Don't forget the sandwhich!

:: 2007 11 April :: 9.33pm

:: 2007 1 April :: 12.51am

Travel Agent: Hi, come on in. What can I help you folks with today? Have a seat.

Male A-Hole: Yeah, we wanna take a trip. What kind you got?

Travel Agent: Well, we have all sorts of travel packages, do you know where you want to go?

Male A-Hole: Where ya wanna go, babe?

Female A-Hole: I don't care.

Male A-Hole: We don't care.

Travel Agent: Okay, well, I can help you with that. Would you like to go someplace warm?

Male A-Hole: Whaddya think, babe?

Female A-Hole: 'Bout what?

Male A-Hole: The warmth.

Female A-Hole: The WHAT?

Male A-Hole: Warmth.

Female A-Hole: Can I have a diet ginger ale?

Male A-Hole: Yeah, I'll take a lemonade.

Travel Agent: Uh, we don't serve drinks here. We do have water.

Male A-Hole: You want water, babe?

Female A-Hole: I hate water.

Male A-Hole: She hates water.

Travel Agent: Well, I guess a, uh, cruise is out of the question, then, huh?

Male A-Hole: Yeah, we don't get it.

Female A-Hole: Should he be showing us pictures or something?

Male A-Hole: Yeah, you guys got brochures?

Travel Agent: Of course. Here are a few of our, uh, popular destinations, all very beautiful. Are you, uh, familiar at all with the Yucatan?

Male A-Hole: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that place. Y'know that place, babe?

Male A-Hole: Know Yucatan?

Male A-Hole: You hear about that one--you heard 'bout that place, right, babe?

Male A-Hole: Babe, Yucatan?

Female A-Hole: Yah.

Male A-Hole: Yeah, we know it.

Travel Agent: Great, would you like me to pull up some more information for you?

Male A-Hole: I dunno. You wanna go there, babe?

Female A-Hole: Where's your ATM?

Male A-Hole: Yeah, she's gotta check her balance.

Travel Agent: Uh, look, folks, we don't have one of those here. There is a Seven-Eleven across the street.

Male A-Hole: Mm-hm. Wanna go over there, babe?

Female A-Hole: I wanna go to Europe.

Male A-Hole: You guys know where Europe is?

Travel Agent: Yes, we know where Europe is. Did you have someplace specific that you wanted to go, someplace specific in mind?

Male A-Hole: Yeah, whaddya think, babe?

Female A-Hole: I wanna drive there.

Male A-Hole: Yeah, we wanna do that.

Travel Agent: You can't drive to Europe.

Female A-Hole: I can if I drive a BOAT.

Travel Agent: So you want to rent a boat and drive it to Europe.

Female A-Hole: What STREET are we on?

Male A-Hole: Yeah, where are we?

Travel Agent: Look, why don't you two think about this some more, and when you narrow it down to a few places, come back. Okay?

Female A-Hole: I know where I wanna go.

Male A-Hole: All right, we got it, buddy. Where ya wanna go, babe?

Female A-Hole: England.

Travel Agent: Okay, England's great, it's a big place. There's, uh, London. Brighton's very nice. Did you have someplace in mind?

Female A-Hole: I wanna go to Hogwarts.

Travel Agent: You mean from the Harry Potter books?

Male A-Hole: Yeah. You guys got trips on magic school?

Travel Agent: Sir... that's not a real place.

Male A-Hole: Mm-hm. All right. They don't go to there, babe. Probably gotta go online for that, right, somethin' like Orbitz or somethin'?

Travel Agent: NO, it's a fictional place. You cannot GO there.

Male A-Hole: Right, right, right, gotta wait till summer, the wizards are outta school, right?

Travel Agent: No, never. It's impossible. You can never go to Hogwarts; it doesn't exist.

Male A-Hole: It's invisible, right.

Travel Agent: Look, you obviously don't know where it is that you want to go, so why don't you go home, and think it over, and come back when you've made up your minds.

Female A-Hole: I wanna go there.

Travel Agent: Where?

Male A-Hole: Where ya wanna go, babe?

Female A-Hole: I wanna go there.

Travel Agent: Ma'am, that's a poster of an airplane.

Female A-Hole: I know. I wanna go there.

Male A-Hole: Yeah, we wanna go there. How much?

Travel Agent: Get out. Get the hell out of here.

Male A-Hole: They're closin', babe.

Female A-Hole: Can you rub my shoulders? I slept weird.

Male A-Hole: Yeah, you guys do backrubs here?

Travel Agent: LEAVE!

Female A-Hole: Maybe a grilled cheese.

Travel Agent: Fine, you know what, I'm gonna go in the back, and I'm gonna get some coffee. When I come back, you two better be gone.

Female A-Hole: He looked like a rabbit.

Male A-Hole: Yeah.

:: 2007 20 February :: 8.05pm

ooh an anonymous crush, how exciting!

andy, this is why i am certain this is a good idea... i'm about as giddy as a seventh-grader!

:: 2007 19 February :: 8.24pm

Get your own CrushTag!

:: 2007 20 January :: 7.02pm

Keeping a journal is starting to be scary.

It's weird who still keeps tabs on my life.

:: 2007 10 January :: 7.45pm

Life's like an hourglass, glued to the table.
If I get it all down on paper, it's no longer inside of me.

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:: 2007 6 January :: 11.35pm

I guess there's got to be a break in the monotony, but Jesus, when it rains how it pours.
It could be ten, but then again, I can't remember half an hour since a quarter to four.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me with my jaw on the floor.
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known,
should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
It starts out easy, something simple, something sleazy, something inching past the edge of the reserve.
Now through lines of the cheap venetian blinds your car is pulling off of the curb.
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes again.

Oh, here it goes again.
Oh oh
Oh, here it goes.
Yeah, oh here it goes again.
Hey hey
Oh, here it goes.
All right!
I guess there's got to be a break in the monotony, but Jesus, when it rains how it pours.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me, yeah, you leave me.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
but here it goes again.
Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it goes
I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have known
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.

70billion

:: 2007 6 January :: 3.59am
:: Mood: uncomfortable

4:05 am blues.
doors are shutting people sleep as i walk down down the street. is this what happieness brings? or is it something deep deep inside, know that i always mess up. Ruinning every evening, on a thoughtless second, i was just playing around. Thats the last time I follow you out after making you mad, "dont talk to me" I dont need this maybe next time ill just walk the away. I here footsteps; look around to caucth a glimps of your sillioete running towrds me. I all alone, and walking down the street.

:: 2007 1 January :: 3.27pm

Just to clarify for those who have questioned, I am not pregnant.

And the term "preggers" drives me absolutely nuts.

:: 2006 30 December :: 3.35pm

i am posting this because it brings back happy memories.

:: 2006 30 December :: 3.32pm

Life just potentially got a lot more complicated (in a good way... I think).

I suppose that's just the way things go, eh?

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:: 2006 15 November :: 8.18pm

Memory
Leave some memories that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember! Don't send a message, leave a comment on here. Next, re-post this in your notes and see how many people leave a memory about you.

:: 2006 8 November :: 5.56pm

MySpace is really scary. I think that I will be staying away from it.

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:: 2006 4 November :: 2.50pm

Our new house.
The house.

The backyard.

My awesome kitchen.

More coming soon.

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