn



You're steady, organizes, and determined to achieve your dreams.
You tend to play it conservative, going by the rules (at least the practical ones).
You'll likely reach the top. And when you do, you'll be honorable and responsible.
Focus on happiness. Don't let your goals distract you from fun!
Don't be too set in your ways, and you'll be more of a success than you ever dreamed of.




_______________________________





You Are Scary

Scary!

You even scare scary people sometimes!




_______________________________





You Should Be a Mental Patient for Halloween!

You Should Be a Mental Patient for Halloween!






Whew! That's a lot of quizzles!

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Fatman

:: 2004 30 November :: 1.38pm

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down because I want it all
It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
But he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head but...
She's touching his chest now...
He takes off her dress now...
LET ME GO!

I just can't look, it's killing me...
And taking control...
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea...
Swimming with sick lullabies...
Choking on your alibis...
But it's just the price I pay...
Destiny is calling me...
Open up my eager eyes...
I'm Mister Brightside!

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jburt1

:: 2004 30 November :: 2.48am

FIRSTS
First best friend: Bryan in NJ
First time away from home: Mexico @ 6 mo.
First job: G&L cook, ick
First screen name: jakafin - uhm, yeah
First self-purchased album: probably TLC CrazySexyCool or Chumbuwumba's album
First funeral: Grandma's
First pets: Two goldfish that died
First piercing/tattoo: eyebrow
First play/musical/performance: the Prince in "Puss in Boots"


LASTS
Last kiss: a long time ago
Last hug: my mom?
Last good cry: a while ago
Last phone call: jessica
Last cd played: the Militia Group
Last item bought: baked cheetos
Last disappointment: not getting to see everyone over thanksgiving break : \
Last word spoken: see ya later
Last time wanting to die: sometimes when I wokred at G&L...
Last chair sat in: besides this one? the high chairs at rambler room

CURRENTS
current clothes: t-shirt and jeans
current mood: bored/tired/numb
current music: O.A.R. "hey girl"
current hair: long and flat
current annoyance: the time on the clock
current smell: dorm smell
current thing I should be doing: reading Dante's Inferno


[name]: Justin G Burt
[people call me]: j-dawg, burt, jason!?!
[in the morning I am]: tired!
[i day dream about]: friends
[tall or short]: stubby
[born]: Sept. 30th 1985
[school]: Loyola
[sibs]: 1 sister
[right or lefty]: Righty


h a v e y o u e v e r
[been in love]: no
[lied]: yes
[given someone a bath]: do pets count?
[smoked]: nope
[bungee jumped]: no
[broken the law]: nothing major
[skinny dipped]: no
[cried to get out of trouble]: no
[fallen for the wrong girl]: yes
[cut your own hair]: no
[been mean]: yeah
[been sarcastic]: no way!
[fought with parents]: oh yeah
[skipped school ]: yes
[had an imaginary friend]: nope
[hooked up w/ a friend]: not really
[cried during a flick]: almost


w i t h t h e o p p o s i t e s e x
[what do u notice first?]: teeth?
[turn off-looks]: trench mouth
[turn off-personality]: ignorance/arrogance
[hair length]: not too long, not too short
[best height]: around 5'5"
[best weight]: whatever's healthy
[best article of clothing]: tank top
[easier to talk to: boys or girls ?]: Girls
[who do you cry with]: my pillow

w o r d a s s o c i a t i o n

[red]: blue
[cow]: grass
[grass]: green
[blue]: red
[mirror]: reflection of self
[cracker]: top
[zine]: U.S. weekly
[aol]: high speed my ass
[jelly]: jellyfish

t h i s o r t h a t
[day/night]: night
[summer/winter]: fall
[lace/satin]: satin
[tape/cd]: CD's
[lust/love]: love
[on phone/in person]: in person
[gold/silver]: silver
[scary/happy movies]: scary movies are funny

f a v o r i t e

[color]: blue
[Holiday]: christmas
[shampoo]: suave
[furniture]: my bed
[emotion]: estatic
[pepsi or coke]: pepsi
[fast food]: Taco Bell or Subway
[animal]: the stuffed kind
[sport]: soccer
[cartoon character]: Jimmy Newtron
[language]: English or French
[weekend activity]: watching movies, going downtown
[roller coaster]: something small
[store]: Best Buy

m o r e
[could you live without the computer?]: if I was constantly busy, yes
[how many peeps are on your buddylist?]: 80 or so
[like watching sunrises or sunsets]: sunrises
[what hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?]: emotional
[trust others way too easily?]: sometimes
[is cheerleading a sport?]: if they cover it on espn, yes
[houses lived in]: 8
[schools gone to]: 5-6
[bedroom carpet]: wood floor
[last film seen in theatre]: The Grudge

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Fatman

:: 2004 24 November :: 10.07pm

FIRSTS
First best friend: Katie Strandberg
First time away from home: New York
First job: Janitor
First screen name: SohGin144
First self-purchased album: Dare to be Stupid - Weird Al
First funeral: Grandpa's
First pets: Terry
First piercing/tattoo:
First play/musical/performance: John in "No Greater Love"


LASTS
Last kiss: Forever ago
Last hug: Randi
Last good cry: A while ago
Last phone call: Mom
Last cd played: Rock Mix
Last item bought: gas
Last disappointment: ...
Last word spoken: ok
Last time wanting to die: a while ago
Last chair sat in: couch

CURRENTS
current clothes: shirt and shorts
current mood: thoughtful
current music: The Killers
current hair: pretty
current annoyance: Nose
current smell: turkey stuffing
current thing I should be doing: Writing a paper


[name]: Scott Lee Smith
[people call me]: The Fatman, Tech
[in the morning I am]: sleeping
[i day dream about]: love
[tall or short]: wide
[born]: July 22
[school]: MCC
[sibs]: 1 sister
[right or lefty]: Righty


h a v e y o u e v e r
[been in love]: yes
[lied]: yes
[given someone a bath]: no
[smoked]: once
[bungee jumped]: no
[broken the law]: yupyup
[skinny dipped]: no
[cried to get out of trouble]: no
[fallen for the wrong girl]: yes
[cut your own hair]: no
[been mean]: yup
[been sarcastic]: yes
[fought with parents]: yup
[skipped school ]: yes
[had an imaginary friend]: nope
[hooked up w/ a friend]: no
[cried during a flick]: almost


w i t h t h e o p p o s i t e s e x
[what do u notice first?]: eyes
[turn off-looks]: egotism
[turn off-personality]: ignorance
[hair length]: umm...not bald?
[best height]: taller than 3', shorter than 7'
[best weight]: doesnt matter
[best article of clothing]: pants or hat
[easier to talk to: boys or girls ?]: Girls
[who do you cry with]: only once

w o r d a s s o c i a t i o n

[red]: hot
[cow]: moo
[grass]: comfy
[blue]: calm
[mirror]: reflection
[cracker]: salty
[zine]: comics
[aol]: the devil
[jelly]: peanut butter

t h i s o r t h a t
[day/night]: night
[summer/winter]: winter without snow
[lace/satin]: satin
[tape/cd]: CD's
[lust/love]: love
[on phone/in person]: in person
[gold/silver]: silver
[scary/happy movies]: scary movies are funny

f a v o r i t e

[color]: burgandy or silver
[Holiday]: Thanksgiving
[shampoo]: VO5
[furniture]: Lay-z-boy
[emotion]: happy
[pepsi or coke]: pepsi
[fast food]: Taco Bell, Chedder-Burger
[animal]: kitties
[sport]: Soccer, Pool
[cartoon character]: Garfield
[language]: English
[weekend activity]: Playing Pool
[roller coaster]: none
[store]: Max 10

m o r e
[could you live without the computer?]: maye
[how many peeps are on your buddylist?]: 8 i think
[like watching sunrises or sunsets]: sunsets
[what hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?]: emotional is the worst
[trust others way too easily?]: yes
[is cheerleading a sport?]: possibly
[houses lived in]: 2
[schools gone to]: 3
[bedroom carpet]: wood floor
[last film seen in theatre]: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

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Fatman

:: 2004 23 November :: 3.51pm

It's kind of funny, this feeling inside...

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jburt1

:: 2004 23 November :: 3.26am

will be back in town friday. call if you want to do something/volunteer to give me rides ; )

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Fatman

:: 2004 22 November :: 9.10pm

I'm sorry.

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