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2009 6 January :: 9.59pm
Update
Start: April 4, 2008
End: January 1, 2011
The Mission: Complete 101 preset tasks in a period of 1001 days.
The Criteria: Tasks must be specific (ie. no ambiguity in the wording) with a result that is either measurable or clearly defined. Tasks must also be realistic and stretching (ie. represent some amount of work on my part).
Why 1001 Days? Many people have created lists in the past - frequently simple goals such as New Year's resolutions. The key to beating procrastination is to set a deadline that is realistic. 1001 Days (about 2.75 years) is a better period of time than a year, because it allows you several seasons to complete the tasks, which is better for organizing and timing some tasks such as overseas trips or outdoor activities.
My 101:
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jedibumblebee
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2009 4 January :: 9.32pm
Randomness
It's really fun to take someone's journal and enter in the following:
www.woohu.com/~username/back/600/
total weirdness and nostalgia time.
If they made a movie of your life, would I be a character in it? Who would play me?
I'd like to think that if I made a movie of my life, I would be played by Alyson Hannigan (a la How I Met Your Mother). And Paul could be Jason Segal.
Upon reflection, I'm starting to think that I must have sucked as a girlfriend. I'm sorry (to all of you).
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mbenznut
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2009 2 January :: 9.44pm
My doggies by the tree.
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taoman1121
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2009 1 January :: 11.28pm
My Morning Jacket - Two Halves
Remember when you were seventeen
You goin' crazy, you know what I mean
It wasn't that long ago
In the grand scheme of things
It wasn't that long ago
You think you're so much smarter now
Twenty one everything stays in place
Forty one some things start to fade
Well when you're so young, you wanna be older
And when you're older, you want the body you have now
I believe in a perfect world
You rule your own universe
The only gun you'll ever need will be in your brain
The only gun you'll need is in your hands
You want this now you want that
Can't have it all you should enjoy what you have
But I know what you want
Well I know what you want
Well I know what you want, you want the better of two halves!
Well I know what you want
Well I know what you want
Well I know what you want, you want the better of two halves!
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angel_bob
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2008 31 December :: 5.28pm
Guess who didn't get to see her friends.
ME! yay.
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mbenznut
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2008 26 December :: 10.44pm
Callie is getting really sick :-(
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angel_bob
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2008 21 December :: 11.46pm
I did not get to go to Lansing because my one plan and my five backup plans fell through. It was not meant to be.
I am working on Tuesday, Nick's and my parents' celebramatations on Wednesday and Thursday. Nick's parents' again on Saturday. And MAYBE meeting up with the friends I couldn't see in Lansing Saturday night.
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angel_bob
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2008 19 December :: 3.32pm
One semester left until I am thrown into the real world without guidance or a job.
I AM SO EXCITED TO NOT HAVE HOMEWORK OR TESTS ANYMORE OMG
In other news, I'm going to Lansing this weekend.
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jedibumblebee
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2008 15 December :: 9.05pm
and im never sure what i'm living for but it's always on my mind
someone comes along always proves me wrong think im gonna be fine
we get lost in the back of our minds
got nothing to burn but time time time
everybody's got the love but they keep it inside
met an acquaintance we were reintroduced
with more in common than we had in our youth
she told me "you look the same" i said "i'm now a new man"
she asked me "how does that work" "i started giving a damn"
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mbenznut
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2008 13 December :: 6.09pm
Damn you Michelle! I want to look, but know I really don't want to....
So, semen Jason? Sounds interesting.
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mbenznut
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2008 13 December :: 6.05pm
Dear Walter:
Why is it that I gag when I brush my tongue, but not when I give my boyfriend oral sex?
Walter's response:
Well obviously your toothbrush is bigger.
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angel_bob
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2008 12 December :: 10.13pm
I hate Windows
Me: Hey, I wanna play this game with my 360 controller.
Windows: Oh okay.
Me: This game says it's the coolest with the controller.
Windows: Mmhmm.
Me: It says it does rumble.
Windows: Yes.
Me: So, I'm gonna plug it in...and you should...see it right?
Windows: Sure.
Me: Okay, it's there.
Windows: I'm not seeing it.
Me: Well, it's there.
Windows: Still not seeing it.
Me: Let me unplug it and I'll put it back in.
Windows: Uh no. Nothing.
Me: Um. So. Do you need a driver or something for this?
Windows: I'm not quite sure.
Me: Can you check?
Windows: No.
Me: Well, I'm going to ask Google. He always knows.
Windows: I can wait.
Me: He says you do.
Windows: Okay.
Me: I went to your website and you just wanted me to buy a controller.
Windows: Well, yeah. You need one to play the game.
Me: Yeah, well. I have one right here. Remember? It's plugged in.
Windows: Oh. Yeah. I can't see it though.
Me: Right.
Windows: Right.
Me: So, I'm going to go ask Google again. Maybe he knows a better place.
Windows: Okay.
Me: He told me to go to your website again.
Windows: Yeah, it's probably there.
Me: Well, the link they sent me to? It doesn't work.
Windows: Huh.
Me: So. I'm going to look around a little.
Windows: Okay.
Me: Why isn't it on the page with the controller? You know. Under related topics or links or whatever.
Windows: Shrug.
Me: Huh.
Windows: ...
Me: Oh well I'm going to go to this product download link.
Windows: Mmhmm.
Me: Why do you need to know what I'm downloading it for? I told you on that other page.
Windows: I forgot.
Me: ...
Windows: I can't see it. I forgot.
Me: ...
Windows: ...
Me: Okay, well it's downloading.
Windows: What?
Me: A driver or something. I don't know. It's downloading.
Windows: Okay.
Me: Why is it going to take five minutes?
Windows: I don't know.
Me: Okay.
Windows: ...
Me: Well, it's done.
Windows: Okay.
Me: So, it's installing.
Windows: Okay.
Me: You know, my OS came out after the 360.
Windows: Yeah.
Me: So why didn't you just include the driver with the OS?
Windows: I don't know.
Me: I have a lot of useless stuff from you already. Why didn't you just include it?
Windows: I don't know.
Me: Okay it's done.
Windows: Okay.
Me: Why the hell do you always want me to restart? The light is lit up. Why do I have to restart?
Windows: I don't know.
Me: Bill Gates doesn't even know why I have to restart.
Windows: Well...we don't talk anymore.
Me: Huh. Well, I'm not restarting.
Windows: Okay.
Me: I'm going to go play my game now.
Windows: We'll see...
Me: Wait.
Windows: What?
Me: Why's the program still there?
Windows: Which one?
Me: The one I installed the driver with.
Windows: I don't know.
Me: Why couldn't you just delete it after it installed?
Windows: I don't know.
Me: And what's this Windows Update thing?
Windows: Hm?
Me: You just installed the driver and already you need to fix it.
Windows: Well... This is an update just for you.
Me: You couldn't just put the latest version on your website?
Windows: No.
Me: You asked me what OS I was using.
Windows: Yes. Yes I did.
Me: So. You could have just the latest one for my OS there. On that special page. For me.
Windows: Yeah.
Me: Huh.
Windows: Yeah.
Me: You want me to restart again.
Windows: Yeah.
Me: Fine.
Windows: See you later.
Me: Whatever.
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mbenznut
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2008 12 December :: 4.43am
Grandmama! Drink your prune juice!
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angel_bob
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2008 9 December :: 10.40pm
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
The cat is both dead and alive.
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mbenznut
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2008 9 December :: 1.02am
"When God gave men cocks, he knew what he was doing. They're handy, useful and fun. He also put a little nut in your ass just deep enough for cocks to reach."
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mbenznut
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2008 7 December :: 8.44pm
I didn't bugger 37 choir boys.
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angel_bob
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2008 2 December :: 2.28am
crossposted
I am very blessed. I have a boyfriend who loves me (and lets me sleep and makes me bagels with cream cheese and turkey (when I don't feel well and when he thinks it sounds disgusting)) and whom I love. I have a family that despite my coming home from a semester in Europe and immediately moving out, still loves me.
I am blessed because I had two Thanksgivings. And I will have two Christmases.
I talked to one of the new student workers today. His father lost his factory job and his mother lost her greenhouse job. Downsizing. He had Spaghetti O's for Thanksgiving. In his dorm room. He says Christmas doesn't look too great either.
I left work crying.
I've always had a Christmas. I've always had a Thanksgiving. No matter how poor my parents said they were that year. I can't imagine not having one. But this kid did. This kid will.
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taoman1121
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2008 30 November :: 9.58pm
:: Music: Nada Surf - Always Love
Things that occurred to me while watching the Giants today:
- It's probably time for me to pick up Dominik Hixon and Kevin Boss off waivers.
- While I think knowing that games can end in a tie is a must for fans and players alike, I can't blame anyone for not knowing that you can only call for a fair catch with one hand. Penalizing a team 5 yards for making sure defenders know that a player is calling for a fair catch seems a little... nit-picky.
- At this point in the season, 11-1 almost seems preferred to 12-0 (provided we go on to defend our title, of course). Less distractions this way.
- Finally, and perhaps most importantly, Hix is the new Plax. If I'm ready to move on, so should the team.
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mbenznut
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2008 30 November :: 2.27pm
I can’t find the um, the stationary, come and help me look.
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angel_bob
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2008 26 November :: 10.14pm
I feel like I learn more about faith and feel better about faith in my Arabic class than I ever did in my Theology class.
In my Theology class, I was angry and upset that I was supposed to believe what he said I needed to. That I needed to obey the laws he said existed. Laws and rules I didn't think any god cared about.
In my Arabic class, I feel good about this god that I thought was mean and restrictive. I feel good about the world. Every day we have a religious discussion, even inadvertently.
I guess I'm not doing the Catholic thing anymore? I guess I haven't for a while. I like this God guy. I'm feeling things out but I'm a big fan of this non-denominational thing. I just hate religion so much. We'll see where this goes.
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mbenznut
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2008 23 November :: 10.59pm
No fisting the cat!
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mbenznut
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2008 23 November :: 7.57pm
Are you seeing what I’m seeing? Cause I’m seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.
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mbenznut
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2008 20 November :: 10.32pm
Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again.
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mbenznut
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2008 20 November :: 7.47pm
Top 11 reasons why the UAW is like congress:
1.) Both carry a bunch of signs at all their get-togethers. UAW workers, picket signs. Congressmen, re-election signs.
2.) Both have exorbitant pensions and will receive health care for life upon retirement.
3.) Both have work stoppages for months at a time during summer, winter and around all federal holidays.
4.) Both take credit for creating the middle class.
5.) Both have a historical reputation for shoddy quality of work product.
6.) Both like pork. One likes it in "rind" form, the other in "spending" form.
7.) Both live well beyond their means. UAW workers with boats on Lake Superior. Congress gets junkets and fact-finding trips to the Cayman Islands.
8.) Both are paid the same regardless of how much work they do.
9.) Both have a national approval rating of under 10%.
10.) Both are seemingly out-classed by their foreign counterparts.
11.) Both get to take election day off.
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mbenznut
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2008 16 November :: 1.05pm
So, Abe Lincoln was gay...
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mbenznut
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2008 15 November :: 7.50pm
Mortimer get off the couch.
Mortimer fetch.
Stupid Zebra.
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mbenznut
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2008 9 November :: 6.59am
Dreams are really fucked up.
So this one was so…something that I had to post it. So there’s a line of people waiting for a wedding and I’m sitting next to it, behind my high school. Slowly characters start being introduced. I don’t know anyone in the wedding, but in my row of people next to them are some people from high school and Jeremy Hight. So out of the blue I kiss him, and then my whole line of people ends up having a race running over to the middle school. By this point he and I are partners and then we make a location jump to camping with a completely different group of characters.
I left out a little stuff, but that’s the majority of it. Disturbing to me on two levels: one Jeremy is straight, and two I haven’t seen or heard from him in quite a while.
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