There's not really much to say, but I feel like updating. Wait..no I don't. But there's this..obligation, I guess. ((UPDATE NOW, SCUMBAG. OR ELSE.)) So you know how that goes.

The summer soccer class thing started today. I have a feeling it's going to be an interesting year..but much better than last year. For one thing, Koons got laid off! And hearing that would have made my day if not for my stomach being in a cock fight with my intestines. Stupid Mexican food and stupid cramps make it ten times worse. But anyways.

Me and Flannery are pirates. She's Snarky, the captain, and I'm Big N, the first mate. My sister, Iron Bess, is second mate. We pirate aboard the S.S. Imbroglio. If you want to be a pirate, you have to apply through either me or Flannery..and no boys allowed! And you have to hate ninjas too, cause they're just bad. And everyone knows pirates are better than ninjas.

The End.

"I look back and I've got you to thank for this..shut my eyes because my stare is cancerous. I've made my bed and now I'm forced to stand in it. I look back and I've got you to thank for this.."

I am so clean that I feel shiny. Heh. But after being in dirty Mexico (I'm not being racist..just it's really dusty there) and working all day and only taking one shower the whole week, I was very dirty. The dirt was embedded in my hands..I couldn't even get it off with excessive hand washing with REAL SOAP! I also think I took the longest shower ever. But anyways.

Mexico was alright..people were somewhat nicer to me this year. Last year, the freshman group (you know, the people I'm supposed to get along with and hang out with) kind of hated me. Either that or they just really didn't like me. But this year, they actually SPOKE to me. And I also got to be way better friends with Will, which is awesome because he is one of the coolest people I know. Hanging out with him and my sister the whole time made the trip as fun as trips like that can be.

And that's all I want to say about Mexico. Leave comments if you like, because no one ever does.

I'm going to Mexico tomorrow. And I won't talk to any of you for a week. Let's see..I'm going to miss Flannery and Matt. That's probably it. But whatever. Leave comments for me, or messages on my screen name. Haha. Right.

Oh god. This is hilarious. At least, I think so.

This post is dedicated to Flannery, so she can leave me lots of comments and such. And also cause she's cool and way hot and I want to sex her up. Right now.

Well, school ends tomorrow. I can't believe how soon that is. It's like..all of a sudden, school ended in a week. Then three days. Now one day. It's weird, because it kind of snuck up on me. But whatever.

Finals have been alright so far. Like I said, I didn't have to take one for graphic arts, and then I ended up not taking one for Spanish either. Er, I mean, I took it on Tuesday. Yep, I did. So all period I just sat and typed up the Spanish Two test. That was interesting. Then today, I had English and math. English was super easy..it only took me about thirty-five minutes or so to do 175 questions. Not bad, if you ask me. Then math was okay..only sixty-seven questions. I had my little formula paper to help me out though. And tomorrow, I have biology and the pathetic excuse for soccer.

Right now, I'm pretending to do my biology notes..but I'm really not, because I don't want to. Three pages, front and back, and I have one sentence and two diagrams. Uh..yay? Heh.

I don't know what to do about Kevin. He's nice and funny and all..but I don't want a boyfriend. It's not really my thing. So now I have to figure out a way to tell him that without breaking his heart, cause he's practically obsessed. I mean, I found out that he's liked me since the beginning of the semester two days ago. And that's insane. So today when I went to his house after school, he kept saying how cute he thought I was and how much he liked me, and I didn't really know what to say. Then he asked me out..and I told him maybe, cause I really didn't know. I want to just be friends with him though. Not boyfriend and girlfriend..just friends. I have to tell him sometime soon, and I'm not really looking forward to it..cause I don't want to hurt him.

But anyways, enough on that. I think I'm going to be done.

Well ladies and gentlemen, this is it. For school, that is. Finals are tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday, and then..summer. But I hate summer. Nothing to do, and it's too dang hot. But at least there's no school. Let's see..in case you care, here is my schedule for finals.

Wednesday: Second period, I have graphic arts. I don't have to take that though, because I passed the midterm. Third period, I have Spanish..that's such a joke. I have a 98.4 in that class. Even my teacher thinks I shouldn't have to take it (shh don't tell, I might not have to..heh). But it's a foreign language policy to make everyone, regardless of their grade, take the final. Oh well.

Thursday: Fourth period, I have English. That's a joke too..English is probably my best subject. I have a 97 in that class, and technically, if they had the same rules as, say, biology did, then I would have to take it. That was a terrible sentence..haha. But it'll be easy. Fifth period, I have math. That is going to be absolutely terrible. There are so many formulas and theorems and postulates and AHH. I need a 92 on the final to get an A in that class. HAHAHAHA. Yeah, right.

Friday: Sixth period, I have biology, and I am so not looking forward to that at all. I haven't paid attention all year, and I know next to nothing. We took a post test today, which is a duplicate of the test we took in the beginning of the year. It's supposed to show us "how much we've learned." Well..I got nine more problems right this time around, but if you did the percentage, I would have gotten a 68 percent on that. Let's just say I'm glad that we can have six pages of notes..heh. Seventh period, I shouldn't even have had to show up, but since Koons is stupid and fat and retarded, I have to come and run six laps if I want to get an A.

See, last Wednesday we ran, and I asked Koons how many absent days I had left. We get five, but as soon as we go over, we get a B. He said three and a half, so I was just like..alright, whatever. That leaves me one and a half to ditch. I was there on Thursday and Friday, and I participated, so I got points for that day..or so I thought. Yesterday, we were supposed to run but I really didn't want to, so I just sat on the bleachers with a bunch of other people. About ten minutes before it was time to go, Koons says to me, "Nancy, why didn't you run today? Now you have five and a half days! That's a B+!" So suddenly there was this extra absent day that I had no idea where it came from. I said, "Koons, what the heck? Last Wednesday day you told me I had three and a half days, etc etc." He said, "Well, I gave you a zero for Thursday because of your attitude!" That just pissed me off..I knew what he meant by attitude, but I wasn't going to admit it because that wouldn't help me any. The attitude was because I called him a big fat jerk because he made Lauren cry. He deserved it. But anyways, I said, "Okay Koons, you can't do that. I showed up, I participated, so what right do you have to give me a zero based on 'attitude?'" Then he said, "I can do whatever I want! I can even fail you because of your attitude!" I just walked away then. If I had said anything else, I would have gotten myself in even more trouble. That happens a lot..haha. I can't keep my mouth shut. Oh well. So now I have to come on Friday when I really shouldn't have and "run" six stupid laps. We get two hours though..I think I'll walk.

Sorry for the academy award acceptance speech length of this one, guys. If anyone even reads this.

Aww, Flannery wimped out on me.

Agent Flannery (3:44:30 AM): maybe, just maybe, you're stronger than i
Agent Flannery (3:44:33 AM): goodnight soldier

Oh well. I still need to finish my math homework..maybe I should get off the computer and DO IT. Maybe maybe maybe.

Yes, all nighter with Flannery. All nighters are SO punk. Hahaha..seriously.

There's a new addition to my website! It's called the Flannery O'Donoghue page. Woo hoo, check it out..and sign the guestbook.

Eww, the keyboard is all greasy cause I'm eating toast and grilled cheese. I'm going to have to clean this..heh heh.

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