the place I reveal my thoughts

the place I reveal my thoughts

:: 2004 8 April :: 1.02 pm

i can bend my ribs. i dont know if that is a good thing though

:: 2004 7 April :: 3.05 pm

more urban myths
Lawyer leaves his estate to woman who gives birth to the most babies within a ten-year period.

Pregnant woman is accused of trying to shoplift a basketball.

Graham crackers were named for a man who believed that unhealthy diets led to sexual excess.

The drug clomipramine can cause orgasms in yawning patients.

Bill Ripken's 1989 Fleer baseball card includes a hidden obscenity.

Poppy seeds have been known to cause false positives on drug tests.

3 YUPs | HUH?!?!?

:: 2004 4 April :: 6.06 pm
:: Music: crawling in the dark ~ hoobastank

its sunday between the afternoon and night. and i stayed home from church cuz i hate church and it can go to hell. life is ummm.... shity and i have no reason why. on the bright side i'm going to do a fight scene in a movie tony is doing that will be a lot of fun.

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:: 2004 2 April :: 9.39 am

new pic i figured it was more me

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:: 2004 31 March :: 1.48 pm

i want to hitch hike all the way to cali for spring break. it will be fun. and if anyone wants to come talk to me about it at school or on this thingy or out of school i dont care but i dont want to do it alone

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:: 2004 30 March :: 5.06 pm
:: Mood: indifferent
:: Music: Sky ~ RA

i wish i was grandfather time so i could rewind time

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:: 2004 29 March :: 9.33 pm

hahaha i'm satan

Scientologists
Circle I Limbo

The New York Yankees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Gray Davis
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

DMV Employees
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VII Burning Sands

Objectivists, The Pope
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

General asshats, Riceboys
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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:: 2004 29 March :: 4.24 pm

urban legends
McDonald's is importing small amounts of lean beef from foreign sources to augment supplies garnered from American ranchers.

CD purchasers can apply on a web site to claim their share of the settlement of a price-fixing lawsuit.

Brothel in Nevada offers free sex to U.S. troops returning from Iraq.

Australian programmers added armed kangaroos to a military defense simulation program.

more to come

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:: 2004 27 March :: 12.09 pm

this is funny
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your
dog's name was Mypenis?

- Mypenis ate my homework.
- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep
Mypenis on a leash.
- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
- I love giving Mypenis a bath.
- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.
- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds!
- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore.
He just plays dead.
- Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with
the lady next door.
- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
- Help! I can't find Mypenis!
- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was
looking for Mypenis.
- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

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:: 2004 27 March :: 11.16 am

Words are just words
Until said with emotion
Feelings not be known
Until set along in motion

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:: 2004 27 March :: 7.59 am
:: Mood: anxious

its saturday morning and before i go anywhere i have tp push my car out of the driveway and pick up my dirty clothes meh it wont take me that long but i'm so happy that its finally saturday.

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:: 2004 26 March :: 3.40 pm
:: Mood: excited
:: Music: With You ~ linkin park

the ray of light has chased away all of the clouds that haunted me. and if you ask me i think the sun is here to stay at least if i get my way and i hope i do

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:: 2004 26 March :: 3.11 pm
:: Mood: happy
:: Music: Insane in the membrane ~ cypress hill

YAY finally tomorrow is saturday!!! its going to be ausome

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:: 2004 24 March :: 10.06 pm

me and TK hold the record for the most "Re:"'s in a post so we are the champs

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:: 2004 24 March :: 7.37 pm
:: Mood: excited
:: Music: meaning of life ~ Disturbed

YAY i'm going to prom with rachel (TK) i'm so happy its going to be so much fun i cant wait. saturday is going to be really cool to because i'm going to hang out with her

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