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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 24 June :: 12.19pm

*makes loud annoying buzzing sound*

i am bored, and my tummy hurts.

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 23 June :: 10.38pm

my new favorite program: Sex in the City

Carrie: i am writing an article about women having sex like men. A one time thing with no emotion.

Man in Cab: You've obiously never been in love.

Carrie: Have you?

Man: Oh yes.


i would have replied too many times to count, and it is easier to ignore the feeling.

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 23 June :: 5.25pm









Aries - Your Love Profile


Your positive traits:



You're quite the charmer. You've got the wit and attitude to attract almost anyone you meet.

Out spoken and honest, any date knows how they stand with you.

Fearless, independent, and willing to try anything twice - your dates should expect the unexpected.



Your negative traits:



You tend to be vain, and you expect your partner to feed that vanity often with complements.

Hot tempered and impulsive, you've occasionally ended things ... only to reget it later.

You're obsessed with being the best, most loved girlfriend or boyfriend your sweetie's ever had



Your ideal partner:



A risk taking, free spirit like yourself - who can keep up with your latest wild child antics

Someone stylish, attractive, and fit... who can keep you attracted for months

Is hard to get - and lets you pursue things. You prefer to be the chaser, not the one being chased.



Your dating style:



Wild, unpredictable, fun, and daring. Your ideal date may involve a couple motorcycles or naked skydiving.



Your seduction style:



Honest and direct - you have no need for romance or much foreplay.

Show off. You like to show your lover how you're the best ever.

Ambitious. You often like to go all night - or aim for multiple orgasms.



Tips for the future:



Start to believe in second and third chances. You don't have to dump them so fast.

Savor the process. Sometimes the best part of falling in love is taking things in slow motion.

Let go of comparisons. If someone's with you, then you've already one. Stop worrying about exes.



Best place to meet someone online:



Match.com - honest and straightforward profiles, just how you like them!



Best color to attract mate: Red



Best day for a date: Tuesday



Get your free love profile at Blogthings.

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 23 June :: 4.44pm

i really like this quote:


Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it
flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, "Life in Hell"

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 23 June :: 4.33pm
:: Mood: flirty
:: Music: The birds-- Turn turn turn

Yummm
butter pecan turtle ice cream is tasty

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 23 June :: 4.20pm

i think that next fall i am going to go blonde with bright pink highlights. just for fun.

but maybe i will just go blonde with dark undertones. hmm. idk but i want to go blonde.

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 23 June :: 3.59pm

Perhaps this explains alot about me caring...

sexual healer



You Are A Sexual Healer!


Instead of bringing lovers to their knees with your use of feminine wiles, you simply use your mere presence.



Sexual healers treat bodies as temples - and not merely somewhere to place their bounty upon again and again.



As one of the select few, you are praised for your diligence.

You are not as flashy as other lovers out there.



Those who find you in their bed are very lucky indeed and are in for a treat of never-ending pleasure.

Healing every bit of your lovers both physically and spiritually.

No one will ever leave your bed without a sense of peace and relaxation. If they leave it at all!



What Sexy Woman Are You?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 23 June :: 1.51am
:: Mood: lethargic
:: Music: Bright Eyes-- Lover i don't have to love

well today went better than before, except for me not being able to stop laughing and everyone calling and interupting things. Oh well, shit happens.

anyways i just got home from work and i realized that i really like kyle and steve from work.
Kyle is cool because he doesn't say much unless everyone else is shitting around and he is always getting his work done. So i like him more in a plutonic way by he definitly fits in the skinny white boy category.
Steve is totally different. He is so adorable and really nice but cocky at the same time. he was funny today, and i can't wait until i work with him this weekend because he always laughs at how jumpy i am. lol

Other than that gunny rolled through drive-through at like midnightish, and matt came by and we were throwing is chunks at his car and him. I let jeff drive the truck and now him and trever both want to buy it, and jeff kept wanting me to help him get off. i don't think so. not with my co-workers-- sorry.

but yeah that was the day i guess except now i don;t have any bedding and i am tired. damn.

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 22 June :: 10.02am

What my mother wants me to do today
So my mother decided that instead of me having a life this summer, that on the days i have off i have to clean the house.
Now mind you this is to ensure that i don't go to my friends houses and that if i don't do one thing or leave before i have spent 3 waking hours at the house i am grounded for a week.

Today she wants me to do the following:
1. Clean Kitchen
- wash, dry, put away all dishes
- do not put wood items in dish washer

2. laundry
a. fold and put away whites
b. dry fold and put away towels from washer
c. wash dry and put away at least one more load of laundry

3. Clean downstairs bathroom

*Please call when you have completed these tasks*
PS. Clean the litter box
PPS Eat the strawberries in the refridgerator or i will have to throw them out.
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Now it could just be me but this is horse shit because when she gets home she doesn't do fucking shit and then i get yelled at for what i haven't done, or for having a life.

Hmm, and you may think oh well she shouldn't bitch because they are her parents and they provide for her--- but they don't. I buy my own food, clothing and gas. Not to mention that i have to pay insurance on a car that is undriveable until i buy one of my own. Makes sense doesn't it?

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 22 June :: 12.53am

it's fuck and run
fuck and run
even when i was 17

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 21 June :: 11.40pm

looking at my xanga i realise that it is filled with everything i can't or won't say here.

hmm, how interesting

oh and everyone needs to come see crystal and i mud wrestle on July 9 and 10. Tickets are $1 a peice and the events will be held at crystal's house.

for more information, call me or post a comment.

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 21 June :: 4.11pm
:: Mood: cold
:: Music: MSI-- Bring the Pain

The blood gushes,
spilling to the floor
You are sure that you will feel
the red hot searing in your arm anymoment
but as things dim you are reminded
of how many pain killers you downed with that last fifth of vodka

As things brighten,
you try to scream
but the extacy of blood loss has consumed you
and now you lay there smiling

Now you see yourself-lifeless-
and it is so enlightening because you just remembered why it all happened
and never understood how you never loved at all

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 21 June :: 12.26pm

wow.
kevin is a strange one...

anyways, i met a load of my cousins yesterday at my dad's uncles funeral.

hmmm... yeah, they were cool. my youngest first cousin from those people is 33. and then my 2nd cousins are all like 14 and younger. but i am going to invite them to graduation and stuff, so you kids might get to meet them.

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 19 June :: 9.07pm
:: Mood: annoyed
:: Music: MSI--Tight

just for a mere show of hands:

who would care if i wasn't at school next year?

on another note i got in a car accident today, pulling out of kayles driveway. and i learned that my dad cares more about his business and cars than he ever has about me. i wish i would have been killed today.

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joslyn_julia

:: 2004 19 June :: 1.30am

random lyrics that mean something to me toward someone
tell me what you want me to be
what you want me to be
what you want me to be
i could be the one turned on
all you niggazz in the back come and jack me off
yes yo
i could be the one that you want
that you want
i could be the one that you want
so what the fuck y'all
get down
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You said that your worl was ending today
but i wasn't invited to it anyway
you siad i tasted famous so i drew you a heart
but,no, i'm not an artist
i'm a fucking peice of art
i got an F and a C and i got a K too
and the only thing i'm missing is a bitch like you

you wanted perfect
you got perfect
well i'm too perfect for some one like you

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