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| plainmornings (profile) wrote, on 1-1-2003 at 1:25pm | |
| u know your in band too long when: ~You hear music and mark the time ~You walk in step with the person in front of you ~You don't mind changing on the bus ~All the guys/girls in which you are interested are in the band ~You like your uniform ~You've had a trombone-ectomy ~You consider your drill book a necessary fashion accessory ~You practice your instrument more than you talk to your dog ~You consider getting mauled by a drum a part of normal life ~An armed guard means a girl with a pole, not a guy with a gun ~When alone, you suffocate -- no one tells you to breathe ~You name your instrument ~You know your instrument's birthday but forget your mom's ~You can make brown shoes look white ~Your uniform fits ~You see your section more than you see your family ~You think evening practice should last half an hour longer ~You accidentally call your director Dad/Mom ~You CAN sight read ~You can put on your uniform in under 10 minutes ~Your reed tastes yummy ~You think your plume is alive ~Marking tie is your favorite form of exercise ~You have neck strap harness tan lines (right drummers?) ~Numbers past eight aren't important anymore ~Letters past G aren't important anymore ~When you roll step through the cafeteria, you don't spill your lunch ~When everyone in the band fights like family ~When you practice so long the color guard is together ~You know not only your part, but everyone else's as well ~You eat lunch in the band room ~You possess two instruments: ~a good one for concert and a junky one for marching band ~You can't go to movies on the weekend with friends ~You don't see your parents on the weekend ~Your free time is spent doing homework ~Drummers actually seem to make sense ~Your furniture is dented because of you banging drumsticks on it ~The ego of the trumpet section seems normal ~You got all the jokes on this list. |
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orion_X | 01-01-03 6:07pm man. i cant remember the last time i agreed with every single thing on a little survey what-not thing. all except the one about my reed tasting good.
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ORFwasHERE | Re:, 01-01-03 6:12pm my reed never had a distinct taste, but it sure had a smell. left it on there for over 4 months. im more of a loser |
plainmornings | Re: Re:, 01-01-03 7:09pm haha true that! my bassoon reeds are DISGUSTING! you should take a look... actually i let mobley break that one after the xmas concert. My reeds are sooo expensive that I use em 4 as long as i possibly can regardless of green fuzzy stuff... scrape it off & its all good lol My tbones got green stuff growing on the inside too but i bathe Lolita periodically :0P <- yes, my big bone is Lolita haha
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thoughtssurreal | 01-01-03 7:13pm what if you got all the jokes on the list but you are not in band? does that make you a bando wannabe? |
bdonkadonk | 01-01-03 10:06pm oy veigh....tru that |
sugarmouse0587 | 01-02-03 7:00pm My clarinet's name is Estelle. |
STOPSTARINGATMYPENUSOKTHNXBYBY | 01-02-03 7:06pm "~You practice your instrument more than you talk to your dog"
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