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Travel Agent: Hi, come on in. What can I help you folks with today? Have a seat.
Male A-Hole: Yeah, we wanna take a trip. What kind you got?
Travel Agent: Well, we have all sorts of travel packages, do you know where you want to go?
Male A-Hole: Where ya wanna go, babe?
Female A-Hole: I don't care.
Male A-Hole: We don't care.
Travel Agent: Okay, well, I can help you with that. Would you like to go someplace warm?
Male A-Hole: Whaddya think, babe?
Female A-Hole: 'Bout what?
Male A-Hole: The warmth.
Female A-Hole: The WHAT?
Male A-Hole: Warmth.
Female A-Hole: Can I have a diet ginger ale?
Male A-Hole: Yeah, I'll take a lemonade.
Travel Agent: Uh, we don't serve drinks here. We do have water.
Male A-Hole: You want water, babe?
Female A-Hole: I hate water.
Male A-Hole: She hates water.
Travel Agent: Well, I guess a, uh, cruise is out of the question, then, huh?
Male A-Hole: Yeah, we don't get it.
Female A-Hole: Should he be showing us pictures or something?
Male A-Hole: Yeah, you guys got brochures?
Travel Agent: Of course. Here are a few of our, uh, popular destinations, all very beautiful. Are you, uh, familiar at all with the Yucatan?
Male A-Hole: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that place. Y'know that place, babe?
Male A-Hole: Know Yucatan?
Male A-Hole: You hear about that one--you heard 'bout that place, right, babe?
Male A-Hole: Babe, Yucatan?
Female A-Hole: Yah.
Male A-Hole: Yeah, we know it.
Travel Agent: Great, would you like me to pull up some more information for you?
Male A-Hole: I dunno. You wanna go there, babe?
Female A-Hole: Where's your ATM?
Male A-Hole: Yeah, she's gotta check her balance.
Travel Agent: Uh, look, folks, we don't have one of those here. There is a Seven-Eleven across the street.
Male A-Hole: Mm-hm. Wanna go over there, babe?
Female A-Hole: I wanna go to Europe.
Male A-Hole: You guys know where Europe is?
Travel Agent: Yes, we know where Europe is. Did you have someplace specific that you wanted to go, someplace specific in mind?
Male A-Hole: Yeah, whaddya think, babe?
Female A-Hole: I wanna drive there.
Male A-Hole: Yeah, we wanna do that.
Travel Agent: You can't drive to Europe.
Female A-Hole: I can if I drive a BOAT.
Travel Agent: So you want to rent a boat and drive it to Europe.
Female A-Hole: What STREET are we on?
Male A-Hole: Yeah, where are we?
Travel Agent: Look, why don't you two think about this some more, and when you narrow it down to a few places, come back. Okay?
Female A-Hole: I know where I wanna go.
Male A-Hole: All right, we got it, buddy. Where ya wanna go, babe?
Female A-Hole: England.
Travel Agent: Okay, England's great, it's a big place. There's, uh, London. Brighton's very nice. Did you have someplace in mind?
Female A-Hole: I wanna go to Hogwarts.
Travel Agent: You mean from the Harry Potter books?
Male A-Hole: Yeah. You guys got trips on magic school?
Travel Agent: Sir... that's not a real place.
Male A-Hole: Mm-hm. All right. They don't go to there, babe. Probably gotta go online for that, right, somethin' like Orbitz or somethin'?
Travel Agent: NO, it's a fictional place. You cannot GO there.
Male A-Hole: Right, right, right, gotta wait till summer, the wizards are outta school, right?
Travel Agent: No, never. It's impossible. You can never go to Hogwarts; it doesn't exist.
Male A-Hole: It's invisible, right.
Travel Agent: Look, you obviously don't know where it is that you want to go, so why don't you go home, and think it over, and come back when you've made up your minds.
Female A-Hole: I wanna go there.
Travel Agent: Where?
Male A-Hole: Where ya wanna go, babe?
Female A-Hole: I wanna go there.
Travel Agent: Ma'am, that's a poster of an airplane.
Female A-Hole: I know. I wanna go there.
Male A-Hole: Yeah, we wanna go there. How much?
Travel Agent: Get out. Get the hell out of here.
Male A-Hole: They're closin', babe.
Female A-Hole: Can you rub my shoulders? I slept weird.
Male A-Hole: Yeah, you guys do backrubs here?
Travel Agent: LEAVE!
Female A-Hole: Maybe a grilled cheese.
Travel Agent: Fine, you know what, I'm gonna go in the back, and I'm gonna get some coffee. When I come back, you two better be gone.
Female A-Hole: He looked like a rabbit.
Male A-Hole: Yeah.
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2007 29 March :: 11.28pm
Have you ever built, or wanted to build a female robot?
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2007 28 March :: 10.54pm
I love how Bones mocks god.
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2007 27 March :: 5.00pm
Well, I think I had one of the best weekends I can remember having all year. (being a senior hasn't done much for me) ANYWAY. I got the best hug ie the pick up and spin you kind when I got there, then I had a weekend of basketball, movies, darts, food and games. It was awesome. mostly I was just really glad to see Ryan, I needed my fix.
I also went and saw mike's mom and dad, and that was really a good thing. I was proud of myself because I was scared, but i made myself do it anyway.
ON to the bad news:
LAst night VEronica mars was interupted by some weird noises coming from the livingroom. I went out there and dunzo was hanging from the side of his cage by his back leg, which was broken, and he was flailing around and intermittnely passing out ( i think). so I FREAKED OUT because he wouldnt let me get near him and I needed to get him unstuck, so i called my mom and she calmed me down enough toget him unstuck and told me to call ryan to see if he would look up the scenario on the internet. so I called Ryan and had him "fact check" and he stayed on the phone til I calmed down. Dunzo is now resting comfortably in a box with some carrots and water and lots of fluffy bedding. I didnt realize how sad i would be until i almost lost him.
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2007 26 March :: 6.53pm
:: Music: The sound of my students sighing at their multiple-choice exams
D-Town hosts NCAA Tourneys
So, it appears that Ford Field will be getting some March Maddness-related attention in the next couple of years. In 2008, they will host one of the regional finals, and the following year they will host the Final Four. Here are the particulars:
Regionals: Friday and Sunday, March 28 and 30, 2008
Midwest Regional
Ford Field
Detroit, Michigan
Host: University of Detroit Mercy
Final Four: Saturday and Monday, April 4 and 6, 2009
Ford Field
Detroit, Michigan
Host: University of Detroit-Mercy
So, it would appear that the city didn't totally muck up its Super Bowl hosting duties. I hear it's a very impressive facility. Don't know when I'll ever make it there, but I'd like to one of these days.
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2007 24 March :: 3.27am
Top Twenty Reasons to Circumcise Your Baby Boy
1. Because all the women's magazines advise it
2. The Doctor offered a "twofer" special for him and his brother.
3. Because Mom's boyfriend is Muslim/Jewish/Whatever.
4. Because everybody else does it
5. So the neighborhood wives won't have yet another thing to gossip about.
6. So he won't look like he has "Gorilla Dick".
7. So he can feel included in the Fraternity of the Circumcised.
8. So it won't look like a rat in a garden hose.
9. So the flap won't get caught in the zipper.
10. To keep him from masturbating later on.
11. So Dad won't be jealous of his son's dick.
12. So the other kids won't call him "cheese dick"
13. If you prune it back, it will grow better.
14. Harvested foreskin provides collagen for cosmetic lip surgery(Did you know that's what you're wearing on your enhanced lips?).
15. Because cleaning it makes Mom nervous.
16. So that when he grows up and drops out of school, he won't be able to transport concealed drugs under his foreskin.
17. Because a circumcised penis always looks ready to go.
18. When he's old and senile, he'll be easier to catheterize.
19. It just looks so much more modern.
20. Because God wants to touch you in your private place.
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2007 20 March :: 12.27am
Today I have done good and bad in equal measure.
I went to class, talked to professors, picked up a shift, got my passport, signed up for classes, did homework and am writing a paper, I have done more taday and been more productive than I have been in weeks past combined, but all of this is now overshadowed by one bad:
I hurt a friend.
For that I am truly sorry, and the way in which the situation occured can only be resolved by explanation...if you are willing to listen...
You didn't answer your phone, and your email bounced back, so here is my message in a bottle...
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2007 19 March :: 11.56pm
I was just thinking about VEronica Mars, so some of you might not want to read past here:
So something has been bothering me lately. I REALLY like this show and I get really emotionally attached to the characters, but the thing that really has hit me lately is that I am a lot like veronica...bear with me...She really doesnt trust people and she runs from intimacy. She can love lots of things, but she can't say I love you to her boyfriend. she doesnt let herself really experience the emotions she feels and keeps herself distanced for fear of getting hurt ( presumably). I mean online kristen bell has been saying that logan is bad for veronica, but i think that logan and veronica are good for eachother. veronica make logan better and logan forces veronica to thaw out a little. he makes her feel things, even when she doesnt want to. and I know he is a huge player, but he doesnt cheat on her, she runs away and he looks for what he cant get from her elswhere. SHE always runs away or blows him off first then he gets another woman, and she wants him again. Avoidance is key in thier realtionship and I feel like I do that too. I avoid until I can't then If possible I lie or run away. There are a lot of things I want and I am afraid to go after them. I dont want to hurt, but I guess ploating along not feeling anything isnt working either.
Switching shows:
Our pain makes us real.
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2007 19 March :: 3.19pm
sooooo, i was just cleaning out my inbox and I saw an email from fantasy moguls from...about forever ago and I thought I would check to see how everything turned out, and guess what? I WON! I WAS IN FIRST PLACE!!! TAKE THAT BITCHES!
that is all.
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2007 16 March :: 11.52pm
Just saw October Road. I think it's gonna be an excellent show. Plus the lead male is hot.
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2007 15 March :: 3.56pm
I hope your meeting goes well today, Katie!
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2007 15 March :: 12.37am
So this song was on an episode of Dawson's a while back, and then it is on one of the BEST scenes on Vm...it plays at dances at both...anyway, it is a great song though.
Sway by The Perishers
I talk to you as to a friend
I hope that’s what you’ve
come to be
It feels as though we’ve
made amends
Like we found a way
eventually
It was you who picked
the pieces up
When I was a broken soul
And then glued me
back together
Returned to me what
others stole
I don’t wanna hurt you
I don’t wanna make you sway
Like I know I’ve done before
I will not do it anymore
I’ve always been a dreamer
I've had my head among
the clouds
Now that I’m coming down
Won’t you be my solid ground?
I look at you and see a friend
I hope that’s what you wanna be
Are we back now where
it all began?
Have you finally forgiven me?
You gathered my dreams in
When they all blew away
And then tricked them
back into me
You saved me I was
almost dead
Oh, and I like the Dandy Warhols too...I love it when the shows I watch have good music because then I find out about all these band I never would have otherwise...
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2007 14 March :: 7.37pm
well i have discovered some cool stuff lately. I found some new music thanks to VM: Spoon and The Old 97's.
I have not watched regular tv in about 2 and a half weeks...which is, admittedly, weird...but the weirder part is that i have been watching VM contunuously in that time. and that it still hold my interest. I have 2 seasons which helps, but why am I STILL watching it? I tried to watch something else the other day I couldnt...so i put in another disk of VM...pathetic....more pathetic? I dream in that reality. Like I live there in that town and most of the time I dont see any of the characters, but like the "cinematography" of the dream lets me know that I am there. I dont know if I am making sense, but like the way the dream looks lets me know I am in VM's world, but I still dream the normal kinds of things mostly. LAst nioght was weird though...I rode a motorcycle and took a roadtrip, but it was raining, and I went up the caost of Cali and it was really pretty....but i was riding a MOTORCYCLE.
anyway, I am just putting my work off, so I should do that instead of this.
Aaron wants to hang out this weekend...that could be cool...
Sean doesnt seem to have thought about me while he was gone, and he doesnt look to be changing that now that he is back...oh well, i have other shit to worry about.
My Aunt Shell flew to Cali to see my Aunt Paula today...I wish I hadnt messed school up so bad so I could go.
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2007 12 March :: 1.12pm
So my parents are for sure not going to come visit because of some stupid government passport thing. Which means when everyone's parents come to visit the first week of April, Rachel is going to be depressed and alone. In Perpignan, capital of NOTHING TO DO.
We found peanut butter, cherry coke, vanilla coke and taco kits at one store on Saturday. It was a good day.
I got my course schedule in the mail and just emailed the advisors with my class schedule. It is exciting!
Today is Nick and my anniversary so I am sad. He also starts his new job today so wish him luck.
I hope everyone and their lack of wisdom teeth are doing fine. Love love.
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2007 12 March :: 12.46am
SO here is what I did for spring break:
I watched VM for 8 days and worked at kohls for 30 hours. Those 30 hours were the only time I left my Apt. and it was the only time I wasnt watching it ( I did sleep a little too...) buit the thing is I am realizing I have a pattern. when my grandpa was really sick sophmore year I got engrossed in OTH i would stay in my room for days watching it on an endless loop, now when things are all uncertain again, I am doing the same thing with Veronica Mars (which is way better in writing, but just as frusterating and satisfying in the drama by the way). I feel relly lost right now. I used to like so much about myself and now I am really struggling. I think I made some very wrong choices and have landed myself in a situation that now I just have to dig myself out of. I came to Western when I souldnt have, I picked a major that is next to impossible to succeed at in life, I have next to no support system in this town. I run from connections and am alone in more than one sense. Right now I am justy going to get this shit over with so I can start over somewhere, anywhere.
I have a notebook of invisible questions that need letters put to them.
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2007 8 March :: 10.07pm
frogie5d: hey, i found this footage of holloween a few years ago
Auto Response from mbenznut: I am away from my computer right now.
frogie5d: you know, the time when i had you dress up as an ewok, but you sorta ended up looking like poo instead. Its pretty funnyfrogie5d: I love that you did that, you'll always be my hero
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2007 3 March :: 12.14am
Just saw the pilot episode for the Black Donnellys. Great show.
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2007 1 March :: 11.30am
I am smart, but my actions do not reflect it sometimes.
My Aunts cancer is worse than it seemed.
I am scared of a lot....that I will never get out of here, that I will let people down, that I will never find my "epic", and that I will not make my mark on the world...I am scared she is going to die.
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2007 28 February :: 7.47pm
Gay marriage is just like yours, only gayer.
http://www.hsiproductions.com/directors/maxvitali/mv013007.aspx
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2007 28 February :: 10.34pm
94 days. I can do this.
I just want Nick.
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2007 28 February :: 8.47am
Hey.
People were right, after three weeks, this thing is so easy. I still want to go home sometimes but it doesn't hurt as much.
Today is a good day. Nick got a job, my 8 o'clock class was cancelled and my 11 o'clock might be cancelled too. I am tired but happy.
I think I can do this. Only three more months.
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2007 27 February :: 6.41pm
:: Music: The Wallflowers - Into the Mystic
Best of 2006 Lists
These might be a little late, but I just saw a few of the Oscar noms in the past week, so I wanted to make a complete list:
Top 10 Films
1. Children of Men
2. The Departed
3. A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
4. An Inconvenient Truth
5. Little Miss Sunshine
6. The Prestige
7. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
8. Silent Hill
9. The Queen
10. United 93
Top 10 CDs
1. Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins – Rabbit Fur Coat
2. Dixie Chicks – Taking the Long Way
3. Regina Spektor – Begin To Hope
4. Nellie McKay – Pretty Little Head
5. Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Show Your Bones
6. Snow Patrol – Eyes Open
7. Bob Dylan – Modern Times
8. Foo Fighters – Skin and Bones
9. Badly Drawn Boy – Born in the U.K.
10. Eels – Live at Town Hall: With Strings
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2007 26 February :: 8.23pm
so I have a new favorite show...well at least it is a tie with one tree hill.
ready? Veronica Mars. SURPRISE!
I watched seasons 1 & 2 this weekend...in 2 days...less maybe...I am retarded.
I still miss you and knowing your birthday is coming makes it a little worse, but other things seem to be a little better. Last weekend I went to GR and watched the OC series finale w/ anne, then we met Mackenzie @ the country bar and line danced. It was really fun. Then I watched Veronica MArs and worked the rest of the weekend until today when I did school stuff and listened to my new Gym Class Heroes CD...good stuff.
Sean comes home from Ecuador on the 4th...I dont know what is going to happen with that. I hope something. Next week is Spring Break, and I think I am taking a road trip.
2 midterms, a test and a paper due this week....have to get on that.
love you.
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2007 23 February :: 5.02pm
Umm... disturbing to say the least. I even used the flag feature for the first time.
http://killbattyman.blogspot.com/
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2007 23 February :: 3.49pm
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey = Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
Ending Poverty
Curing Diseases
Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
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2007 22 February :: 12.40pm
Amsterdam was awesome. I want to live there or at tleast go back.
London is alright. It has a different vibe than the rest of Europe. I don't know.
Getting re-used to the keyboard is a pain.
Nick I am online and you aren't. Oh but I just realised that it is almost 8 there. ha ha that is why.
Stupid time difference.
Anyway, having fun, going to a musical tonight.
I love you.
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2007 20 February :: 8.05pm
ooh an anonymous crush, how exciting!
andy, this is why i am certain this is a good idea... i'm about as giddy as a seventh-grader!
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2007 15 February :: 5.57pm
The more things change, the more they stay the same. I'm not sure who the first person was who said that. Probably Shakespeare. Or maybe Sting. But at the moment, it's the sentence that best explains my tragic flaw: my inability to change.
I don't think I'm alone in this. The more I get to know other people, the more I realize it's kind of everyone's flaw. Staying exactly the same for as long as possible, standing perfectly still... It feels safer somehow. And if you are suffering, at least the pain is familiar. Because if you took that leap of faith, went outside the box, did something unexpected... Who knows what other pain might be out there, waiting for you. Chances are it could be even worse.
So you maintain the status quo. Choose the road already traveled and it doesn't seem that bad. Not as far as flaws go. You're not a drug addict. You're not killing anyone... Except maybe yourself a little....
I did not write this, i plagarized it...wait i dont even know if i did that....it is called fatal flaw by Ephram brown...
ANYWAY. I really am glad that michelle reminded me of it beacuse it is my life right now. My life sucks BAD but i am afraid to take the leap that could fix it.
Here are my top fives right now:
Top five suckiest things:
1. My Aunt PAula has Breast Cancer
2. My grandpa is not getting better
3. I have no money, my car is in the shop and kohls is screwing me on hours
4. I have become a hermit, and get lonely sometimes
5. I am still no bucking up when it comes to school
BEst things:
1. my mom and I are doing well, in fact she is coming here this weekend
2. I am going to Prague in July
3. Although i have lost a lot of people I have some that are coming back into my life
4. Once I sell mi abuela's house i will have some money
5. I am writing and reading again
Last weekend I hung out with some freshmen....I felt lame sort of, but i had a lot of fun. I have a friend from Highschool whose little brother lives in Valley 1 and when I had the day from hell last Friday he was the only one in Kalamazoo that i could get a hold of, so i went and hung out with him and his freinds. He was very nice and watched out for me to some extent ( cuz i was belige) so i met some cool people and forgot about my problems for a night. It was the first real fun i had had in a while.
This weekend my mom is coming anf staying with me for 3 days. I am excited becuase we have been doing really well lately and i need to go grocery shopping and some other boring things and I have no car right now.
My car has been in the shop since last friday because it was fucked up bad. I have no money so my grandarents are going to pay for it ( with takes a load off) but ireally need moolah and kohls is scheduling me like NO hours a week. I am thinking about getting another job, but I really do like it there....conundrum.
I have been reading and writng a lot again, I guess i go in cycles, but the thing is everytime i begin again I do it very differently...here is a sample of something i wrote recently:
Black water meets red sky
Such is the way to find yourself
A journey with an architecture
Never known to you before
The burning sun'd extasy dies
When the lapping water quietly
Chills, momentarily, then
Continues
Turn around from your past
Confuse your empty shell with your
Empty future
Let your reliances of the outset
Become new possibilities
Never sought
Such is the way to find yourself
Death in a deepness with no
Chaos, only clarity
See, random....here is another:
valorize not, these words that run
through my teeth like a sieve.
if anything, language only bastardizes
the emothions my heart makes
tearing open wide wounds of yesteryear
letting the blood pool round slowly
soon forgotten.
do not give me a medal for my pains
for though they are many they
are not singularly felt
or inflicted.
many suffer tragedies greater; many use
more eloquent words
there is nothing more perverse than hubris
I will not let my wounds bleed out.
I think i have written a long enough entry for tonight.
I miss you.
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2007 15 February :: 11.02am
My parents are adorable.
I talked to my mom and dad yesterday. I mentioned to them both that I am usually on msn messenger after dinner so my mom got a hotmail account and had my sister teach her how to use it.
AND THEN my mom offered to buy Nick Vonage so he could call me.
AND THEN my dad said that after he goes to China and everything, he'll stop by and see me. Like Europe is down the street from Taiwan.
I love them.
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