comment, 11-29-03 6:17pm

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"


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Mad Cows, 11-29-03 6:31pm

Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that''s going around?"
The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you''re a penguin, doesn''t it?"


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11-29-03 6:42pm

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.



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11-29-03 6:45pm

I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!



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11-29-03 6:51pm

http://www.justsaywow.com/

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11-29-03 9:27pm

you know wut? you real nice and let me brrow your homework everyday but live journals are GAY, why post you inner thought to the whole world...do you not have any real friends to talk to? im real sorry then, i might talk to you.. prolly not....hope all you live journal people realized your gay?!?!

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Re:, 11-29-03 10:28pm

Mike...shut up :P

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Re: Re:, 11-30-03 1:08pm

come on now, live journals are the coolest................if youre gay

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Re: Just how gay are they?, 11-30-03 5:31pm

Obviously they arent too gay fro you!! you took the time to come visit it, read it and post it, so hows gay are they??? I have a feeling you read them alot... lol

So a guy opens his front door and sees a snail on his front porch. He's picks up the snail and flings it across the yard.

Two years later he hears a knock at the door. He goes to answer it, and at his feet the snail says "Excuse me sir, but why did yu kick me???"

P. S. Would the one called mike please learn to type???


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Re:, 11-30-03 6:20pm

If people want to post their inner thoughts to the whole world.. let them and leave them alone about it..

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11-30-03 6:30pm

im sorry for all you gays that i offended...but im gay so im allowd to call you guys gay {accoridng to MR JOHNSON}...hope you cool journal people ahve an excellent week.

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12-01-03 3:45pm

betcha caint guesss who this be

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12-05-03 8:35pm

http://www.student.smsu.edu/j/jmw894s/Fun%20Things/mallfun.htm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! : P--go to the main home page too!

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12-05-03 9:04pm

IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING GET OFF THE SIDEWALK.

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