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10 ain't cause they not | I'm hot cause I'm fly

:: 2009 1 July :: 2.10pm

This is where I say something to piss everyone off because I don't have anything better to do than argue with people on the internet.

So here it is: Testicles

that is all

:: 2009 1 July :: 1.46pm

All this woohu drama reminds me of the old days. Fuck drama IMO.

:: 2009 30 June :: 11.22pm

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

:: 2009 30 June :: 10.17pm

I tested my bike and it tested me

8000RPM @ 80MPH is a little scary on a windy open freeway

50HP is a lot more when it sits just in front of your legs.

:: 2009 30 June :: 11.35am

My cat needs a good home. I can't have her going to some stranger. She is an awesome cat. I love her to death. I just can't keep her because of our landlords. Her name is Martini. She is bowlegged. But it's cute watching her walk away from you. At night, I sleep with her like a teddy bear. She likes that. She is fixed. Just not declawed. She doesn't really like other cats and she did warm up to the dogs. Please, let me know if you want her. But only if you really want her. If you are going to take her and give her away, I would like her back.

:: 2009 29 June :: 10.14pm

Soo, this chick came into my work tonight and paid with her card. Her last name? Glasscock. ROFL.

3 ain't cause they not | I'm hot cause I'm fly

:: 2009 29 June :: 8.01pm

I like working on my motorcycle, it puts me at ease and peace with the world

:: 2009 29 June :: 1.54am

1 ain't cause they not | I'm hot cause I'm fly

:: 2009 29 June :: 12.57am

I fucking love the internet, it pits people against each other in ways they would have otherwise never believed.

:: 2009 29 June :: 12.09am

HAAIIIRRRR
New hair!

9 ain't cause they not | I'm hot cause I'm fly

:: 2009 28 June :: 11.35pm

This space is dedicated to Billy Mays, for he has greatly improved our world.

And if you disagree with me I will challenge your knowledge of infomercials, because that's the highroad thing to do on the internet these days, oh yeah but no flamewars cause that's not cool right.

2 ain't cause they not | I'm hot cause I'm fly

:: 2009 28 June :: 2.16am

I am not very tired, and I need to be up in 6 hours.

:: 2009 27 June :: 12.03pm

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

:: 2009 27 June :: 2.35am

Will you die on your feet or live on your knees?