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2005 7 April :: 9.09pm
You Know You're From a Small Town When... |
The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine.
The local phone book has only one yellow page.
Third Street is on the edge of town.
You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the same chair.
You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.
No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is being varnished.
You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.
Everyone knows all the news before it's published; they just read the hometown paper to see whether the publisher got it right.
The city limits signs are both on the same post!
The City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.
The McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.
The one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions.
Second Street is in the next town over.
There's no place to go that you shouldn't.
A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.
The New Year's baby was born in October.
Running from the cops consists of hiding in the cornfield.
You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you're from.
You have to drive five miles out in the country to smoke a cigarette.
Headline news is who grew the biggest vegetable this year.
There is no point in high-school reunions because everyone knows what everyone else is doing anyway.
Driving cars up and down the main drag is a universal high school experience.
You can name everyone you graduated with.
You know what 4-H is.
You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.
You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't - same goes with the game warden.
You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
School gets canceled for state sporting events.
You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were and if you were old enough, they would still tell your folks.
When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive back roads to smoke them.
You were ever in the Homecoming parade.
You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
You had senior skip day.
The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
You don't give directions by street names or references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks to the Anderson's turn left and it's four houses left of the football field).
The golf course had only 9 holes
You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.
Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.
The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty" but is actually just like your town.
Getting paid minimum wage is considered a great job.
You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as "rich" people.
The people in the city dress funny, then you pick up on the trend a few years later.
You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.
Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference
The city council meets at the coffee shop.
Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday.
You have ever taken a trailer or dog to school on a daily basis.
Weekend excitement involves a trip to the grocery store.
Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.
Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
You can charge at all the local stores.
The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.
So is the closest mall.
It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
Everyone who played sports had to play on every type of team, or there wouldn't be enough people to have a team.
Being able to hit a road sign with a beer bottle while driving down the highway is considered a necessary skill.
A cool vehicle had big tires or a bad-ass stereo.
You can remember when your town finally got cable.
Driving to the party on a four wheeler is quite normal.
You thought the 30-year-old guy that still was at all the parties was cool.
The town population increases by one-third when the universities go on break.
The best burgers in town are at the rink.
You know exactly where to go when the party is at "the lake".
You lost your virginity at a bush party.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from a small town. |
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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
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kimmay2007
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2005 7 April :: 4.50pm
:: Music: jimmy Fallon -idiot boyfriend
Sorry i keep on forgetin to update on here... so if i havent updated for like a week then go to my xanga... cause its there i just havent put it on here yet lol... you might have to remind me sometimes too lol
Thursday, April 07, 2005
welps pretty much today was Rating...... GRR i was soo ticked on the way up there cause some people would not shut up and was acting like they was 3 and oh bud that didnt fly well with me cause i was trying to sleep cause i was on a buss for almost 2 horus going to Parkersburg.......... it wouldnt have taken as long if they buss driver would have been smart and got on the interstate.. but no he was gay and was taking us out roades that was very bumpy and i couldnt sleep and spilt tea on my shirt.. so what white shirt and a nice little tea spot right on the boob... you dont like that? lol...... welps finally we got there..... no thanks to the gay buss driver........well when we got there we seen riply but i didnt see tom or dave but they said it was the high school.... which was a lie cause on the paper it said Middle...... so what......... but then we went to practice and i thought it sounded good.. Jason got the high note and everything.... while practicing that is......... after we got out on stage that was a different story...... first problem was that Cristy sat down when we got out there.... big no.. we was suppost to wait for Mrs schoon.... the first song. we did ok i guess. i could hear people messing up tho....... we have played it alot better b4 but no when it actually matters we mess up ....... then the 2nd song.. i liked i thought it was good we just should have played louder....... and at the end Jason missed the high note he has ...... after we got done playing we got up and left and went back in the set up room to get our cases and i seen my point folks i seen Kevin and he has dyed his hair blonde.. it looks good tho and i seen all my dance weekend buddys.... i missed going soo bad this year i didnt really get to talk to Anna or Tabi much tho.. i talked to well i cant remember her name but i always talk to her haha... opps....... i remember while im talking to her tho lol......... then i had to get my band together and we left....... Mrs Schoon got out to the buss and i could tell we didnt do good... i mean i knew we wasnt gonna get ones or nothing but i thought at least a 3... i would have been happy with a 2 or a 3....... but no...... we have to get a 4 i was really upset cause i thought we did better then a freakin 4!!!! i mean the worst you can get is a 5 and we was much better then we was last year and we got a 4 last year too.... so what if the judges didnt know what they was talking about or doing!!!!.....then on the way home i talked to Tater tot the whole time and was acting dumb just like we used to all the time..... and we stoped at Wendys which wasnt the best but hey at least it was food haha..... and then back to the buss and the gayness we got back to the school at like umm....... 2:15 probably and like most of the band went back to class not me haha i stayed in Mrs Schoons room cause i didnt want Mama Pyles to eat me cause basically i didnt want to do my study guide so i didnt lol...... then we got report cards and im not happy with mine at all.... i got all C's i mean if it was last year i would be fine with it but i guess i expect more out of myself now cause it made me sick to see those C's............. welps then i forgot about paly practice and came home... i dont know how i forgot tho cause i was studying lines on the way home from Ratings to start with....... Oh well..... i hope Mrs Duke dont hate me........... welps then i got online and seen Chris was online and got sad cause of course i cant talk to him ... and like i looked at his profile.... and the song that i inspired is in there.... so i dont know if hes still thinking about me and thats a hint for me to try and talk to him or what... im soo confused the sad thing is i still care about him even tho i dont want to cause he has a girlfriend and everything..... i really wanted to call him while i was in parkersburg and make him come over to that middle school and talk to me but i didnt have the balls to call him i get mad at other people for not having the balls to go do something or to tell someone something but then im just as scared to do something ....... anyways on with the day here i am... looking for a new layout cause Shaina dont like the one i have ...... who in their right mind dont like Metallica? lol Shaina thats who lol..... i have to have a girly layout cause im a girl..... bull shit haha but im gonna find one just to make her happy .... she better start commenting more tho haha welps Keshia. shaina.... leave me some comments lol Much Love and like always God Bless
Kimberly Dawn
Eight years old and they made a vow to be friends forever.
"Friends forever," she said.
"Friends forever," he said.
Ten years old and they made the vow to give each other space.
"I need some room," she said.
"I'll back away," he said.
Twelve years old and he made a vow to find out if Tom liked her.
"Does Tom like me?" she asked.
"I'll find out," he said.
Fourteen years old and he made the vow to love her forever.
"He doesn't love me anymore," she said.
"He doesn't deserve you," he said.
Sixteen years old and he made the vow to love her forever.
"Nobody loves me," she said.
"I know someone who does," he said.
Eighteen years old and he made the vow to forever hold his peace.
"I'm getting married," she said.
"I'll be there," he said.
Twenty years old and he made the vow to be there for her forever.
"I got divorced yesterday," she said.
"I'm here for you," he said.
Twenty-two years old and he made the vow to keep on loving her
"Why doesn't anyone love me?" she asked.
"I have always loved you," he said.
Twenty-four years old and he made the vow to never love again.
"I could never love you," she said.
"I could never stop," he said.
Twenty-six years old and he made the vow to never live again.
"I can never see you again," she said.
"I can never live again," he said.
Twenty-eight years old and he made the vow as he lay in an open casket.
"I'm sorry," she said.
welps i decided i would get online at a normal time so i could update this beast for the day its suppost to be lol well i didnt go to bed till like 5 cause i wasnt tired.. then i got up at 6:30 and was actually ready b4 i was suppost to leave... i was proud of myself lol.. then i got to school and didnt want to be there cause i didnt want to go on that trip even tho i told Kesha girl i would be there lol.... Shaina didnt go to school welps after we got to Point for our trip me and Mel was seeing all kinds of people we know.... cause of course its not that far away lol but we couldnt remember peoples names.... oppz welps 3rd we had a test and it was somewhat easy but i guessed alot lol cause i wanted to sleep.... then we went to clubs woohu lol loads of fun lol.. not really but thats ok..... then 4th was gay like always and then i had Grand band..... during the break Jason said he needed to talk to me and so we talked alot and like he said that him and Allison wasnt working out cause they was to different people and yeah wel pretty much hes gonna break up with her i think........ he saids the reason he didnt tell me they was dating is cause she didnt want him to.. and like he called my house after he found out i knew and was gonna talk to me and stuff but i was at Keshia's and he was gonna go down to Keshia's to see me cause he didnt know Keshia's #.......... he kept on telling me he was sorry he didnt tell me and i was like well Jason maybe if you would just grow some balls things would be alot better and he laughted at me but was telling him the truth.. he needs to start saying what he means instead of like saying i dont know or just not talking about it at all..... oh well...... welps that was about the mist of my day..... i might update later again.... much love and God Bless
Kimberly Dawn
i need to start updating before midnight lol cause you guys always think its the next day when its not lol..... Oh well.. this is for tuesday welps it was gay just like every other day.... 1st period nothing... 2nd nothing but Justin got yelled at lol it was funny but then again it wasnt cause it start with i didnt know what was going on.. Carl wasnt suppost to talk the whole class period and at the start of it everyone was trying to get him to talk....... he ened up talking at like 10:30 he went a long time with not talking for Carl lol.... Carl if it means anything i like it better when you talk cause its not a quiet in there lol.......... then there was lunch and my Kesha girl was back so she could eat with me llol cause yesterday i was all by myself till Keshia and Mel got in there and i didnt even know they was gonna eat so i was gonna be siting by myself the whole time Oh well..........welps then in 3rd i almost got in trouble cause i was working on Mama pyles homework that i had forgot about oppz haha.... oh you guys be proud i didnt copy Keshia or shaina's Health i actualy did it today YAY i was proud of myself .. welps then in 4th i swear it took all i had to stay awake.... i didnt feel good at all.... so i came straight home after school and went ot bed and got up at like 11:30 or 12 and got on here to see if anyone was here but at the time no one would talk to me it was very sad.. i tryed to talk to Shaina but i gues she hates me cause she wouldnt talk back plus she lied about Commenting today she said she would leave a BIG comment but i didnt get one...... that meanie..... welps im gonna get a going back to bed..... Bye Much Love and God Bless
Kimberly Dawn
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2005 7 April :: 12.38am
:: Mood: crushed
:: Music: [Switchfoot ... We Were Meant To Live]
Ughh...today has been sooo sucky!
Well...to start out we went to the college fair thingy at the vocational school. Saw a few people I know...bizatch from the fair, Lions sister...ugh, and other people from Wahama. Pretty interesting. There wasn't much to look at this year so, it was boring!
When we came back to school...we basically did nothing. Lunch was great because the simple fact that it was 80 degrees out and...ahh I dunno it just feels really awesome =] Hahaha Jenn...'Springs almost over and the summers comin, the days are gettin long!' haha. Don't forget our little dance! It's awesome!
Someone who's supposta be one of my 'good friends' has been making me majorly angry lately. It was a decision I had to make...Lord, you don't have to treat me like crap and humiliate me in front of everyone. I wish everyone could be forgiving, well in the right cases. It makes me sad when they act this way to me when I haven't even done anything. At the time, I thought I was being forgiven because...well just because, but I guess I thought wrong. Oh well, i'll just let things play out...we'll see.
This evening I went to the tanning bed again. Shannon gave me new lotion to try out, and I like it a lot. It smells like tropical, mixed with a warm kind of scent. It smells awesome...I have another appointment Friday evening.
AHHH. Tonight....American Idol. I don't even feel like talking about it but yea, that's what my life has revolved around since 9:30. Nikko got kicked off tonight =[ I truly don't see how...if you knew the whole story you'd understand what i'm saying! Scott is such a fat, faggit! I can't stand him...he's probably gone next week though so, oh well. The idol message board is terrible...everyone is MAD I mean I have never seen it like this. The word 'rigged' was banned on there tonight. Craziness. Aww, Nikko was so humble when they told him he had the lowest number of votes...he smiled and took it like a man. Bobbi called me as it was happening, when they were playing the video and I was like bawling. It was hard to talk! Ehhh. He said some good stuff and one thing that really stuck was 'This won't be the last y'all see of me' or something to that effect. That made me smile a little. I think he will get a record deal and i'll be one of the first in line to get his CD! =] As for now, I dunno who i'm gonna vote for. I guess I will decide next Tuesday. Good Luck Nikko! I love you to deffers and I miss you already...=] Wouldn't that be awesome if he played Mr.Come Back Kid, again? Uhuhuhuh! haha.
Tommorow is the MCYouth Expo. I don't really wanna go, but it gets me out of school. We have to wear stupid official dress...ahhh it's gonna be rainin and stuff. That's gonna bl0w! OH WELL. Mommy decided we're gonna go shopping tommorow evening. YAY! Shopping is AwEsOmE! Hopefully that'll cheer me up. Welp! see ya later! lmao.
<3~Shamarie
Scott Savol="ebonic" speakin, wife beatin, no-eyed, Fat Joe wanna-be, sweating, moaning, overweight, nasty, PIG!
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2005 5 April :: 1.40am
:: Mood: amused
:: Music: taking back sunday-lullaby
welps today (monday) was gay we didnt do anything important.. 1st and 2nd was gay like always in 3rd shaina kept on trying to fall asleep and i wouldnt let her lol. i kept on telling her to be a good girl and stay awake haha it was funny... then in 4th i tryed sleeping didnt work out to well cause i didnt want Mama Pyles to eat me or anything....... then after i got home i was gonna try to sleep again but i got online for a while and talked to Junior and Shaina.. then tryed going out to dads and we got almost out there and well we passed Tracy and stoped her and she said they was going to get their Taxes filled out so i didnt get to go see Sami or dad........ Shaina Next time ill go up to your home ...... welps then i came home and played with the piggies and then came in ate and slept till about 12 or 1 and got up and now here i am talking to Keshia..... welps im gonna get a going Much Love and like always God Bless
Oh yeah im gonna show you a Great convo with me and Keshia yesterday its funny stuff......................
xXLiLxChiCaXx07 (12:02:28 AM): i got beat up lastnight by my desk, it attacked my leg, they're friends now though, i promised not to sue, we settled it out of court...
KimmAyx07x (12:03:10 AM): why did your desk attack your leg? what did your leg ever do to deserve that
xXLiLxChiCaXx07 (12:04:02 AM): the bitch said that my leg was invading her space
KimmAyx07x (12:04:15 AM): well was your leg?
xXLiLxChiCaXx07 (12:04:39 AM): and talking shit on her...fucki no...my leg wasnt anywhere near her
KimmAyx07x (12:05:06 AM): was it the right leg or the left one? cause your right one has a mind of her own she gets mean sometimes
xXLiLxChiCaXx07 (12:05:55 AM): it was the left one...she cant help it kim...she has split personalities
KimmAyx07x (12:06:33 AM): the left one likes to cut people.. did she cut the desk? maybe thats what pissed the desk off
xXLiLxChiCaXx07 (12:07:17 AM): i dont think she did, i dont babysit them, they're old enough to be out on their own without mommy
KimmAyx07x (12:08:21 AM): yeah i know what you mean....i always have to keep a eye on mine still cause they are always runing in to stuff or getin beat up
xXLiLxChiCaXx07 (12:09:24 AM): yeah sometimes mine like to kick stuff and trip me...but other than that they're pretty good legs
KimmAyx07x (12:10:26 AM): yeah mine are good sometimes but they still need to be trained a bit more
xXLiLxChiCaXx07 (12:12:17 AM): yeah...i think mine need a little more training but my left one is injured now... she said when she gets better that the desk has had it
KimmAyx07x (12:12:58 AM): but what if the desk sues after youe leg gets her back?
xXLiLxChiCaXx07 (12:14:04 AM): um..i'll kill that bitch and dump her body in the river
KimmAyx07x (12:14:25 AM): ok if she comes up missing i wont tell anyone
xXLiLxChiCaXx07 (12:15:04 AM): ok good
xXLiLxChiCaXx07 (12:16:50 AM): it's our little secret
KimmAyx07x (12:16:57 AM): ok sounds like a plan
Dont you guys just love our retard
Love ya
Kimberly Dawn
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2005 4 April :: 8.05pm
:: Mood: tired
Hello Everyone
Ahhh. I didn't sleep much at all last night. To the best of my knowledge, I just dozed off a few times. I did get to sleep a little on th bus though. I had to be at the school at 6 this morning to leave for the trip. I was good, pretty much awake until around noon...I had a decent time. It was better than school, ofcourse. My favorite part was the monkeys and gorillas (not really sure if thats what they were called...lol). They were swinging on ropes and playing around, it was great. They are so much like people that it's not even funny! They would pick on eachother and when the other did something funny they'd like pat eachother on the back...and I think at one time, they were playing tag, it was funny. I want one soooo bad! hahaha. We got to meet Jack Hanna which is really cool. I got his autograph and I think I got a picture. Alotta you are prolly wondering who that is...he's like the guy that brings all the animals onto talk shows, like he's been on Jay Leno, Johnny Carson and a bunch more. Sooo yea that was cool =] I got a few souviners today...some pens and a bracelet. They're beautiful, lol. Yea I found out I won't be at school hardly any all week. Wednesday we have a half-day trip to the vocational school and then Thursday and Friday are the Youth Expo. So, that's awesome...that just narrows down the days left of the school year, for me. After that it'll be something like 35 days! =] That's exciting. I can't wait til the summertime, and I can say i'm a senior. Wooooh! Well it's time for me to get off here and go lay down...i'm verrry tired! TTYL <3~Shamarie
Happy Birthday Jenn! I Lovers You!
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