Does everyone like the new background? Yes? No? You have to view it in 1024 x 768 for it to look good though. Please leave comments or something..just cause I'm desperate for feedback. It didn't turn out exactly how I'd planned it in the first place, but I like this version better than the one in my head.

Celia told me she'd get me a Live Journal if I wanted, and I thought, "Hey, that'd be great! I can post all my pictures on there and still keep this one!" I love Woohu, so I couldn't ever abandon it..but then I realized that Live Journal won't let you post pictures from Angelfire, and I'd have to use some really crappy host like seemesmile.com..so I think I'll just wait for Andy to make a thing like the Live Journal cut available on Woohu. And if that doesn't happen, then I'll just post the pictures anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'd take Woohu over Live Journal any day..it's just that much cooler.

Supposedly I'm going to the beach with my family, two of my little sister's annoying friends, and the Kahovecs. I was told I could invite a friend if I wanted, but then I realized that I only have like two friends, and neither of them like being in bathing suits. Oh wait, neither do I..ah well.

I think I'm going to post the Maryland pictures plus the ones we took yesterday in my next post. Maybe maybe.

Me and Celia take rather funny pictures. I almost peed my pants.

Well okay, I didn't. But still! I'll post the pictures later, along with all the other ones I've been promising to post. Cough.

Leave messages or DIE!

Like, oh my god, I'm home. Heh. Aren't you glad I'm back? Suckers..

Maryland was fun for the most part, except for the old people. Loose skin is not a turn-on. There's not much to say about the trip cause I don't remember half of it, but I'll post some pictures later. Funny, I'm not updating my website much at all cause I do everything on here that I used to do there. I think I've grown out of that website though..perhaps a new one will be coming soon.

Flannery, where the hell are you? I haven't heard from you in days. I think a phone call is in order, despite the fact that I'm scared to death of the phone. Well, okay..not that bad, but if I don't have to use it I won't. But I'm worried. Extreme circumstances call for extreme measures, and I myself will make sure that I perform A and B the C of D.

Okay, that didn't make sense. I haven't written in a while, so I can't remember what I used to say in here.

Just kidding. I might be going to the XBXRX (no, it's not hardcore, cause I absolutely despise that) show on Sunday with my sister. You can come if you want to, but you probably won't. Let's see..other than XBXRX, Scissor Fight, Old Man Gloom, Communique, and Cobra High are playing. Too bad I've never heard of any of them. But hey, a show's a show, and since it's with my sister it will be much more fun and exciting.

I figured out a new way to do my hair that makes it look a lot better. An added bonus is that it makes me look more like a girl..I don't want any more gender mixups ever again. Speaking of which, some security guard called me "son" when I went through the metal detector at the Smithsonian. Stupid, stupid. So I said, "Well sir, tell me something..would a boy wear a white barette in the shape of a flower in their hair? No." Or you know, something like that. I always think of the best comebacks after the situation has passed, then I curse myself for not thinking of it sooner. When will I ever learn?

Yep, my life's exciting all right..time to go read.

"Human rights went on vacation..money took over a long time ago."

Maryland's boring, guys. Especially when you can't talk to anyone. I mean, I suppose I could talk to my grandmother..but she's old, so she doesn't know half of what I'm saying. Plus, she thinks I mumble and slur my words. Noofcourseidontwhatareyoutalkingabout? Heh.

So for some reason, this computer won't let me access my email account. Every time I try to, that stupid window comes up that says "This program has performed an illegal operation." or some crap like that. Then it shuts down. But whatever. I'm leaving here tomorrow, and perhaps where I'm going next will have a better computer. Or at least, one that doesn't have a 33.6K connection. Or AOL. God, AOL. Don't even say those letters. I don't care if they run one of my favorite programs. They're terrible! Enough said.

The end, leave comments or try one of my 3958734 email address if you wish. Goodbye.

Well everyone, I'm in Maryland. It's reeeeeally humid..but the weather's alright. Right now, I'm at my great uncle's (I think) house, and in half an hour, we're going to celebrate his eightieth birthday. Oh boy, is it going to be FUN! Note sarcasm..

But yeah, there's lots of old people here. Not to worry though, they said I could go on the computer..which means I don't have to talk to them as much. I mean I LOVE TALKING TO ALLLLL MY OLD RELATIVES! WOOO!

Hehehe. Stupid computer only has dial-up, and..*scary music* AOL. Curse you, AOL, and all your users and creators and such. It won't let me open Internet Explorer either, so I can't use that. And it's Windows 95, and it's really slow, and AIM Express sucks, and..and..and I could go on all day. But I won't.

Okay, nothing left to update about..perhaps I'll update later. You're lucky you got something, poop heads. Farewell.

Oh yeah, PS: I'm going to try an experiment.

NO ONE EVER LEAVES ME COMMENTS ANY MORE.

So I'm leaving for Maryland today, and I'm supposed to wake up in like, three hours. Oops. Too bad I can't sleep.

I'm going to be gone for ten days..perhaps one of the old people..er, excuse me, relatives, will have a computer. If you're lucky, you'll hear from me.

W + B + N = lurve.