There are three gay couples. One man in each couple dies. I ask the first man how he is going to remember his gentleman friend. He replies, "I'm going to put his body to sea because we loved the beach." I ask the second one the same question. He replies, "I'm going to bury him in the mountains because we were big hikers." I ask the third man, "How will you remember your gentleman friend?" He replies, "I'm going to cremate him and put him in my chili so he can rip up my ass one more time."
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Q: What's the difference betwen a washing machine and your ex-boyfriend?
A: With the washing machine you get your clothes back after putting a load in...
I got an email from my Spanish professor asking us if anyone was going to Traverse City and could deliver a package for her. She gave us her cell phone number just in case we were.
Tyler Epps
I miss my cousin. I don't even remember the last time I saw him. It had to have been at his mother's funeral in 1999. We're really close in age so we were inseparable for the longest time. Mom says no one knows where he is anymore.
I used google to search his name and found a picture of him. It's from March. I'm going to cry. I never realized how much I missed him. He's all grown up with facial hair and everything... Apparently he was still really good at basketball. Hey, Tyler. Ty Ty. I miss you.
Just in case you google yourself: this is Rachel, your cousin. You should contact us or Mike or someone. What are you up to? How is everything?
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
I don't normally concern myself with celebrity births and deaths, but this one made me a little sad. Peter Boyle, 1935-2006
Ugh, i hate studying this much. My brain is yelling at me, and I'm starting to stress out.
And to have another downer, nip/tuck tonight is the season finale. Damn short seasons. Good news is that Joely Richardson is leaving the show; i was getting so sick of her whining. Maybe she'll get killed off. I wonder how they would do it. They have killed off some ppl in pretty cool ways.
I was way too excited then quickly depressed today.
I saw Emily (!) whom I missed dearly which made me excited.
I also saw, for probably the last time ever, Micah, Tim from my creative writing class, CG and everyone in my creative writing class. Then in French I will have to deal with seeing Marah for the last time. Ever.
Stupid semester abroad. You screw up all my goodbyes.
I am thinking of totally not doing this paper for marketing but I sort of have to. It's all of my grade. But he wrote 0 notes on the one I have to rewrite (except for "good" and "okay maybe") so I have nothing to improve.
Exam week has me stressed and excited and sad. I miss people already.
We wear our scarves just like a noose
So tomorrow we are going to Chicago so I can get my French visa.
Emily was going to come with us but she has to work on Saturday so she can't. Which makes me more depressed than you can ever know.
In other news, I received a letter telling me who my host family was. I emailed the last two students who had that family and they both said that was the best family in France. I am excited.
When the lights go out
is the darkness all the same?
Are my dark and twisty insides real?
You guys are flying in on the 23rd?
I can't meet you at the airport because i will be in texas until the 24th...but i will find a way to use those signs you requested.
Ms. Moody McTaint & Mr. BeerBottle Toe-Man....this way please...
This is why I have a problem with certain conservatives, at least those of the bible-thumping variety...
"Conservative Group Blasts 'Studio 60' Renewal
Townhall.com, a website operated by the conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation, has blasted NBC's decision to renew Aaron Sorkin's Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. Sorkin, it said Tuesday, "will get to continue his anti-Christianity themed show despite low ratings." The website accused Sorkin not only of pushing "his radical agenda on television," but of using his wealth to fund liberal causes and political candidates."
Not much to say right now. Just wasting time at the CHHS. And for everyone who reads this, you probably don't even know what the inside of this building looks like.
slightly annoyed-my plan was to go to the bernhard center to print out some documents for my thesis meeting at 3, then realized that I dont have my ID so i cant do it, and now I feel slightly stupid. I just wish my proposal was turned in so I can stop worrying about it for a couple of days.
I also wish that I didnt have to study for finals, but alas, that is what will be consuming my life for the next week. Goodbye all my free time! Goodbye having fun! See you next week.
Although I can't complain too much as that I will be done with school by this time next week, and will be partying it up quite a bit. Why you might ask. Because I can! A celebration for my last winter semester. Sounds fitting to me.
Things I hate:
My keyboard randomly changing to Dvorak. WTF, keyboard? I'm trying to write a paper at the last minute and you were fine TWO WORDS AGO. Seriously. Plus you are only using Dvorak in Word? And only on this sentence? WTF? Did I press the wrong keys or something? I closed Word and you better work when I open it back up or I'm taking you out.
Why I love Emily:
I have to or else I will have no friends in France :p
She's going to France
She introduced me to The Decemberists and my newest love Regina Spektor
She has a doppelganger
Regina Spektor
She is just the best person in the world
...uh...minus you guys?
She rocks, Emily does.
Just watched Undercurrent. Pretty good for a really old movie. Although the black and white was really starting to drive me crazy. Well that and the acting style of their day.
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2006 20 November :: 3.01pm
:: Music: Bowling For Soup: High School
Suddenly that invitation to join a group of misguided friends on a
year long nude roller skating trip across Central America looked pretty
damned good.
