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2013 13 July :: 10.30pm
I'm not sure of what I should do.
When every thought I'm thinking of is you.
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2012 1 September :: 10.01am
Brittney: "You still have the same unicorn?"
Fuckstick, (fuhk-stik) Noun: A word used in place of penis.
Hollie: "Wow it looks like a skating outfit"
Jodi: "I dunno do you think I could do something to make it look better?"
Hollie: "Put on a pair of figure skates..."
Reading my firearms safety book: "Never fire at a movement, a color, a sound, or a shape."
Which basically means never fire at anything, ever, for any reason, ever.
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2012 15 August :: 8.10am
Push me up against the wall.
My life has been a whirlwind the past month.
I've made some bad choices, some very good choices and some questionable ones.
Not sure if I want to spill it all on here, so perhaps another time.
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2012 15 August :: 8.08am
Shit my grans says...
Grans talking about women going into old people homes... "I think its harder for women than men because for women your home is your kitchen and when you go into an old folks home you don't have a kitchen so its like you don't have a home" LOLOLOL
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2012 19 June :: 8.12pm
Hollie: *Cooking in the kitchen*
Jodi: "Dude wtf why aren't you wearing pants?!"
Hollie: "I dunno I was wearing my house coat but its to hard to cook in and I didn't want to go upstairs to put pants on"
Jodi: "Ugh, I wanted to eat some of your mac and cheese"
Hollie: "But now you don't, because I'm not wearing pants?"
Jodi: "How do you know a horse likes when people ride it? Like from my personal experience I don't think I'd like it"
Hollie: "From your personal experience...? as a horse...?"
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2012 25 May :: 10.19pm
Annie: "here I licked this piece of paper for you so it would stay closed"
Hollie: "... okkk, its not an envelope but alright... :\"
Just ran into little T.B...
Tristan: "Uhmm you know that gum, with the layers?"
Hollie: "Yes"
Tristan: "Well I had some just now but I swallowed it walking down here... uhhmm do you know if its digestible?"
So cute!
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2012 11 April :: 10.30pm
Future Pet Names - Canuck's themed:
Cat: Pavel Purrrrrre
Dog: Bark Messier
Gawd I'm witty.
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2012 30 March :: 1.29pm
My week so far...
Hollie: "Were having a roast beef dinner for my grans birthday next Friday if you wanna come"
Greg: "Yeah, sure"
Hollie: "What is roast beef?" Long pause "Oh... right, beef, duh"
Successfully changed the filter in my car :) Unfortunately mixed up the windshield washer fluid and coolant... fml.
Little girl at work: "What does that sign say?"
Me: "Uhhh an email was sent out because someone has scabies"
Little girl: "Oh my god someone died!?"
Sammy: "I think everything in life is spicy"
"Woah Woah Woah Woah.. where the fuck are we?!"
"I like old nuggets"
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2011 6 December :: 9.51pm
Shit Greg's Gran says:
Greg: "My Grandma says she hopes to see us get married"
Hollie: "I thought she knew we broke up?"
Greg: "She did.. but she forgot"
Soooooooo cute
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2011 6 December :: 9.50pm
Hollie: "I wonder why some eggs are brown and some are white"
Greg: "Well chickens lay white eggs and roosters lay brown."
Hollie: "Oh cool, I did not know that."
Greg: *Pauses & stares at Hollie for a minute* Then... "hahahaha. Roosters dont lay eggs silly. Roosters are male!"
Hollie: "Oh my god your an asshole!"
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2011 6 December :: 9.47pm
Shit B says:
Watching Greg's hockey with my 3 year old goddaughter... Annie: "Why do they sit on the bench" Hollie: "Because they take turns so they don't get tired"... (20 a rather large guy takes the face off) Annie: "Why is he so large?" Hollie: "I don't know maybe he doesn't eat well or exercise enough" Annie: "Or maybe he takes to many turns on the bench"
One day I took Annie to lunch with my friend Sammy. Annie got bored quickly and I had just finished eating while Sammy was still finishing. B turned to me and said "Do we have to wait for that one to finish?"
We had just sat down to a family dinner and B points at my rather large aunt and says "Is that a fat lady?" I burst out laughing and try to sush her quietly but she just points and says it louder. I rushed her into the bathroom in hysterical laughter and explained to her why that was inappropraite. I couldn't keep a straight face at the dinner table after.
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2011 7 November :: 3.15pm
Shit my mom says...
*On the phone with mom* Mom: "Was that my car you hit the curb twice in?" Hollie: "Uhhh no" Mom: "Look at me" Hollie: "Mom were on the phone..." Mom: "Well I didn't like how you said no" lol mom
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2011 4 September :: 12.43pm
This happend Tuesday...
This was probably one of the worst days of my life. Went to catch the 10am ferry, were just about to load and had to turn around because I was to sick. I called and spent 20 minutes on hold to get the tickets transfered over so Greg can pick them up. Greg & Tony make the 11. I sleep for an hour, get up decide I am well enough to make the 1... bad idea #1. Get on the 1... bad idea #2. Taking the ferry in general is never a good idea for me as I get motion sickness. And I probably should have taken the hint when even my chewable gravol wasn't making me feel better. Anyways... made it to Vancouver in a somewhat stable state. Get in a car accident. Get lost. Stopped at 7/11 to ask directions, no one spoke English/didn't know where Rogers arena was even though it was only 2 blocks away. Spill my puke bucket all over the the car. Have a break down. Greg comes to find me, we make it to the hotel and I have to go get the tickets because they didn't put Greg down as an alternate pickup (Even after spending 20 minutes with customer service). At that point very dehydrated, hadn't kept anything down in almost 24 hours. Walk 15 blocks or so to get tickets...Another bad idea. Walk back. Almost about to pass out when I made the desicion I wasn't physically going to be able to go to the concert. Had to convince Greg to let me take his car and go home (after crashing his car). So hotel/ticket and two ferry trips for nothing. Missing out on seeing one of my all time favorite bands and am now roughly $500 in the hole. Yes this day is certainly in the top 4 of worst days of my life. Also spent the entire time puking or feeling like puke.
Lessons I learned from today: Always pay the extra for emergency cancellation fees. Give myself time to feel better (i.e. not jumping out of bed after 3 hours of puking and deciding in 15 minutes that I feel fine). And most importantly stay at home when you have the flu.
FML.
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2011 26 July :: 7.14am
Greg: "Apparently German’s are crazy hard workers" Hollie: "Yeah, well it makes sense, like look at the Nazi's"
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2011 9 June :: 8.24pm
Shit my mom says...
Only 1 lady at the blood clinc is able to find my veins because they're so deep. So my mom asked for her name, she said her name was Jennifer but that there were 3 people there with the same name. So mom said "Oh we'll just ask for the Jen that goes deep." I just face palmed and started laughing, the lady went red but laughed as well, then mom realized what she had said. LOL MOM
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