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| cutlip (profile) wrote, on 11-27-2003 at 1:29am | |
| Music: White Rabbit.x.Jefferson Airplane Subject: OhDearLORD. |
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| Laaalalalala. I am. SOTIRED. Of [5150]'s. So we get to an apartment. And this woman is laying down underneath a blanket. We think she's all right. But she's sleeping. Wewokeherup. She seemed dazedandconfused. "Who are you?" she asked. "My name is _____ _____," the psychiatrist says. "Are you clothed under there?" "No," the lady says, then giggles and stands up, throwing away her blanket. She's fat. Fuckingblubbermound. "I am BUTT-FUCKING NAKED." Holding back a laugh. Ohgod. I don't know whether to vomit or laugh my ass off. Three ladies in the room with me. I don't fucking know what to do. But then she says, "And I've got THIS in my CUNT." And pulls a full. Fucking. EARofcorn. Out of her vagina. THAT. IS FUCKING. DISGUSTING. I'm tense. I'm the only man in the room and the ladies seem to get her calmed down from there. But allthewhile she's walking around her apartment. Naked. Murmuring about "Hitler's little men in [her] walls". There was also a pack of cigarettes on the table. Nolighteranywhere. But suddenly she picks one up and is lighting it. With a lighter. The question is. What FOLD did she get it from!? YOUFATH0. I sometimes wish I could wash my eyeballs. Shudder. |
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crowebasalt | 11-28-03 8:44pm [deargod]
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cutlip | Re:, 11-29-03 5:04pm Other than frightening.. yes.
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