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| KTHPKC (profile) wrote, on 9-3-2003 at 4:00pm | |
| Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elizabeth Swann: That's it, then? That's the secret? The grand adventure? You spent three days lying on the beach drinking rum. Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Will Turner: You cheated! Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles and made a raft. Will Turner: He roped himself a couple of sea turtles. Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles. Will Turner: What did he use for rope? Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair. [pause] Jack Sparrow: From my back. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: Move away! Will Turner: No! Jack Sparrow: Please move?! Will Turner: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape! Jack Sparrow: This shot was not meant for you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: [to Governor Weatherby Swann] We've reached a special place... Spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elizabeth Swann: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal. Barbossa: There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want? Elizabeth Swann: I want you to leave and never come back. Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: What's your name? Will Turner: Will Turner. Jack Sparrow: That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name, no doubt named for your father, eh? Will Turner: Yes. Jack Sparrow: Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord? [puts out his hand] Will Turner: Agreed. [they shake hands] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] ] Put it away, son. Its not worth you getting beat again. Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you. Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elizabeth Swann: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean! Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barbossa: We are cursed men, Miss Turner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [talking to the pirates while he's in jail] Jack Sparrow: Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. [pirate grabs Jack's throat to reveal a skeleton arm] Jack Sparrow: So, there is a curse? That's interesting. Pirate: You know nothing of hell. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Norrington: I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Elizabeth is being laced into a corset] Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming? Elizabeth Swann: It's difficult to say. Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London. Elizabeth Swann: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Will Turner: It's not your blood they were after. It was my father's blood. My blood...the blood of a pirate. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barbossa: How did you get off that island? Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pirate: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain! Elizabeth Swann: You like pain? [hits pirate in the head with a pole] Elizabeth Swann: Try wearing a corset. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barbossa: For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. [steps into moonlight becoming a skeleton] Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grapple: Say goodbye! [A sign swings down and hits Grapple through a shop window.] Will Turner: Goodbye. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these? Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day! Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elizabeth Swann: You're despicable! Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barbossa: Gents you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow, kill him. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Gibbs: It's bad luck to wake a man when he's sleeping! Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who does the waking buys a drink for the man who was sleeping, then the man who was sleeping drinks the drink while listening to a proposition from a man who did the waking. Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it! [Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs] Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake! Will Turner: That was for the smell. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, [looks at Jack's sword] Norrington: and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [after inspecting the crew] Jack Sparrow: Satisfied? Will Turner: Well you proved they're mad. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barbossa: The moonlight shows us for what we really are. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [to Elizabeth] Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?! [grabs her wrist] Jack Sparrow: Ah, where's dear William? Elizabeth Swann: Will! Will Turner: Elizabeth! Jack Sparrow: Monkey! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bo'sun: Every decision you've made has only brought us from bad to worse! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barbossa: Thank you, Jack. Jack Sparrow: You're welcome. Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor...I know it's difficult for you...but please, stay here, and try not to do anything...stupid. |
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hoshi-ko | MONKEY!, 09-03-03 5:39pm Elizabeth Swann: That's it, then? That's the secret? The grand adventure? You spent three days lying on the beach drinking rum.
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pamela | 09-05-03 3:09pm hopefully i'm gonna finally see that movie today
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