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christini (profile) wrote,
on 2-16-2004 at 5:38pm
in my endless procrastination, ive managed to come up with a list of 30 reasons as to why i hate mr epstein.

1. his eyes twitch
2. he doesn’t know anyones name
3. his fat ass always gets stuck in my face
4. he always asks me to turn off the air
5. he refers to me as “you”
6. when you ask him a question he answers it with a question
7. he tells us to study one thing and tests us on antoher
8. he never tells us we have to write a bibliography and then expects one
9. he always forgets to teach us stuff that he teaches other classes
10. “youre going to study hall!!”
11. takes points off tv work if you sleep.. even if youre done.
12. paces around the room like a freak
13. he makes all those stupid george bush jokes
14. tells nonstop stories about “when I worked in Washington DC”
15. always takes points off my work when I actually do it, and gives other people extra credit for b/s’ing
16. he only involves, 3 or 4 people in the class
17. says we cant chew gum when he does it all the time
18. he challenges everything you say
19. his obnoxious smile when he proves someone wrong
20. he’s totally unfair.
21. doesn’t understand the concept of equality
22. “oh.,. they couldn’t have cheated. So I’ll let them re-take the test they already took.. after I go over all of the answers”
23. “this is a college class.”
24. he’s useless
25. the tests are 100% book based but yet he finds it necessary to lecture on and on on everything NOT on the test
26. tests aren’t at all concept based, but rather on specific little details. I.e.- Blacks are, a, democratic, b, more democratic, c, less democratic, d, overwhelmingly democratic, or, e, none of the above
27. he doesn’t even know how to grade tests right
28. he reminds me of mr erdman in every way possible
29. he offers extra credit to answer questions that only zac would know.
30. “take my notes.. you’ll need them for the AP test” . yeah, my ass.

and i am sure there are many more. many, many more.
happy studying.
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spinoangel

02-16-04 6:01pm

lol.

i

love

you.

<3

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lizzy

02-16-04 7:08pm

very.impressive.

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Anonymous

02-16-04 8:07pm

These are all so true i don't even no why he bothers to stand it front of the room he should just sit and talk to the kids who actually care(oh wait he already does)!! lol


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Anonymous

02-16-04 8:08pm

These are all so true i don't even no why he bothers to stand it front of the room he should just sit and talk to the kids who actually care(oh wait he already does)!! lol


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sameen

02-16-04 9:20pm

amen!

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nettyness

02-18-04 4:26pm

amazing.

what everyone has spent the whole year thinking, you compiled into a short, sweet, beautiful list.

bravo.

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