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| shiznit05 (profile) wrote, on 1-18-2003 at 10:01pm | |
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| Ok…this all started with a dream….. Once upon a time…there were two people we’ll call them Unknown. They fell in love and had four wonderful…err…wonderfully weird children. The children’s names were Megan, Britt, Stevie, and Herringshaw. One day Megan and Herringshaw were out in the sand box and one thing led to another and they fell in love. Soon after they had an illegitimate child named Jackie. Stevie fell in love and married a young man named Stram. They were happy with each other until Stram got bored and started an affair with Megan. Nothing really came out of that but it’s worth mentioning. Jackie fell in love with pizza boy #1 who in fact was REALLY h-o-t-t- hott (props to Ian)!! Back to the four children the second oldest of them, Britt, married Metcalf, an ex-pro wrestler who is now the town drunk because his child is crazy. The marriage is ok..but anyway they had a child. Sara. Sara is in love with Herringshaw, her uncle, who is Megan’s lover and also having an affair with Erin the Evil. Back to Stevie, she fell in love with pizza boy #2, pizza boy #1’s twin, their names are Fook Yu and Fook Me. That’s lovely. Sara became known as the town whore and dumped Herringshaw to date Dilbert the cat…yea you heard me cat…anyway that didn’t last long because she learned she was allergic to him so then she moved on to Ian’s ASS but that was short lived because first of all its an ASS, second of all. It belonged to IAN, and lastly because Dan already made claim to it. Stram fell in love with Fook Yu…but then it turned out to be Fook Me…damn identical twins…always mixing poor Stram up…Britt got sick of the town drunk and started seeing the town psycho Doug….but that was just wrong because he had a stalker named nomatter62….Britt quickly got sick of that because she thought that nomatter62 was a MAN dun dun dun!!!!! Doug is in fact in love with Sara, Britt’s child and the town whore..Megan thinks he is in love with her, but hello??? Not everything revolves around Megan…she’s such a drama queen. In the meantime a six-some is evolving between Fook Yu AND Me, Stram, Megan, Stevie and Jackie. Yea aren’t we a lovely family…I blame the damn pizza guys!! ~Britt |
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sushininja | 01-18-03 10:39pm Fuck yo, what zee fuck is this...dammit woman, how many drinks you had tonight woman? You are messed up...dammit yo...fuck shit dammit dammit dammit...fuck man...fuck it all... |
crazyweaver05 | 01-19-03 12:40am haha...fun stuff without guys, guys would have made the whole thing more badder...well, then again........
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| Anonymous | hmm, 01-20-03 10:46pm thanks darling, I love you too... |