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cowboy67 (profile) wrote,
on 3-28-2004 at 1:18am
Subject: hey, you said you'd love to die some
okay, know what? you all are nuts!! this atkins diet business has gone past being out of control - it's officially full-out insanity! i saw a commercial for arby's, and they are now serving meat with lettuce and tomatoes as a meal. just that. no bread. what?! have you all gone mad?? arby's is famous for its sandwiches!! no bread = no sandwich! what the hell is going on here??

FADS! TRENDS! STUPID!

HERE'S AN IDEA:
eat a variety of foods in moderation, and move around a little bit! presto!

oh, but wait, i'm so very silly! doing that would take effort and patience! this is AMERICA after all, and everything must happen in the INSTANT snap of a finger, with NO WORK done on our part whatsoever. give us the quickest, easiest, most ready-to-throw-away product to turn ourselves into plastic smiley anorexic-sexy rich motherfuckers. that is the exact key to self-fulfillment, self-actualization, and true happiness.

all praise the mighty bullshit of this world.
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buttercup954

03-28-04 2:31pm

i'm hoping for my sanity's sake that this will peak soon. i'm sick of anything "lo-carb", stating that it only has "1 point", etc. any restaurant you got to now has "options". hey, whatever happened to not eating crappy food and exercising onece and a while?
i would suggest people use their brains, but they obviously don't have any.

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WhitePony

03-28-04 4:08pm

I was beginning to think the same thing. Now the word "carb" has this deadly, evil connotation to it. Carbohydrates used to be the healthy energy we needed. "Eat a bowl of pasta before playing a soccer match because it gives you energy." The problem is that people eat lots and lots of pastas and breads and whatnot then sit on their asses and watch the Tuesday night line up.

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metalhead

A poem for you..., 04-10-04 3:33am

Mannequin Misery

Mirror check.
Damn, she looks unique again.
Glitter, gloss
Shimmer, shadow.
Ah, another android off the assembly line.
It's just wonderful knowing she's a
Mindless statistic,
Great knowing that she is the stereotype
Of the pop-culture masses.
Her top-40 hits CDs look great
Next to her posters of
Womanizing ex-druggie hunks
And just-add-water instant
"Musicians".
Mirror check
Beauty magazine style
Perfect for popularity prostitution.
So perfect
She could scream.



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cowboy67

Re: A poem for you..., 04-14-04 2:17pm

thank you. high five to a fellow pumpkins fan.

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badkitty

04-14-04 2:10pm

check this out

www.illwillpress.com

click on "Fat-kins Diet"

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cowboy67

Re:, 04-14-04 2:16pm

hahaha thanks! his voice is probably the best part.

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badkitty

Re: Re:, 04-14-04 2:22pm

i know, there are a bunch of great ones on there....there's just something about a psychotic squirrel with a high pitched voice


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