1. That's right. Luke Skywalker. Before the sci-fi haters come out of the woodwork to crucify me, take a deep breath and listen to my reasoning. Here are some of the things we know about Luke:
* He lives on a patch of dirt in the middle of nowhere
* He has lots of beat-up vehicles in his front yard
* He's a greasemonkey
* He likes to make out with his sister
* He lives with his aunt and uncle ‘cause his dad killed his mom
Luke Skywalker is the classic definition of white trash. And, by definition, he is the prototypical redneck. Keep in mind he lived in a galaxy far, far away eons before we earthlings even climbed out of our evolutionary puddle.
If anything we should love Luke more, not less. He's the classic example of pulling oneself up by one's bootstraps. Luke is the poster child for Republicanism – and, at the same time, embodies liberal ideals. He could give Obama a real run for his money and kick McCain's ass at the same time – with no hands, to boot.
In the end, Luke is proof that it's not the vehicle you drive or the parents you have, but what's inside that makes a true hero. Although it doesn't hurt if you have a lightsaber and a robotic hand.
::This cannot be left untold. So, the creeper across the street pulled into his driveway. Got out of the car and was walking to his door. Well, this bush to his left cut his hand or something, and well, he got angry and punched this bush. Then I happen to notice the beer in his hand. He goes to his door and as he is doing this he is waving his fist in the air with anger. At his door he goes to punch his and decided against it. As soon as he gets inside, he puts his beer down (his curtains are open, I saw the whole thing), stomps to the door, and slams it shut.
Careful with that mic weezy, do you really think it's that easy?
Working tonight 2-9:30. It's my last day on nights and I will be switching to days starting Monday. I am taking over opening the store Sunday's and Friday's. Hooray for meeeee.
::Take a deep breath and count to 10, ain't gonna let it get under my skin. Take a deep breath and count to 10, think of all the nice places that I've been::
I don't mind getting a text at 3:30 in the AM from you. I don't mind talking to you every chance I get. I don't mind texting you all day. I misssss you =[
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball Association is Chinese."
-Chris Rock
In Response to my facebook post
Brittany Lallo: Sammy, I may not have drowned while taking my shower, however, I did manage to get shampoo in my right eye.
Smoke all night, sleep all day
That should be the American way
Roll that shit, light that shit, hit that shit, hold that shit, blow that shit out slow
Then pass it to me bro
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2009 5 September :: 1.26am
:: Music: Clutch AND Five Horse Johnson
Red Hot Momma
I know, I know. Double posting back to back. It's how I roll. I CANNOT believe I found this song. This song is fucking awesome. Clutch AND Five Horse Johnson. It seriously doesn't get any better than this song. I want FEEDBACK on this song.
I don't know who these guys are...but, I will be cool and put this on here too. It's a pretty good song.
Question for you gaming nerds...is this what happens when someone betray's you? Seriously though, if I was this kids mom, I would have smacked him by now.