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tuwang

:: 2011 18 May :: 12.49pm

I need you're opinion on this...

so I go out for a friends birthday, meet up with a bunch of people from work at our hangout pub. As the night wraps up, a girl from work (who I would kill for to get with) invites me to the after party for some more drinks and drink compliments.

Long story short, as we are all going to pass out this girl (now thoroughly intoxicated i.e. deal breaker) wakes my ass up and asks me to go outside to have a cigarette with her (I still don't smoke and I wasn't cigarette drunk either). I go with her outside of this dorm that requires a keycard for entry at the University of Maryland when she of course notices that she forgot a lighter. She head back upstairs to find it and leaves me outside with no shoes. Its raining. She doesn't come back.

So there I am, in a place infested with police patrolling for drunk college kids who just graduated, with no shoes, in the rain, with no fucking clue where I am.

lucky for me she gave me her iPhone before heading back upstairs, which I used to navigate my way out. Doesn't mean I didn't have to walk around campus in socks while it was raining looking for the parking lot I parked my car in.

So now I have a new iPhone and a pack of menthols (If I DID smoke, I would not smoke menthols).

Ok so, I went to hang out with her because I think she's cute. I didn't try and make a move or anything, but I did put myself in the situation.

On a scale of 1-10 how angry am I allowed to be?

10 ain't cause they not | I'm hot cause I'm fly


phil-himself

:: 2011 17 May :: 6.46pm

everyone can fuck off today

2 ain't cause they not | I'm hot cause I'm fly


tuwang

:: 2011 17 May :: 12.51pm

they call me menopause the way I make my heat flash

I'm hot cause I'm fly


mochababy49319

:: 2011 16 May :: 10.29am

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I'm hot cause I'm fly


phil-himself

:: 2011 13 May :: 3.25pm

5 ain't cause they not | I'm hot cause I'm fly


mochababy49319

:: 2011 13 May :: 12.46am

I love my waitressing job. I have met sooo many sweet people. Been hit on a few times. Whatever helps make that money right?

I'm hot cause I'm fly


phil-himself

:: 2011 11 May :: 1.03pm

The years they don't treat you like they used to.

I'm hot cause I'm fly


phil-himself

:: 2011 10 May :: 6.00pm

Throw your needless shame out the window.

I'm hot cause I'm fly


mochababy49319

:: 2011 8 May :: 6.17pm

How it really went

I'm hot cause I'm fly


tuwang

:: 2011 8 May :: 2.09am

to you... you know who you are (chris)

3 ain't cause they not | I'm hot cause I'm fly


tuwang

:: 2011 6 May :: 3.30pm

c'mon homie, we major!

I'm hot cause I'm fly


phil-himself

:: 2011 6 May :: 12.50pm

phil-himself aka USA #1

I'm hot cause I'm fly


phil-himself

:: 2011 6 May :: 8.58am

pull the trigger, drop the blade, and watch the rolling heads

I'm hot cause I'm fly


phil-himself

:: 2011 4 May :: 1.45pm

Speed: GO

I'm hot cause I'm fly


mochababy49319

:: 2011 30 April :: 5.03pm

In the past month, I have gotten 2 new jobs. Altogether now, I am working 3. I start the third Monday. Whoever said finding a job in Michigan is hard, you aren't trying hard enough apparently.

2 ain't cause they not | I'm hot cause I'm fly

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