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angel_bob

:: 2006 12 October :: 9.58am

So.

It's snowing and stuff.

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TaoMan1121

:: 2006 11 October :: 11.52pm
:: Mood: drunk-ish
:: Music: Evanescence - Snow White Queen

mbenznut (11:47:02 PM): I'm sober!

TaoMan1121 (11:47:13 PM): I'M NOT!!!

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TaoMan1121

:: 2006 11 October :: 4.08pm
:: Mood: trying
:: Music: Mark Snow-a-thon

Random Thoughts
- Lost has lost misplaced 5 million viewers so far from last season. You know, I'm glad. I hate when things I love are too popular or mainstream. But to have everybody else's interests wane while mine continue to grow... that's ass-backwards for once.
- I need to keep trucking.
- Things need to change (with me), but I have such a hard time identify what and how much.
- I'm getting close to 1,500 on my movie list. That brings me more excitement than it probably should.
- I don't even like the sport, and my two favorite teams are playing the best postseason baseball of their lives (Tigers & Mets).

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mbenznut

:: 2006 10 October :: 10.20pm

Ok, so yes I am drunk off my ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMN2XI2iBt4

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mbenznut

:: 2006 10 October :: 9.25pm

Words of wisdom from my aunt: “you should wear your glasses when manscaping.”

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angel_bob

:: 2006 10 October :: 5.31pm

Who is driving?
BEAR IS DRIVING!

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mbenznut

:: 2006 9 October :: 11.39pm

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mbenznut

:: 2006 9 October :: 11.31pm
:: Music: 311: Beautiful Disaster








Robot
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!








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You scored higher than 99% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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mbenznut

:: 2006 9 October :: 9.20am

Sorry, you look hot in that shirt.

Well, you have really strong legs.

Oh, it was the wall. Leverage is everything.

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angel_bob

:: 2006 6 October :: 11.36pm

Ok Go is a no go because my car is crap. Stupid college education.

Instead, I shall be going to Red Flannel! Yay for small town celebrations.

I love you all.

P.S. I have been so tired lately that I slept through one of my classes today. I went over to Nick's to take a nap and fell asleep from 11 to 1:15 when I had to go to work. And I'm still tired. It's because of this France STRESS and midterm STRESS. I hate being stressed because I get tired and snappy.

P.P.S. I saw Katie today and I am fulfilled as a human being. I have reached enlightenment and it is named Kittie Katie. I missed her oodles.

P.P.P.S. I found a whole bag full of Christian romance novels I haven't read yet. I am going to go read then sleep.

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mbenznut

:: 2006 6 October :: 9.37pm

What is that thing on your hand?

It's a condom dispenser.

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It's a boobie trap.

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mbenznut

:: 2006 6 October :: 8.09pm
:: Music: Box Car Racer: I Feel So

Dating sounds like a great idea. It comes with snacks.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2006 6 October :: 6.29pm

Finally here!
http://www.burtonwedding.weddingherald.com

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angel_bob

:: 2006 5 October :: 9.10am

Does anyone have a reliable vehicle we could take to see Ok Go? Nick doesn't think my car's gonna make it and he doesn't trust his either.

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mbenznut

:: 2006 4 October :: 11.09pm

Fergie: London Bridge
I got carded at a bar. I had no ID on me. I still got served. I love Wisconsin.

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TaoMan1121

:: 2006 4 October :: 7.26pm
:: Mood: amused
:: Music: Scissor Sisters - Ambition

This is what happens when we run out of 'Lost' episodes to watch...

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coot1120

:: 2006 4 October :: 6.25pm




You Are Bart Simpson



Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."



Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.



You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet



Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"

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mbenznut

:: 2006 4 October :: 3.47pm




You Are Barney



You could have been an intellectual leader...



Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer



You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps



Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."

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coot1120

:: 2006 3 October :: 7.06pm
:: Mood: bored
:: Music: Chasing cars-snow patrol

"I'm starvin... let's get some fuckin french toast!"






WE ARE SO GETTING FUCKING FRENCH TOAST IN FUCKING NEW YORK!!!

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Angel_Bob

:: 2006 3 October :: 5.39pm

To people who would like to go to the Ok Go concert on Saturday:

I could not find a time for the concert but it is apparently before the football game. (If anyone knows further details, please tell me.)

If you would like to go, respond to this entry and/or call me.

We'll figure out transportation once I know for sure who's coming. I planned on making it a day trip, leaving early on Saturday, picking up Katie at Western and hanging out in Ann Arbor once we got there (because I love Ann Arbor and I want Katie to come).

I love you all.

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mbenznut

:: 2006 2 October :: 8.10pm

Six months has been revised to 10 days…

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brutisimo

:: 2006 30 September :: 2.54am

I was the DD tongiht for the locust St. brigade, or what is left of us...anyway, we went bar hopping and it was fun. we went to 4 different bars and then at the last one i saw a cool girl from one of my classes, so i went over to talk to her and we clicked. I think i made a new friend. I have been feeling like a failure in that dept lately, so that was a really good thing.

Rya didnt come today like he was supposed to. i gave him an out though, i said i didnt feel well, which was true i guess, but i still wanted him to come. he is coming tomarrow instead. he had all these excuses, but the gist of it was that there were a whole lot of things hat were a whole lot more important than me.

tomarrow is the 3 libras party.iwas supposed to be the 3rd libra, but i wont be able o drink much tomarrow because of the extreme morning i will be greeting on sunday. It is just a really good thing i went wth them tonight, I have been reglecting camp locust lately.

I should sleep now, i dont know when Ryan is coming tomarrow, and he could try to be here early. I dont do early though...

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brutisimo

:: 2006 29 September :: 10.13am

Last weekend was abot family, this week was about One Tree Hill, and this weekend will be about friends. I like that. OK, so yesterday Kate came over and we talked for over an hour. It was weird because even after everything that has happened over the past year or two, i can still see the person i was great frends with. So anyway, i got my key back, but not my other stuff. the only thing i really wanted was my remote anyway...damn the man.

I was in the UCC yesterday and had immense writers block for my poemthis week. I was gonna do it early, but then i realized i always write about the weekend before, so i guess i have to wait until after the weekend to write it.

I am really excited that Ryan and Jen are coming this weekend, but i wish they would freakin call me back.

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Angel_Bob

:: 2006 28 September :: 10.15am

My French professor joked with us the other day and he was so proud that he had made us all laugh.

A student asked how long our compositions needed to be (the last one was, at maximum, a page). He replied with a straight face saying it needed to be no more than 5 or 6 pages. We all made that stunned "wha?!" noise before laughing as he smiled.

It was hilarious. He's so French it's awesome.

I love college.

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mbenznut

:: 2006 27 September :: 10.24pm

I share my birthday with Google, although I am 16 years older.

Birthday presents:

iPod video black 30 gb
MB club renewal
Porsche book
Rent (dvd)
$25

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mbenznut

:: 2006 26 September :: 9.50pm

They think it’s liver cancer. It might have started in the pancreas. She should have six months to live. Think? Might? Should? Maybe it’s just me, but if I wanted a guess why not visit the bum on the corner? I’m sure the largest hospital in the state is capable for testing for cancer, how dumb are these people? Are biopsies fantasy things on TV shows? What if it’s something else that’s easily treated?

Oh well, she’s old and it is to be expected. It’s just frustrating to have doctors that put so little effort into their job. After all those years of schooling you’d think that they’d have some confidence or intelligence.

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angel_bob

:: 2006 26 September :: 10.12pm

My sister just informed me that Ok Go is having a free concert in Ann Arbor on October 7. That is a Saturday and also the same day as Rockford's homecoming dance (ha ha on my sister).

I was thinking of going if people want to come along. It's Ok Go and it's FREE.

It's also a two and a half hour drive so this decision is liable to change. Unless I end up not driving, then I'm all for it.

(BTW, I liked them before they sold out and were famously awesome. Gotta keep up my indie cred.)

I love you.

P.S. I just realized that is also Red Flannel weekend. Decisions, decisions.

P.P.S. Emily and I will both turn 20 in France. I expect cards and packages.

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angel_bob

:: 2006 26 September :: 9.57pm

JESSA!
Remember when we were talking about Halloween costumes for Clementine?

Well have I got some costumes for you!

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I love you.

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brutisimo

:: 2006 26 September :: 12.44am

last night was amazing thanks to my my good friend ricci, a piano man that appeases drunk people and a heavy dose of random encounters. I had a very happy birthday.

unrequited:
1. not returned or reciprocated: unrequited love.
2. not avenged or retaliated: an unrequited wrong.
3. not repaid or satisfied.


i dont like that at all.

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coot1120

:: 2006 25 September :: 6.20pm

I just went costume shopping....it's going to be a really fun Halloween and we are ALL going slutty!



NY really soon :)

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