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| kelso263 (profile) wrote, on 12-29-2003 at 11:45am | |
| great, just great. today is going terribly. first...i wake up. yeah..and then i go to make a bagel right...so i get the bagels, and put one in the toaster thing. its in there for like five minutes right, and nothing happens. i look at the plug...lying on the counter. soo, i think, no big deal, i'll just...plug it in. 3 minutes later i go in the kitchen to get the cream cheese, you know, the creamy cream, the cheesy creamy cheese. the creamy cheesy cream. you know, so...i locate the little silver tub of Philidelphia Cream Cheese...reach my hand in the fridge (this is the suspensful part of my story, whats gonna happen next???) and grab the little tub of creamy cheesy cream, you know, the cheesy cream, the creamy white cheese, and its EMPTY!!!! then i smell a horrible smell...a smell that can mean only one thing. Burnt Bagel. I hate burnt bagels. So...in a desperate attempt to free the bagel from its thing confines of burning...i bend over the trash with a knife and bagel in my hand, and start scraping the burnt part of the bagel in the trash. then i drop the knife in the trash. i reach slowly in the empty trash can to see if anyone is looking...if anyone would call me a 'trash picker', and slowly wrap my fingers around the cold metal blade. i continue to srape it off until it looks farely good. So...there i am. A recently cleaned off bagel on a paper plate, standing in front of my counter with a 'might as well be' broken toaster. and no cream cheese. no cheesy cream...no creamy cheesy cream. the cheesy creamy cheese. NONE!!! the tub completely cleaned out. WHO WOULD PUT A COMPLETELY CLEANED OUT TUB OF CREAM CHEESE IN THE REFRIDGERATOR!!!???!!?!!??!?!????*shivers with disgust* I wouldn't..thats for sure. so i start thinking...its quarter to noon anyway, might as well have a sandwhich. so out of my cleaned off bagel i make the best sandwhich i have ever eaten!! cut up pickle...tomatoe, cheese, miracle whip, ham aannnnndd turkey (thats right, two meats!!) lettuce, mustard..and some arby's sauce i found in the butter tray. and you know what? it was good. DAMN GOOD!! just when i thought my day was turning around, driving out of the ditch...it did a complete u-turn and drove right back into that ditch!!! i go to take a shower...i go to get my pants and shirt and boxers right? so, i get my shirt that says trans am on it, and my boxers that have little snow men on them, and then...look desperately for pants. and find none! none...none at all. so, i have to throw a load of laundry in. big deal right? right. buuuut...i soon come to find we have NO SOAP!!! so i throw some dishsoap in the washer with a few pairs of pants and slam the lid down like i just don't care. and i didn't care. not at all.... so i sit down at the computer again. staring blankly at the empty screen. an orange messenger thing blinking at the bottom. and then i start to laugh. menacingly.... dun dun dunnnnnnn!!!!! (the end) |
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allyson | 12-29-03 2:51pm WHO PUTS THE TUB BACK IN THE FRIDGE WITHOUT STUFF IN IT???? |
Kate | 12-29-03 3:45pm hahah, I love you, Ronny-Johnny.
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