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:: 2009 14 September :: 8.39pm

R.I.P. PATRICK SWAYZE.

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:: 2009 14 September :: 6.24pm

From spike's Top 10 White Trash Heroes of Cinema

1. That's right. Luke Skywalker. Before the sci-fi haters come out of the woodwork to crucify me, take a deep breath and listen to my reasoning. Here are some of the things we know about Luke:

* He lives on a patch of dirt in the middle of nowhere
* He has lots of beat-up vehicles in his front yard
* He's a greasemonkey
* He likes to make out with his sister
* He lives with his aunt and uncle ‘cause his dad killed his mom

Luke Skywalker is the classic definition of white trash. And, by definition, he is the prototypical redneck. Keep in mind he lived in a galaxy far, far away eons before we earthlings even climbed out of our evolutionary puddle.

If anything we should love Luke more, not less. He's the classic example of pulling oneself up by one's bootstraps. Luke is the poster child for Republicanism – and, at the same time, embodies liberal ideals. He could give Obama a real run for his money and kick McCain's ass at the same time – with no hands, to boot.

In the end, Luke is proof that it's not the vehicle you drive or the parents you have, but what's inside that makes a true hero. Although it doesn't hurt if you have a lightsaber and a robotic hand.

:: 2009 13 September :: 7.11pm

Untold
I got me some FULL FATHEM FIVE!!

::This cannot be left untold. So, the creeper across the street pulled into his driveway. Got out of the car and was walking to his door. Well, this bush to his left cut his hand or something, and well, he got angry and punched this bush. Then I happen to notice the beer in his hand. He goes to his door and as he is doing this he is waving his fist in the air with anger. At his door he goes to punch his and decided against it. As soon as he gets inside, he puts his beer down (his curtains are open, I saw the whole thing), stomps to the door, and slams it shut.

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:: 2009 13 September :: 9.23am

Kick off is at 1. Go Lions!!!!

:: 2009 12 September :: 10.54am
:: Music: Clutch

Careful with that mic weezy, do you really think it's that easy?
Working tonight 2-9:30. It's my last day on nights and I will be switching to days starting Monday. I am taking over opening the store Sunday's and Friday's. Hooray for meeeee.

::Take a deep breath and count to 10, ain't gonna let it get under my skin. Take a deep breath and count to 10, think of all the nice places that I've been::

:: 2009 11 September :: 10.39pm

I don't mind getting a text at 3:30 in the AM from you. I don't mind talking to you every chance I get. I don't mind texting you all day. I misssss you =[

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball Association is Chinese."
-Chris Rock

:: 2009 11 September :: 9.32pm

Imperfection is an opportunity to be better.

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:: 2009 11 September :: 11.25am

A mexican standoff is NOT trust
As you know, we are not in the prisoner takin' business, we are in the killin' nazi business.

:: 2009 9 September :: 1.44pm

In Response to my facebook post
Brittany Lallo: Sammy, I may not have drowned while taking my shower, however, I did manage to get shampoo in my right eye.

Samantha Davidson: fag.

Shawn Michael Moore: Yes?

PS Shawn is gay. But I <3 him. It made me ROFL.

:: 2009 8 September :: 5.38pm

You now hear the voice of Coach John McGuirk

:: 2009 8 September :: 12.45pm

Jonathon the zombie, he likes turtles.

:: 2009 7 September :: 1.35pm

Smoke all night, sleep all day
That should be the American way
Roll that shit, light that shit, hit that shit, hold that shit, blow that shit out slow
Then pass it to me bro

:: 2009 6 September :: 8.45pm

I feel like death has just ran me over and left me there to die.

Also, I am now working the day of the Clutch concert. =[

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:: 2009 5 September :: 1.26am
:: Music: Clutch AND Five Horse Johnson

Red Hot Momma
I know, I know. Double posting back to back. It's how I roll. I CANNOT believe I found this song. This song is fucking awesome. Clutch AND Five Horse Johnson. It seriously doesn't get any better than this song. I want FEEDBACK on this song.

I don't know who these guys are...but, I will be cool and put this on here too. It's a pretty good song.