Mark Twain Had a Grisly Sense of Humor
In 1863, San Francisco newspapers reported endlessly on the cooked books and financial trickery of mining outfits, and the San Francisco news outlet Territorial Enterprise advised investors to instead put their capital consisting of plague-ridden blankets and Buffalo nickels into San Francisco utility companies. Not out of financial responsibility, or anything; the utility companies were paying several papers bribes for reporting the tips. Still, most people didn't realize what was going on, they just read story after story to the tune of "Oh my God, investing in utilities is so good, you guys." Read more..
At eleven this morning I transferred the RSO (Kappa Kappa Psi) into Alex's care. I thought I had already done it, but I guess I hadn't. That means that I am no longer President in any facit. I like that. I'm still busy as hell, though.
Already had:
French
Next:
Linguistics
Shakespeare
Membership Education Committee meeting
Un film en francais
General Business meeting
So, I'll be busy 'til about midnight.
J'adore aller a l'universite mais quelquefois je deteste le programme que j'ai.
These are just a few pictures from Courtany's boyfriend's kids' birthday party. I think I did a pretty good job. The 2 boys are his and the older one is his.
Let's see...for starters, I should be fucking drunk from last night still or at least have one bad fucking hang over.
Guy at Taphouse looked at my vertical I.D. for...about 2 minutes and then slapped a wrist band on my arm. What a complete fucking idiot. Well, I was excited and had to celebrate with these drinks of choice all within an hour (yes, I said within an hour of each other, like a fucking idiot):
Vodka and lemonade
Jack and coke
Long Island ice tea
2 Sex on the Beaches
This caused a lot of stopping on the way home...
I puked in the parking lot.
I puked on the freeway.
I puked in a church parking lot.
I puked on fuller.
And, finally, I puked in my own toilet.
Efffff you fuck face. Right in the ass where you like it. Like that fucking faggot that you are. Your nasty flea infested ass can eat shit and DIE for all I care. You are nothing to me. I spit on your name in pure hatred.
