oh-my-god. all of this is so true =P god...maryland...what a lovely shithole! it's a love-hate thing; i hate it and it sucks, but i looooove maryland...:D

You Know You're From Maryland When...

You know more than 10 people who own boats and they all park them at the same marina in Annapolis You can pronounce and spell "Pocomoke," "Mattaponi," "Accokeek," and "Havre de Grace" You prononce "Bowie" BOO-ie not BOW-ie or BAUW-ie 1 hour is an easy commute to work You have more than three recipies for crabcakes French fries just don't taste right without Old Bay There are more than two crab places in your town Even your high school cafeteria made good crabcakes You got your first lacrosse stick before you were six years old You call all turtles "terrapins" You refer to your state as "Merlind" Your mother shops at Hecht's You still call Six Flags America "Adventure World", or even "Wild World" You still remember the Wild World commercial (Wild World's the cure for the summertime blues!) You can tell the difference between the smells of septic and marsh. You not only know how to eat hard crabs but you also know how to catch them, cook them and tell the males from the females. You don't think that Assawoman Bay is a strange name for a body of water. You know perfectly well why Rehoboth is called "Little San Francisco" M R Ducks makes perfect sense. So does C M Wangs. You think Salisbury is a big city. You think of dumplings as wet slippery squares of boiled dough. You and your boss take off of work when the fish are running or the ducks are flying in. You've eaten muskrat at a church dinner but think it's better the way you fix it. You think of "Dairy Queen" as a pageant title and not a place to get an ice cream. "Formal wear" is a ball cap, a flannel shirt and Timberlands. You still root for the Orioles even when they suck. You'll never understand why tourists come to DC. When in Florida, you can only laugh when you see signs saying "Real Maryland Blue Crab Cakes!" You color with "Crowns", take a "Share" with "Wooter" and think the president lives in "Warshenton." You know the difference between Glen Burnie ghetto and Catonsville ghetto. Your whole family lives within a 200 mile radius of your town. Dale Earnhardt's accident was a close personal loss to your father. At least one man in your family is a waterman. You plan for "The Festival" a year in advance. During the summer, you spend more time in Ocean City than at home. Margret Heater, Hedspace, Jepetto, Outside Joke and Mary Prankster are people you think are "Famous." Your radio dial is stuck on 99.1. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Maryland.

who remembers this song?!?!?!?!?!? from like -- 1997?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?



i was driving on the way back home and heard it on a commercial for dc 101 in the car...and spazzed...because this was like, my first song ever that i liked. i just remember...i sang it...CONSTANTLY. i had the cd with me...EVERYWHERE i went...god. obsessions. now look how lame it is...haha. anyways; comments on the layout? it's only temporary, like, a week. until i get some MORE COMMENTS ON WHAT I SHOULD DO. *hint hint* 4 entries below.



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omg. omg. OMG. i am SOOOOOOOOO sad right now. i'm going to just lock myself in a closet. and cry. and cry and cry and CRY. for-freaking-EVER.




umm. my dad just called me. and he told me that when he was in atlantic city, green day posters/flyers were everywhere and when he was at the boxing match, the announcer mentioned about how green day would be going there soon, and that "tickets are on sale now!" ...well, my dad tried to get tickets 2 days later...and...SOLD OUT. so he said he's been online, back-to-back websites looking for a pair of tickets so i can go with tiff ((she's so cool...lol...she LOVES green day. she always tells me stories about how she'd be driving in her car when she was 16 and how she'd pop in a cassette and start screaming the lyrics to their album 'dookie'...and how her and her friends always went to concerts when they first started screaming how they were going to marry billie joe, LOL!!!!! =P))...anyways, we might try the pittsburgh or virginia concert; i knew about the nj one but didn't think that anyone would take me there. but then again, i guess that pittsburgh and the venue in va are just as long of a ride. i have to say...i'm REALLY sad but i'm just as happy that my dad cares about me so much that he tried. :) i love my family...lol.




and i am STILL trying to get tickets to the philly concert. wtf happened to the philly show? when dates were first released in like december-january, i clearly saw philly and planned on going. and now...no philly, at all? wtf. wtf. WTF.


comment if you have a pair of tickets to any of these shows ((pittsburgh, norfolk, or atlantic city...i am ESPECIALLY looking for tickets to the atlantic city show and the taj mahal arena [i hope i got that right, lol...oh well, it's definately in atlantic city...]...anyways...))...i will GLADLY buy them from you. no lie.



i must go recover now...:(