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:: 2006 2 November :: 11.02am

People assume most Christians are heavy-handed, pushy, intolerant bigots bent of dominating any other culture or idea and supplanting it with their own whims because, for the most part, the ones who speak up the most ARE heavy-handed, pushy, intolerant bigots bent on dominating any other culture or idea and supplanting it with their own whims. It sucks. It's horrible. And it's the what everyone of any faith, political idea, or lifestyle has to deal with. People always focus on the loud minority who ruins everything. And like any other group, the only way you can combat this is making your views and, in this case, your kindness and actual testimony louder than the hateful prattle of those hurting your beliefs.

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:: 2006 1 November :: 8.51pm

Grandma's dead.

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:: 2006 31 October :: 11.57pm

You stupid emo kids need to shut your mouth and have fun.

Happy birthday, Aerii/Alex/Washington Friend #Awesome!

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:: 2006 31 October :: 10.00pm

Alrighty-

I have been in a funk lately... I mean all semester. I am fine, happy even, i just really have no motivation to leave my apt. I like my apt. I like being boring and watching movies and writing.

so i will not graduate in the spring. I will be 3 credits short. This was very disappointing at first but then i saw something. I got a sign. I want to go to Prague for the summer writing program in July. The theme is love as a cultural construction. Love. I am meant to go to this i think. It will be the last 3 credits of my western education. how fitting.

My mom might come this weekend. that would be good.

house was good tonight. I was very sad for those kids though. They both looked really familiar, and i looked them up...ricky ullman and jurnee smolett...child actors...LOVE IT. I DO NOT love that cop though...douche

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:: 2006 30 October :: 9.30pm

I love pounding beavers!

Oh, I sure gave that hairy ass a licking!

Ha! This is one dude that knows how to avoid pussy!

I�ll wrap my hands around this cock and squeeze it until it explodes way too early and then rolls over and falls asleep! Leaving me unsatisfied and alone.

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:: 2006 30 October :: 9.46pm

I am beginning to get anxious about leaving this country. I met with some of my fellow France travelers and we were all talking about where we're going to go and what we're going to do. It made me so excited that all I want to do is go now.

Updated countdown (to the minute!):

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:: 2006 30 October :: 3.08pm

Alicia�s Wishlist 2006

Stores:
Kohl�s
Meijer
Best Buy

Restaurants:
Starbucks

DVDs:
Grey�s Anatomy-Season 2
Gilmore Girls- any season
*Firefly-The Complete Series
Walk the Line
Dogma
*Serenity
Connie and Carla

CDs:
Michael Buble- Michael Buble
The Fray- How to Save a Life
*Jenny Lewis- Rabbit Fur Coat
Fiona Apple- Extraordinary Machine

Books:
J.K. Rowling- Harry Potter 1-4
Michael Burkard- Ruby for Grief
Russell Edson- The Clam Theater
Jean Valentine- The Door in the Mountain
Dean Young- Beloved Infidel

Other:
*2007 One Tree Hill Calendar
Atomic Clock w/ Outdoor Temp. Sensor

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:: 2006 29 October :: 9.38pm
:: Music: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Where Do We Go Now But Nowhere?

Based on my Top 10 Last.Fm chart seen above, I shall endeavor to answer the following questions.

How many times have you seen #4 live?
[Snow Patrol]
Once. It took three rescheduled dates to do it, but Michelle and I finally saw them at Roseland Ballroom here in NYC last month.

What is your favourite song by #7?
[The Beatles]
God, do I have enough choices? If I have to choose just one... Let It Be, I guess.

What is a good memory you have considering the music of #10?
[Johnathan Rice]
Discovering him a couple years back opening for Dido.

Is there a song of #3 that makes you sad?
[Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds]
It doesn't necessarily make me sad, but '(Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?' strikes an emotional chord with me.

What is your favourite lyric that #2 has sung?
[Eels]
"Life is hard
And so am I
You'd better give me something
So I don't die"
- 'Novacaine for the Soul' (from 'Beautiful Freak')

What is your favourite song by #9?
[Badly Drawn Boy]
A Minor Incident (from 'About A Boy')

How did you get into #6?
[Modest Mouse]
Stef

What was the first song you heard by #1?
[David Gray]
Babylon (natch) @ Rich Mondoux's (courtesy of Christa)

What is your favourite song by #4?
[Snow Patrol]
Chocolate
(Neener.)

How many times have you seen #9 live?
[Badly Drawn Boy]
None. He was just in town, but unfortunately every other popular music act I enjoy has decided to come during the same two month period, so I've had to pick and choose.

What is a good memory you have concerning #2?
[Eels]
Either of the times I've seen them live (Blind Pig in Ann Arbor or this summer's free outdoor show at the World Financial Center)

What is your favourite album of #5?
[Pink Floyd]
The Wall (favorite album of all-time actually... Dating Game here Michelle comes)

What is your favourite lyric that #3 has sung?
[Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds]
"It ain't that in their hearts they're bad
They'd stick by you if they could
But that's just bullshit
People just ain't no good"
- 'People Ain't No Good' (from 'The Boatman's Call')

What is your favourite song of #1?
[David Gray]
Freedom (from 'A New Day at Midnight')

What is your favourite song of #10?
[Johnathan Rice]
My Mother's Son

How many times have you seen #8 live?
[Foo Fighters]
Twice (Van Andel w/ RHCP & DeltaPlex). Look forward to making it three someday.

What is your favourite album of #7?
[The Beatles]
Can I pick a compilation? 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' I guess.

What was the first song you heard by #8?
[Foo Fighters]
I started listening to FF when I was a wee fetus. Probably something from 'The Colour & The Shape' though... 'My Hero,' perhaps?

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:: 2006 27 October :: 12.23am

fucking like 3 guys and bleeding out babies and cutting and crying and ahhhhhhhhhhh all over our apt

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:: 2006 26 October :: 2.10pm

So I'm sick or something.

I'm trying to decide whether to go to my last two classes or just the one. Sigh.

I've been watching baby shows all day which made me think about this girl in one of my classes which motives me to buck up and go to the last two.

It also makes me want babies.

I need to get this hygiene stuff under control. I'll just put on my scarf and call it tolerable.

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:: 2006 24 October :: 10.36am

Bukkake ruined my carpet.

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:: 2006 23 October :: 11.06pm

Fucking amusing photo

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:: 2006 23 October :: 10.17pm

I forgot how much I loved the Last Days of April.

I think I might be able to live through this paper.

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:: 2006 21 October :: 11.08pm

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:: 2006 20 October :: 1.30pm

Schedule
The asterisks mean that it's still tentative. Scary.
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:: 2006 20 October :: 1.09pm

We received our flight itinerary for France.

I am no longer excited. I am just scared and anxious.

We also received our finalized schedules for school. They show when we have breaks and everything.

Here is the flight plan:

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I'll repost this as it gets closer to January. I will post our breaks and things later.

I'm scared.
I love you all.

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:: 2006 19 October :: 11.07pm

buried penis?

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:: 2006 19 October :: 10.31pm

Shawn dropped his phone in the toilet. It makes funny noises now.

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:: 2006 19 October :: 8.45pm

I'm coming to New York :D

T minus 14 hours

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:: 2006 18 October :: 2.25pm

A little boy walks into a public restroom where a cowboy is taking a piss.
He says to the cowboy: "Sir, are you a real cowboy?"
Yeah,", the guy replied, " Would you like to wear my hat?"
"Yes, please!", says the boy. So he puts on the cowboys hat.
A sailor walks in. The boy says, "Sir are you a real sailor?"
"Yeah, ", says the sailor " would you like to suck my dick?"
The boy thinks about it for a minute and replies
"No, I'm not a real cowboy, I'm just wearing his hat."

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:: 2006 17 October :: 11.20pm

I am seriously stressing about France. I just completed my housing form and I sound so boring. I like books. I like to read. I am nice and smart. I like writing and playing video games. I have siblings.

I wouldn't want me to live with me.

Plus Nick me manque. I don't know how I'll be able to survive France if I can't survive a day.

I love my mom and my dad, by the way. I called home really quickly earlier (forgot my phone charger, I'm stupid) to tell my mom that the new Nancy Drew game was out and the first thing she said was "what's wrong." After a brief discussion about how they popped out this game faster than a baby and faster than the last game, she said my dad wanted to talk to me. My dad said that the son of one of his friends died of a drug overdose last night and I shouldn't do drugs. I assured him I wouldn't and he told me the kid was in Kalamazoo even. I thought back to sirens last night then reassured my father once more before asking him if he would be joining me to see Sherman Alexie tomorrow.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I am going to see Sherman Alexie tomorrow so if you're in town and want to come along, call me.

I am going to go to the doctor and get my woman parts checked out next week or so. I also am going to stop taking the pill once my prescription runs out. I've been moody for the past month or so and I think the meds are behind it.

Also, once my passport arrives, I will be going to Chicago to apply for my French visa. It is going to be a pain in the ass.

I love you all.

P.S. I am visiting Katie. She is awesome and she knows cool people. Some girl from an apartment next door made a boob holder that didn't fit her so she gave it to me. I am wearing it and it is cool beans.

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:: 2006 15 October :: 11.11pm
:: Music: Nocturnal State

No feeding the animals! Well replace animals with grandma�

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:: 2006 15 October :: 8.42pm

The new Ben Kweller video is annoying.

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:: 2006 15 October :: 5.45pm

Yesterday was Nick's birthday and stuff.

He's old now. A whole not-teenage-age of 20.

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:: 2006 14 October :: 7.19pm
:: Music: A's vs. Tigers

Amusing Links

Album Art Apocalypse

Bo Knows (TSB)

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:: 2006 13 October :: 11.41pm

post

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:: 2006 13 October :: 5.08pm

Oh, I forgot to mention this.

Sherman Alexie will be speaking on Wednesday at 7 at GRCC. If I am home, I will be going. Hopefully my father will also attend so I don't have to drive.

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:: 2006 13 October :: 4.56pm

I should really just go home.
For the trip to France, a professor always comes along for any amount of time from a few days to a week or so. I know I haven't expressed to any of you just how stressed I was about this particular situation but I feel that now that it has been resolved, I should fill you in.

The two candidates for the journey were the only two French professors. I will not name any names because this is THE INTERNET and my life is on public display. But I really wanted one professor to take us and I really didn't want the other one.

You see, I had heard stories about this other professor. These stories included multiple accounts of this professor leaving people behind and losing both people and luggage.

I wanted the professor who took people around on a bus all over France and bought them tea at cafes in Barcelona.

Well this week we were told that we would find out who was taking us. Today in class, at the very end, almost sheepishly, we found out who it would be. Thank goodness it turned out to be the one everyone wanted. You don't know how relieved everyone was today when it was announced. There were shouts, cheers and applause. I made sure to call my mom.

In other news, today began Fall Break. On Monday or so, I will be going to see Katie. I will return on Wednesday or Thursday and will work on Friday. I have papers to write so it won't be much fun.

I love you all.

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:: 2006 13 October :: 1.07pm

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:: 2006 13 October :: 10.44am

Learn THE TRUTH about Dick DeVos:
"We're holding our Spring formal and my date is the Truth. Tonight we're going all the way." But before I begin, I'd like to apologize because I just realized that I am being mean to many republicans out there with this entry and that's just not who I am. I'd also like to apologize to Katie's roommate because I just discovered that she wrote this. I'm sorry.

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I love you all.

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