:: 2007 8 May :: 4.04 pm

it would be so easy and convienent to just quit right now.

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:: 2007 7 May :: 9.55 pm

i got this really cool dollar coin out of the vending machine today, been trying to find super glue all night so i can glue this thing to the floor and watch warehouse workers try to pick it up.

edit

like 2 minutes later, i asked ed... he had some

there is now a new $1 coin glued to the floor in front of my desk

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:: 2007 5 May :: 9.40 am

my eyes keep fucking with me... like i'll see mice crawling around and shit.... i've been up way to long.

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:: 2007 5 May :: 7.30 am

i'm so tired i'm just randomly blacking out sometimes at the slightest moment

i wish i could sleep.

3.5 more hours.

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:: 2007 29 April :: 12.07 pm

this is bullshit.... complete bullshit

i've been up since 6pm last night okay, i worked a 12 hour shift, and on my way home i noticed how nice of a day it was and called my dad and was like "hey lets go pull the motor out of my truck" and he said "awwwe not today" i replied "come on man, i've actually got ambition for once" and he says "we'll talk about it when you get home"

so i get home and he says he doesn't want to do it... doesn't give me a good reason or anything.

i'd go do it by myself but the fucking thing is at his work locked up....

i mean come fucking on, i worked 12 hours and have been up for like 18 and still want to go pull that fucking motor and he just makes fucking excuses what the fuck is that all about. i'm so pissed right now.

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:: 2007 29 April :: 8.40 am

i think the most exciting part of another day at the office is when carmen came to me to see if i could call someone to fix the toilet.

i just fixed it myself. and i logged it in my activity log.

thats right... i'm good like that.

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:: 2007 29 April :: 7.32 am

somthing exciting finally happened, i got a call from mark.
he said tell the temps not to clock in for another hour or so....
so now i've got to deal with a mix of 6 pisssed off black and mexican people.

1/2 of them don't speak english. and the ones that do i can hardly understand them.

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:: 2007 28 April :: 11.17 pm

any of you bastards want to keep me company tonight.


i_have_monkey_toes@hotmail.com add me to msn messanger
iamtheskife AIM

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:: 2007 28 April :: 7.55 am

quote of the night

"endale endale, fold some boxes, hurry up or no corona!"

i think gale said it.

funny as shit.

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:: 2007 28 April :: 3.17 am

i like listening to the mexicano's talk.

I think one of them said somthing about his "ruca"

isn't that girlfriend?

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:: 2007 27 April :: 10.39 am

tonight...

work at howies 5-10, work at surefill from 11-11

maddie dog wants attention. she keeps nudging me wanting her face itched. she's so loveable when she's tired

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:: 2007 26 April :: 12.30 pm

last night box and i watched "supersize me" and something about severly obese people on TLC, its inspired me to watch what i eat now.

so far today i've had a bowl of life and some cheese and crackers.
and a lot of water.

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:: 2007 23 April :: 9.08 pm

Problem:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the sam e speed as you . What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

solution:

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round

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:: 2007 20 April :: 12.24 pm

i hate ohio...
gatta go back there today. speding the night in a place with a swimming pool.
hitting up sonic for the last time.
getting my george foreman back.

maybe some pics of the TB hospital for you guys... who knows.
Fuck lima!

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:: 2007 19 April :: 12.54 am

so yeah, had a physical the other day.

some old guy was playing with my balls.

sad part is that it was the most action i've gotten in 6 months.
hahahaha.

(edit) you niggers need to get online so i have somoene to talk to.

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