Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another -Bierce

:: 2009 21 August :: 6.31pm

This is what happens when little kids try to bug me in online games

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:: 2009 19 August :: 12.52pm

Classes this fall:
Database systems
Unix using Linux
Cisco Wireless Network Administrator
Computer Security and Assurance

This semester is either going to be really fucking cool or really fucking hard.

:: 2009 18 August :: 11.53am

i like to eat giant turds.

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:: 2009 13 August :: 1.13pm

Got the results of my MRI, torn cartilage and a micro fracture, have to go to a specialist.

:: 2009 5 August :: 12.01pm

Good Ole Teddy Roosevelt is cracked's most badass president, quite a formidable top five as well.

I hope that someone can say this about me when I die "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight."

fishyrere

:: 2009 4 August :: 10.25pm

I found my wedding dress today. It's perfect.

:: 2009 4 August :: 1.45am

Life has been different since the wreck. You start to look at things different after that, I appreciate my life and the people I care about more.

:: 2009 3 August :: 12.07am

Gnarkill Vs Unkle Matt And The Shitbirdz

:: 2009 1 August :: 2.16pm

On motorcycles
From one of my ex guild members

"You're like PETA's worst nightmare - a dude who rides around, wears leather and looks for fawns to slaughter, then weigh for consumability."

:: 2009 29 July :: 4.06pm

Here's the damage report

:: 2009 29 July :: 8.17am

Had a terrible evening. Ran my motorcycle into a deer and skidded for about 20 feet to promptly hit the ground and flip over 3 times. Spent the rest of the night in the ER for shoulder injuries and now I have to go to my Doctor's office.

The stupid part is I was only going about 40, slowing down for a turn, and the deer couldn't have been 30 pounds. Fucker went through my windprotector and jerked the handle bars which caused my spill.

Ruined my favorite pair of jeans, my WW2 Jacket, and A ONE DOLLAR WHITE T SHIRT. Have some nasty road burns and soft tissue damage to my right shoulder.

I'll post pictures of the bike later, the right side brake pedal and lever are melted and the windshield smashed. Even the tip of the muffler on the right side melted a little bit from abrasion heat. Bike still runs and drives however, Honda built a tank in 81.

I've been up for 24 hours at this point, waiting for these painpills to kick in so I can maybe get sleep. Highlight of the day was eating a pretty good breakfast at the hospital.

AND BROKE MY FUCKING NEW GOGGLES

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:: 2009 28 July :: 7.56pm

I want to go to Michigan's Adventures before I have to go back to class August 31. Like during the week maybe.

Who's in?

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:: 2009 27 July :: 11.27pm

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:: 2009 27 July :: 3.48am

I am tired from working late so here is this

:: 2009 26 July :: 12.24pm

Hellions on parade