Since when do I update? Only cool kids update their journals all the time. Bah.

Just cause you feel it, doesn't mean it's there..

I am so totally not tired it's not even funny. In fact, it's hilarious. I spend most of yesterday and some of today sleeping, and I didn't have to work today (yesterday if you want to be technical) so I'm all refreshed and whatnot. Cool I guess.

OH MY GOD SO BORED. There's nothing to do but drink Mountain Dew and listen to Radiohead and Our Lady Peace and Modest Mouse and talk to John and contemplate things. Wait that's plenty to do. What was I thinking?! I don't even know.

I have come to the conclusion that I play Tetris way too much. I mean, come on, if a mini Tetris game is going on in the back of my head EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THE DAY, that is too much. That isn't a bad thing though. I got one hundred and eighty-eight lines one time. That was pretty dang cool. Must be because there's nothing else to do here.

I just had to go downstairs because my dog decided he had to go out and smell the air. Um, dog, I'm kind of busy here, thanks. I am in the middle of typing up an EXTREMELY RELEVANT journal entry and also discussing some very very important things with John. Well not really. We like to pretend though.

So one thing that really pisses me off are hypocrites. Yes, I am aware that at some point in their life, everyone is a hypocrite..but there are some people! My god! They just make me so mad I could spit or something. I mean, I would spit right now if not for the fact that I would probably step in it later. I wish I could be more specific about this, but the person I am talking about probably reads this! That would be so bad if they knew I was talking about them, I mean, I would be pissed. Unless I realized that the other person was right (WHICH I TOTALLY AM, YOU BITCH) and then I would stop being such a hypocrite. God!

I just went downstairs to close the door because I got tired of waiting for my dog so I came up here instead of waiting downstairs, and I heard something walking across my patio cover. I have a hunch that it was a BIG FAT RAT or maybe a possum, because my parents took a picture of one of those a while ago.

It is really dark in my house because most of the bedroom doors are open to let the air circulate, and people don't like lights shining in their bedrooms when they are trying to sleep. I know I don't! And some people have fans blowing in their rooms too. So OF COURSE, none of the lights can be on which makes it really dark! I'm sitting in here in front of a bright computer and when I try to make my way around the house, I cannot see ONE THING. I would give my eyes time to adjust but there is no way I am that patient. Oh no. Never.

I will eat you alive..

I HAVE DECIDED THAT THIS UPDATE WILL NOW COME TO AN END.

Yes I know only updating with conversations is lame. Shut up.
John: nancy, i have a confession
Nancy: How long since you last sinned, brother?
John: *sighs*
John: im addicted to poke'mon on gameboy
Nancy: For pennance, you must play Gameboy for five hours straight..but not right now.
John: heh, ive clocked 12.34 hours of poke'mon blue since yesterday morning
Nancy: YOU HAVE BLUE?!
Nancy: I have red.
Nancy: I need blue Pokemons.
Nancy: NEED.
John: i used to have them allll!!!!
John: yellow was the best
Nancy: I have that too..awesome.
Nancy: Did you collect the cards?
John: HELLS YEAH
John: DUDE YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Nancy: I only collected the ORIGINAL set because I thought the Fossil and other ones were lame.
Nancy: And I had a few Japanese ones too.
John: i had them memorized, and i had every card, and i went to card tournaments EVERY saturday at this place called the gathering grounds
Nancy: I ALMOST had all the cards.
Nancy: Hahahahahahaha, you nerd.
John: 8-)

AND

John: THATS BULLSHIT, I SHOULDVE CAUGHT THAT DUGTRIO
John: argh
Nancy: Ohhh I hate that.
Nancy: I get it down to like ONE hp, and the thing still escapes.
John: I KNOW
Nancy: And I don't have time to raise my Diglet, I want the freaking Dugtrio!
John: AND IT WAS ASLEEP TOO!!! WTF
Nancy: What type of Pokeball are you using?
John: A GREAT BALL!!!!
Nancy: WHAT THE HELL.
John: its bullass
John: wasted 3 of them

roxylovr143: Nancy! i bought you something!!
NancyMyersRULES: Haha, what?
roxylovr143: its a surprise
NancyMyersRULES: Okay I'm curious now.
roxylovr143: i guess we are just going to hang out for u to get it

Hahahaha. More people need to do things like this. Cough.

Okay there was just an ANT on my ARM. WHERE DID IT COME FROM.
In case anyone was wondering, I don't think I will ever again update with something relevant. I'll stick to the paragraph or shorter updates and the picture posts. Good idea, yes? I know I'm right.

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To: nancymyersrules@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Item #4023252249 - Notification of an Instant Payment Received from smack_sparky (nancymyersrules@yahoo.com)
From: "Steven E. Harris" <***@*****.com>
Date: Wed, 14 Jul 2004 07:22:48 -0700


Nancy,

I got home last night ready to wrap up the Radiohead CD and found that I had run out of packing tape. Rather, my girlfriend had used it all and not replaced it. In the interest of getting the CD mailed as quickly as possible, I improvised and used duct tape instead. The result -- while likely sufficiently strong -- has a decidedly unsightly "ghetto" character. I hope you'll forgive the trade-off and disregard the mail carrier's suspicious glances.

I'll drop the package off at the Post Office on my way into work this morning.

Best Regards,

--
Steven E. Harris

I feel so emo, writing in my journal at nearly two in the morning while listening to Bright Eyes. God, kill me now.

Okay, that's out of the way. I have a long overdue picture update for everyone. Enjoy.

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John: a perfect circle ricks my ass so hard
John: kicks even
Nancy: How do you rick an ass, I wonder?
John: probably in a rough, homosexual way. i wouldnt want to find out
Nancy: Hmm..when you put it that way, me neither.