That funny funny bastard
Living Terrain: I'm going to get an IM from someone like... a FAD rep... Furries Against Defamation
Living Terrain: or whatever that D in GLAD stands for
Living Terrain: and they'll be all militant, like "We'd like to inform you that we, as furries, are not also melonballers. We do not have sex with fruits or vegetables. It is outrageous and out of line for you to assume that just because someone chooses to be a furry, they also choose to coupulate with farm produce."
ShinoAkurei: lmao
Living Terrain: or they'll be from some Neo-Furry Supremacist group, and be all like "FURRY POWAH!", and instead of holding up fists or something, they'll hold up paws... and hooves...
Living Terrain: Next thing you know, they'll be petitioning congress for the right to marry. "By the power vested in me, I pronounce you, um... Green Eggplant and... Purple Dragon... husband and... wife... you may now kiss the... oh fuck it, you're married, now get the fuck out before Jesus comes and mows your asses down."
Living Terrain: Then they'll become a minority, slowly becoming a more recognized segment of America. You'll be filling out one of those ethnicity portions at a doctors office or something, or taking a standardized test... "Race: Caucasian, Black, White, Hispanic, Native Alaskan, Native American, Green Eggplant, Red Gorilla, Blue Fox, Silver Fox, Purple Dragon, Yellow Mouse, Other"
Living Terrain: Then we'll have specialty groceries for them, too. It'd be nothing but animal shaped dildos. They'd have Goldfish, alright, "I love the fishes 'cuz they're so textured ." Isn't that a pleasant thought? Oh, and flavored anal lube. If you're licking an animals ass, it'd damn well better taste like nature's chocolate.

hehe
Living Terrain: "Steve*... can I talk to you for a second? I'm a furry. That's right. I'm a blue chinchilla, and I have regular cybersex with a red gorilla. We're naming the baby after you."
ShinoAkurei: lmao
Living Terrain: though I'm pretty sure he'd kill me
ShinoAkurei: can that go into my profile
Living Terrain: change the name in it...
Living Terrain: change Steve* to something else...
ShinoAkurei: ill take out Steve's* name
Living Terrain: lol
Living Terrain: ok
ShinoAkurei: im leaving your s/n
Living Terrain: fine with me...
Living Terrain: there better not be any furries on your buddy list
Living Terrain: because if I start getting IMs from people like "Well I'm a green eggplant, wanna cyber?"
Living Terrain: I'm gonna shoot you, then myself


*Steve is the fake name....

and I quote "Burnt my mouth...."
Funniest thing I've heard in forever and I quote "Burnt my mouth, the sausage was still sizzling when I put it in my mouth."

Dearest you are the source of all my comedy.

I love you dearly even though i may want to tie you up and put you in the closet sometimes.

No Fuck You!
Mom came in at 10:10, and the first words to me all day were you can't do anything right can you. Im not good enough to co-exist on the same plane as she is apparently.

BB&T
I hate BB&T and there service charges...damn em to high hell and back.