| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | no |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | nope |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | nope |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | mmmmmmm depends |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | uh not really |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | sex can wait! |
| Do you steal?: | no |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | depends on what u mean by inapproriate |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | lol no |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | sometimes |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | not really |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | nope |
| Do you read books often?: | all the time |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | just algebra, wait no i have a D+ thats still passing! |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | yeah |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | no |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | i wish |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | not really |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | if i get really mad |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | no i'm good |
| Are you intelligent?: | hahahaha..... u can answer that one for yourself |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick?: | no |
| Black eyeliner?: | yeah |
| Black eyeshadow?: | yeah |
| Black trenchcoat?: | no |
| Black boots?: | yeah |
| Black fishnets?: | nope |
| Black nail polish?: | my mom would kill me |
| Cigarettes?: | nopers |
| Heavy metal music?: | oh yeah |
| Marilyn Manson?: | no |
| Kittie?: | no |
| Cradle of Filth?: | no |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | no |
| Do you like to be seen as: | huh? |
| Are you an intellectual?: | uh..... not really |
| An atheist?: | nope |
| Horrible home life?: | at my dads |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | used to be |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | used to |
| Self-mutilation?: | used to |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid?: | i like plaid socks and hats |
| Big black boots?: | i have some |
| Mohawk?: | haha yeah right |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | nope |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | meh.. depends |
| Wild hair colors?: | i want to but my mom... enough said? |
| NOFX?: | huh? |
| Rancid?: | huh? |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | that current events will do it to ya everytime! |
| A: | ? |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ?: | 118 |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | no |
| Play a lot of sports?: | only soccer |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | nope |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | i do lots of stuff |
| Are you arrogant?: | i don't think so |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | no |
| Are you homophobic?: | yeah.. |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | no thats horrible! |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | that i am but i don't make fun of people |
| Boobs = yes?: | i have them... |
| Parties = yes?: | meh |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | no way |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | yes as stupid as it sounds i do |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | no |
| How much did you lose?: | u mean gain? |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | like i could give up food? HA! u gotta be crazy! |
| Make yourself throw up?: | sick |
| Make-up?: | i only wear it on my eyes |
| Low-cut tops?: | no |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | a |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | sometimes not often tho |
| Giggle a lot?: | yeah |
| What's the deal with boys?: | meh.... some r ok some suck |
| Thongs?: | what about em? |
| Pretty bras?: | yay! |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | no |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | girls |
| Are you a feminist?: | no |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | meh hes ok |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | about everyother day unless i don't feel like it |
| How about your armpits?: | same ^ |
| Are you emotional?: | when its that time of the month |
| Especially when on your period?: | haha^ |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | originality |
| Independence or Companionship?: | companionship with independance |
| Stability or Freedom?: | stability |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | intovert |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | depends |
| Unique or Loved?: | both |
| Understood or Individual?: | meh... |
| You or Them?: | us! |