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2006 2 October :: 11.53 pm
so just me and the captain tonight...
we got together and asked ourselves a question...
how long is 85 years?
is that a good long time to live?
other assorted questions ensued...
P.S. I have a devastating fear of mediocrity...
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2006 2 October :: 9.36 am
I hate john mayer...
I try to break up with him but he always smooth talks me back to him..
I love john mayer...
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2006 22 September :: 9.14 am
So I did the annual read through all of woohu thing... yeah whatever...
I was talking with a friend of mine named Patrick the other day about a mutual friend named Dilshod. He had this wierd change over the summer from kind of a geeky chemical engineer to an abrasive seth green-esque wegro. We decided that the reason he acts like he does ( he's got this urban ukrainian thing is going on, thinks he's a girl magnet because he has an accent, claims he's a model, etc... ) is because somewhere during the summer he found out that as a human being he has the potential to be cool...
Which he does, he's a really fun guy, he's always ready to go do anything. But it's become annoying to an extent that it makes me depressed watching him. That sounds really awful and conceded but it's like watching a train wreck when he talks to women.
Plus he's always trying to pick up the drunk sleezy ones...
During this duscussion I said out loud to patrick, " god knows I never went through that phase"... which ofcourse is completely untrue. Being that I didn't remember it, I decided to check the only chronologue of my life that is semi in depth, and that is woohu. So I checked it, and low and behold, I was annoying and abrasive for looks too. fuck me man.
Thank you andy, for making all those forgettable moments stick in our heads and slowly eat us away...
and for stealing all my friends...
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2006 20 September :: 7.23 pm
the good old days
Pick a BAND and answer with LYRICS
Band :: The Strokes
Are you male or female :: was an honest man
Describe yourself :: is this it?
How do some people feel about you :: he wants it easy, he wants to relax, he says I can do other things but I can't do that, 2 steps forward and 3 steps back...
How do you feel about yourself :: I can't think cuz I'm just way too tired..
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend :: the room is on fire, and she's fixing her hair/ watch her as she wipes her eyes, you don't make me sorry, now I know, that you never listened listened
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend :: Meet me in the bathroom
Describe where you want to be :: so you think things move pretty fast out here, well just wait my friend, till you look out there...
Describe what you want to be :: I want to be forgotten, and I don't want to be reminded
Describe how you live :: Friday nights have been lonely, we can go and get 40s , fuck the way to the party
Describe how you love :: Can't you see I'm tryin? I dont even like it, I just lied to get to your apartment, now I'm stayin there just for awhile
Share a few words of wisdom :: THe end has no end
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2006 12 September :: 6.42 pm
I think Kid A just about sums it up
edit: I mean the whole thing
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2006 31 August :: 4.57 pm
ooohhh kevin... you got sum splainin to do!
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2006 14 July :: 2.47 am
You got to press it on you
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2006 6 June :: 7.36 am
so.... going to be bored today. We went to osaka and hiroshima, good stuff. I've been trying to avoid the obvious tourist things... but to no avail, no matter what i do here I'm always going to look like a tourist. Osaka is fucking huge city, which is apparently now notable for what matt calls "osaka style". Everyone dresses like some bizarre model and has a walk. I'll get a picture of it. Also, theres these groups of guys that hassle girls on the street, and they all look like punk chique(SP) sort of speak. You would only see people like that in new york on acid or in hell... but I guess osaka harbors them. My brother forgot to bring his charger for the camera phone thing so I have lots of pictures of hiroshima but none of osaka. Speaking of which, Ironically enough there was a HUGE festival in hiroshima when we were there, just out of random chance. It was nutts. They like hott dogs on a stick alot. I saw where the a-bomb hit and what not, that's a once in a lifetime deal, phil would have appreciated that. Speaking of which, I apologize phil... I get mixed up alot, especially lately being that I couldn't drive.
I got addison and chris gifts... and oh boy, chris, you're going to love yours. so that leaves alot of people. Oh well, big trip to Tokyo tomorrow with just me :(. I don't know what I'm going to do with myself. I want to hit some clubs. In your opinion, is it wierd for me as an american, to just go to a club by myself? take note that just because I'm american it doesn't make me a demi god to japanese women, just gives me a slight advantage. Here= ugly dudes with HOT girl friends = me having a slight chance - the ability to speak japanese = damnit
P.S. I got naked with my brother... if you are following then good, if not, don't think about it too hard
P.S.S. Sorry phil
P.S.S.S. Amanda, almost got you a kimono, and if you want boy problems, I can help you baby ;)....
alright, now that I've just creeped everyone out, I'll just be on my way....
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2006 2 June :: 4.20 pm
So , I'm alive. For all those who think Japan is fucking crazy... you're right. What's the first thing I see? Fucking beer in a vending machine... what did I see an hour later? Porn in a vending machine... Those two things make me want to become a Japanophile. So I really wasn't supposed to leave until today, but , well, let me explain. My flight was the same number and time as the one the day before it. Which makes sense. However... to my luck, being that I drove to detroit to get on a plane, the flight was delayed. This is good, because I would have been sent all the way back home, but the clerk just assumed that I was supposed to be leaving on that one because it was delayed. I now realize how funny this is because he couldn't find my reservation for the plane with my last name... now I know why... So, point being that he changed me to fly to L.A. (which is an annoying airport btw) , then to osaka. The total in air time was about 17 hours, but the flight was nice. I drank wine, ate sushi ( really bad sushi and wine) , watched king kong 4 times and some korean movie about a girl ina guys apartment and dancing, it was great. Landed in osaka at about 5:45 P.M. ( 4:45 A.M for you bitches), and went to get my train ticket. That left around 6:50, then after an hour on that train I had to get off and on another one for 9. So in the end, I traveled for about 27 hours... but now I'm here and it was totally worth it. Everyone is really polite. Osaka is fucking huge, I can only imagine what tokyo is going to be like. Also... I find Japanese girls to be more attractive in their own context, if that makes any sense... Going out tonight, going to be a blast... Gotta go those, catch you handsome gents later...
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2006 31 May :: 2.30 am
Well... off with me then.
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2006 22 May :: 2.13 pm
I go to sleep for 9 hours and the whole place gos to hell... wtf?
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2006 20 May :: 3.10 pm
I shouldn't do that.... really.... It only pisses people off. But I have to compensate the loneliness with some sort of attention, I mean, I can't just deal with it on my own...
sad I'm going to miss half of your open houses, So I apologize ahead of time.
Japan in 11 days!!
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2006 3 May :: 1.01 pm
alright... one more....
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