My Vacation!
Okay well I'm home now. Pretty shitty feeling but w/e Michigan is ugly, depressing, boring. You figure it out but instead of saying welcome to Michigan it should say welcome to the hell hole, where all your nightmares come true. My cousin and I decided that we are going to change that sign some day, to that.

Well this entry will be long. I know it already.

Anyways I'm going to talk about my vacation I guess.

Tuesday is when we got there and we didn't get there until about 10:30 and we stayed in this really awesome hotel and we had so much stuff in our car so my dad made my cousin and I get one of those carts and put all our stuff on it and my cousin and I had our own room and it was on the third floor so as we were trying to get to our room with that stupid cart we kept running into things and everyone was laughing at us and then after that we just went to bed I assume lol.

Wednesday we didn't do anything exciting. We got up at like 7:30 and we went out to breakfast and then we had to go see my great grandma because we haven't seen her in like 5 years and then we went shopping and then we went out to dinner with all of our family that lives there and then we went back to our hotel and went swimming in the pool and we met this guy named Kevin and he lives in Miami and he was there with his family so we just hung out with him for a while and talked. It was fun.

Thursday we went out to lunch and then we went to Ripleys Aquarium and it was soo pretty and I took so many pictures and we got to pet sting rays and the sharks were so ugly they make me want to kill them. *stupid sharks* then after that we went to The Ripleys Believe It or Not Museum and when we had to park, you have to pay to park anywhere in that stupid state I swear and we went to park in this place and my dad was driving in and the lady was like "eight dollars please" and my dad was like "what the fuck, I never put my wallet away because I always have to pull it out to pay for some more things" and my cousin and I were laughing hysterically because my dad said that really weird and the lady was like "okay pull forward and my friend peggy will help you park" and by then my dad was annoyed so hes like "I don't need Piggys help" but her name was peggy it was funny and we went to park and that stupid peggy/piggy girl was telling us what to do and its not like my dad doesn't know how to park and when we got out he goes "thanks for the help piggy" it was so funny. Hes cracks me up but anyways the museum was really cool and they had this thing where you could get your hand made out of wax so I did that and when I had to put my hand into the ice for like 2 minutes it hurt so bad but anyways it was cool and so I got to pick the colors of it and I got pink and orange and they had this thing about how kids always try to chase their shadows but could never catch them so you could go there and stand up aganist this wall and it would take your picture and then you would move and your shadow would be on the wall and my cousin and I were doing really dirty poses on the wall it was funny. Then we went to this thing called a "moving theatre" and it was 4D and that was pretty cool and then we went to the the Ripleys Haunted House and we went into this room and the guy made us walk single file and he said you had to put your hand on the persons shoulder in front of you and through-out the haunted house you can't let go and anyways we went through it and it was really scary and the group we went with was really fun besides there was this little boy who was crying the whole time and I kept screaming and we went into this room and it was pitch black so we had to feel for the door and we were walking in circles and the walls were closing in on us..it was weird and then I accidently let go of the person in front of me and the guy that worked there was just messing around but he started yelling at me and I was like "dont tell me what to do" and he goes "this is my house" so I spit on him haha I didn't even mean to I just did it, on acciden't and then after that we went up this sky lift that takes you all the way up to the top of one of the mountains and it was really scary beacause all your sitting in is the chair thing that you ride up to go skiing and we got our picture taken and all that and there were stores at the top of the mountains so we went shopping and rode back down and then we went out to dinner at Texas Roadhouse and then it was night time so we went back to our hotel and went swimming and we met more people named Tyler who lived in South Carolina and Trevor lived in Mississippi and Jullian but I can't remember where he lived. They were really cool but they liked us and they kept asking us questions like how old we were and if we had boyfriends, stupid guy games.

Friday we went to Gatlinburg again and we went up the sky lift and I went with my dad this time and then we went shopping and I bought two shirts and a necklace and my sister a skirt then we went out to eat and then to this stupid boring art gallery thing that my grandma insisted on going to and we just went back to our hotel for a while because I wanted to take a nap and then we went out to the back of our hotel where their are ducks and we fed them and then I went into the river for a while until I figured out that there are poisonious snakes in there and then we went golfing and since my whole family is obsessed with golfing we always try to do better than each other and of course my dad did better than me and then we went out to dinner and then we went back to our hotel and hung out with Tyler, Trevor, and Jullian and the pool was surronded by hotel rooms and there was this boy on the second floor and he looked like he was 17 or 18 and he was standing up there just staring straight and he never stopped and all of us got annoyed so we started trying to talk to him while we were on the 1st floor in the pool but he ignored us and he would look at us and look back and these other people were talking about how he was sitting there for like an hour and he was there earlier doing the same thing so everyone in the pool noticed him and were just freaked out so when the pool closed he tried to go back into his room and he couldn't find it and he couldn't get the door open and then finally someone opened it for him and Jullian and I walked by their room and they were sitting on the floor..they had to have been on drugs or something but they were crazy.

Saturday we went out to breakfast and then I went bungee jumping it was really fun but scary at the same time and when I got to the top I kept looking down and the guy was like "don't look down or your never going to jump" so anyways he counted to three and then I jumped and I screamed as I was falling and since im pretty small I kept going back up higher than I was supposed to but it was really fun and then I went back up there and did it for a second time. I would do it all over again if I could but it was really expensive and then we bought the tape of me doing it so when I got home I made my mom watch it lol and then my cousin has a fear of go-karts because when we were little we were riding them and she crashed into someone so she has always been afraid but we made her go on them this time and she didn't crash and it was fun and then we got our nails done after that and then we had to go see some family again and then we went to this really good italian resturant and I had the biggest crush on our waitor. I'm going to marry an italian guy someday so my kids will be all italian too..it would be cool haha and then after that we went shopping and I spent all my money while I was there so my dad decided he would give me more money so he gave me $50 and then I went into one store and I bought two purses and they both were about $30 so there went all my money again but I didn't get anymore after that then we went to this place called Marble Slab Creamery and I've never been to one before but they make your ice cream on this marble slab thing, hence the name and then they have all this stuff and you can choose what you want in it and they mix it together on the marble and I got this ice cream called Birthday Cake and I got marshmellows put into it and then I had this huge cone that had white chocolate on the outside with sprinkles it was awesome lol then I don't remember what we did after Saturday but one day I dont remember when but we were in the pool and these annoying kids kept jumping in and all these old people were swimming and they kept drowning the old people lol so this lady told us to go tell the security that they were doing that because they were already told not to jump in anyways so we went to the front desk and there was this cute guy that worked there and we told him and he goes on his little walkie talkie" we have some tattle tails here and they said there are annoying kids jumping in the pool, do you copy that" and so anyways we told him thanks and we started walking out and he goes " come back if you need anything" and as we were walking out my cousin was mocking him and she goes "come back if you need anything and give me a blow job" and I'm pretty sure he heard us and then the next day we were walking into the lobby to get something and I have no idea how he seen us but hes like "hi ladies" "bye ladies" and I turned the corner and he was right there and he was on break so we went and sat outside with him. He was really cool. I wish people were like that here but it never will happen. I can't really remember anything else about that but anyways yesterday I went and stayed with Chloe and we went to the store by ourselves and then her parents friend called my cell phone and told us to come back so were like okay why and we went back and something was wrong with Chloes dad and he wouldn't tell us what was wrong and then Chloes parents went outside and talked for like an hour and nobody knew what was going on and Chloe was scared and so was I because her parents are like my second parents and were like family and so finally they came back in and we all talked and Chloes dad misses Chloes mom because Chloes dad lost his job in FL and got one here so he moved up here and Chloes mom has a job there so she stayed there but Chloes dad was only with her mom because they have a wedding to go this week, otherwise he would be at home working. Anyways Chloes dad wants them to move back to MI--to Cedar so its not set in stone but I'm praying it will happen because It would be nice to have my best friend back and after that we went swimming in their pool and we talked to skyler and corbin for endless hours and they were having a party there .but after that we played pool for a while and finally on the third game I won..I suck at pool. It's sad..last time I played with Kevin I lost all of them too but oh well and then earlier today I went to the beach and then left and got packed and now Im home.

Wow that was really long but on Saturday I'm leaving again for a week to go on vacation again and I'm going to hang out with my cousins that live in LA!

okay this is getting boring now

<3 Ashley!

I am so tired. I don't know why I'm still up but I guess I will talk about my weekend or something.

Well I went to Detroit because my Aunt Lori and my cousins Lindsey and Brina all just moved into a new house so we sorta went there to "help" but it didn't really end up like that. Friday we were supposed to be there by four but it ended up being like seven. I rode with my uncle's girlfriend and my cousin Haileigh and my uncle drove down seperately. My cousin and I were really hyper in the car and we were acting so dumb and everyone was looking at us and we were pretending to make out with the windows and we were at a stoplight and this lady looked at us and she gave us the dirtiest look I've ever seen but it was so funny you just had to be there then we got there and we all went out to dinner. My Grandma, Grandpa, My uncle and his girlfriend and my cousins Lindsey, Haileigh, and Brina and me. It was so funny because my cousin Brina who is two has a fake mouse/rat and she always carries it and we went into this restuarant she was carrying it and she sat in her heightchair by me while her mom sat way on the other side of the table lol she likes me more than anyone else and anyways she was sitting there and she randomly throws the fake mouse across the resturant and it lands right next to someones table and they all looked at it on the floor and they thought it was real and they were giving gross looks and the waitress walked by and seen it and was like "OMG OMG OMG" and my cousins and I all were sitting there laughing hysterically and anyways I made Brina go get it back and she was sitting on my lap and she put it in my drink which was gross and the waitress came to fill my cup up with more water and right before she did it Brina pulled the fake mouse out by its tail it was so funny and then they have this thing at their house that is HUGE and you jump in it..its like filled with air I have no idea what its called but we went in there and it was sooo fun and then they have a pool so we went swimming and Saturday we went shopping, I got a purse from the limited and pants from hollister and we went out to lunch and then we went to DSW which has cool shoes and then later that night we went out to dinner lol (my aunt has no food since she just moved in) and we started sleeping outside in that thing you jump in but it started raining so we came in really late and then Skyler called me. I miss him. I haven't seeen him in months or talked to him in months. Sunday I helped my cousin move all her stuff into her room and then we came home and that was pretty much it and I had to drive on the way home, only half way though which was like an hour and a half. I was so tired and we stopped at the rest area so I could drive and there were all these black guys and when we pulled in im like "ooo black guys" and my dad got mad at me and im like "dad your racist" and he goes "thats right" and I got into an arguement with him because he wouldn't let me marry a black person because he doesn't think its fair to my kids to be half white and half black but I told him I wanted to marry a black person and he told me if I did then I wouldnt' be put into this will lol so I started laughing and he made me stay in the car because he thought I was going to go out and talk to them and then when he got into the car im like "look dad they are all having a picknick, I think I should go join them" and he just got even more mad at me. We argue about stupid things like that but I think black guys are hot so who cares what he thinks. Oh and my cousin Brina normally sleeps in her crib but when Im there she wont and she just cries so my Aunt was like "try and see if she'll sleep with you"so I did and she fell alseep it was so cute. It was the cutest thing ever and then in the morning none of us would get up so she sat there screaming at us and was like "GET UP, GET UP" and finally everyone was up besides Haileigh so Brina took this little shovel and started hitting her with it lol, she isn't always that cute and then I was on the phone with my mom and Brina wanted to talk to her so I put the phone up to her ear and she just had like a 10 minute conversation with my mom and she repeated 10 times how she has a pool and how her sister (lindsey) is mean to her and how she fell out of her crib the other day when she was climbing out and how she got to sleep by me and she kept saying her sister was a bitch and she cant say the word frog or froggies so instead of saying that for frog she says fuck and froggies she says fuckies so she was telling my mom about her frog and my mom didn't have a clue what she was talking about. Aww I love that little girl.

Anyways I just remembered I'm leaving for vaction in two days. I'm so excited. I have to go home tomorrow and unpack stuff from the weekend and pack stuff for my vacation.

Shut up, come back
No i didn't really mean to say that
I messed up, so what?
Yea you want me so you messed up too
If you only knew what I've been through.


I have to go though.

Much Love,
Ashley*