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sparkythefool (profile) wrote,
on 6-13-2004 at 3:28pm
Dear Everyone With A Journal,

No one really cares what you did every single day. It doesn't matter to us what time you woke up, or what you ate for lunch, or why you really exist. Do everyone a favor and please stop updating. You're polluting the journal community. Sure, maybe every now and then (say, once a month) it is okay to tell everyone the summary of your day, but please only do so if your day was remotely interesting! I have no desire to know every single detail of your pathetic, insipid life. So, for the sake of mankind, refrain from doing this. Thank you.

Love,
Nancy.
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Anonymous

06-13-04 10:57pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Nancy, this is why I love you.

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Anonymous

Uhhh... I'm Kelly but it doesn't have a place where you can put that., 06-15-04 2:27am

THANK YOU, NANCY! See, I am a nerd and love to read about people's lives. But not when they talk about how their aunt moved to Virginia or whatever. Jeez. Thank you.
-Kelly Van Amberg

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sparkythefool

Re: Uhhh... I'm Kelly but it doesn't have a place where you can put that., 06-16-04 2:25am

I like to read about people's lives too, but unless it's noteworthy, please do not waste my time (along with everyone else's) with it. I know this one girl whose entries are basically:

monday: i didnt do anythin 2day
tuesday: i woek up earli 2day and went 2 skool an thats it
wednesday: see above

AND THAT'S LIKE HER ENTIRE JOURNAL. AHHHH.

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Anonymous

06-16-04 1:44am

Dear Nancy,

We should hang out next week.

Love,
Flannery.

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sparkythefool

Re:, 06-16-04 2:23am

Dear Flannery,

I will now proceed to steal a line from this website:

"HARRY: The word I am trying to think of here is OH GOD YES PLEASE NOW."

Love,
Nancy.

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Anonymous

Re: Re:, 06-16-04 2:24am

You rock me way too hard.

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