This song has been stuck in my head for DAYS.
I started my day with my head in the toilet, decided minutes later to end it the same way it was started. Guess it's safe to say there's no safety in numbers. If that was really true, I wouldn't have such a bad hangover.

The pills aren't kicking in quite quick enough, the alcohol's got lasting side effects that I didn't think of. And I smoked 300 cigarettes in the past four days. All I'm left with is an empty wallet and a fuck of a headache.

I'd be Joey from Friends if he was always drunk. Bank a drottle of whiskey by three pm and accidentally locked myself in the car trunk. Guess it's safe to say there's no safety in numbers. If that was really true, I wouldn't have such a bad hangover.

The pills aren't kicking in quite quick enough, the alcohol's got lasting side effects that I didn't think of. And I smoked 300 cigarettes in the past four days. All I'm left with is an empty wallet and a fuck of a headache.

I'm going back in with my head in my hands, and I'm coming out swinging. I accidentally hit myself in my own head, my ears are still ringing.

I'd be Joey from Friends if he was always drunk. Bank a drottle of whiskey by three pm and accidentally locked myself in the car trunk. Guess it's safe to say there's no safety in numbers. If that was really true, I wouldn't have such a bad hangover.

The pills aren't kicking in quite quick enough, the alcohol's got lasting side effects that I didn't think of. And I smoked 300 cigarettes in the past four days. All I'm left with is an empty wallet and a fuck of a headache.

Crazy links.
- The Rolling Stone story of a man with a huge penis sure does get lots of web hits..

- Messed and Dressed is most interesting.

- This guy has absolutely insane hair.

- Strange and little known uses for your favorite products.

- Fish tank in a tower case. Oh yes.

That's all I think.

I'm going to try to make this a real update.

I guess I shall tell you about my day so far. I was rudely awoken at around 8:00 by my mom hurling open my door to let the dog in, who then jumped on my face. I said, "What the heck, why are you waking me up?" "Because we have to go to church!!" "Uh..what? It's Saturday!" "Yeah, but there's a Mexico meeting!" Oh. Well then. So that meant I would have to stand around for about two hours with a bunch of people that I really didn't like. The meeting was alright I guess, but the only people who I talked to were Michelle, Will, and Brian. And then other people tried to talk to me, but they weren't serious about it..you know what I mean? Like when Katie asked me how my bug collection was doing. That stuff. Apparently everyone there still thinks I'm a quiet loser who stands around and glares at people and doesn't really talk much at all. Of course, that's true..for church at least. But yeah..after that, I came home and ate some random food. I don't know how that took up an hour, but maybe it did..cause I got home at eleven or so. Whatever. So now I'm sitting here listening to music and talking to Flannery. And soon I'm going to go to Arroyo Seco to register for fall soccer. And after that I'm most likely going to come home and do nothing.

There you have it, an update on my life. Woo.

Haha, yes! Look at me now.

Mean lil fellow, arn't you?


What Monty Python Character are you?
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You know what's good about three day weekends? I have an extra day to work on homework.

You know what's bad about three day weekends? I have an extra day to procrastinate on homework. Which means I'm up now, doing the homework I should have done two days ago.

Grr.

Happy birthday Paige..

"Fun" quizzes.

WHAT TYPE OF WILD CREATURE ARE YOU?
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DO NOT ENTER
You're antisocial. And you like it that way. You don't want unexpected company messing up the way you like to live your life. You stay to yourself, and if people come too close, you believe you have every right to shoot them..
What's Your Sign?
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You are Ender. Depressed and mysterious, people wonder what's 'wrong' with you..what's your deal? Don't feel obligated to open up- some of the best things in life are left up to mystery.
What Finch song are you?
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Why do people clap in movie theaters? Not like they can hear you. Not like it's even real.

"Nancy! NANCY!!!"

"What?"

"I need your help with Rocko! Hurry!"

"Why, what's he doing?"

"He thinks that Marjorie and Jannelle are dogs! Can you watch him for me while I do laundry?"

"'He thinks they are dogs'..what exactly does that mean?"

"Oh, you know."


Hahaha.