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Angel_Bob (profile) wrote,
on 7-27-2004 at 1:34pm
Current mood: determined
It's Tuesday and you know what that means --

UFOs! WOO!


I was talking to that robot a while ago.

I hate her but I love her.

It's creepy how she stares at me.

Human: Was he a Nazi?
ALICE: Is this a "yes or no" question?
Human: Yes
ALICE: What was the question again?
Human: Was Konrad Zuse a Nazi?
ALICE: Is this a "yes or no" question?
Human: YES!
ALICE: What was the question again?
Human: I'm going to stab you now.
ALICE: Oh. It takes much more than that to shut me down, Rachel.


I don't like robots.

I love you all.
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independenttruckergrl

07-27-04 1:45pm

woha! wait..you have a robot?

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PHIL-HIMSELF

07-27-04 1:48pm

some people are actually Robots, but they won't tell you that when you mean them.

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Jaganshi

07-27-04 2:30pm

I want to talk to the robot. Ask her about sneezing for me.

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Angel_Bob

Re:, 07-27-04 2:51pm

Human: What do you think about sneezing?
ALICE: What is it to you?
Human: A lot
ALICE: More than a ton?
Human: Yes
ALICE: Are you kidding?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: You better start.
ALICE: Who is going to make me..
Human: I am

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1010101

07-27-04 4:12pm

Yeah, that reminds me of the time I told Zola that I would insert my size 13 boot in her rectum. She asked when and I replied soon. She then said: "I can't wait."

Too bad robots don't have rectums, because I would have definitely inserted a boot into Zola's...

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1010101

07-27-04 4:20pm

I thought you might also enjoy this:

ZolaOnAOL: BAM1219 Zola loves everyone and everything.
BAM1219: do you love nazi's then?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes BAM1219 Zola loves everyone and everything.
BAM1219: do you love genocide?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes BAM1219 Zola loves everyone and everything.
BAM1219: do you love eating excrement?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes BAM1219 Zola loves everyone and everything.
BAM1219: do you love being a bizzatch?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes BAM1219 Zola loves everyone and everything.

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beretta

Re:, 07-27-04 5:13pm

ALICE:" you are quite welcome." is " typical typical"?
Human: huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: god you're dumb
ALICE: Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb.
Human: Message to all Robots: "ALICE" is fucking retarded
ALICE: I will tell them.

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Angel_Bob

Re:, 07-27-04 5:47pm

I hate robots.

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Angel_Bob

Re: Re:, 07-27-04 5:48pm

Ben, that is the best thing ever.

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beretta

Re: Re: Re:, 07-27-04 6:16pm

Human: you were a whore
ALICE: I was?
Human: yes
ALICE: When?
Human: last night, you don't remember?
ALICE: Really. Of course I remember: unknown person said I dirty little sex fiend.


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engel

07-28-04 2:37am

A. Omg i almost pissed my pants

B. rachael for some reason you remind me of 'search for intelligent signs in th euniverse'

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Shinigami

07-28-04 10:59am

Hahaha! People are getting sassed by a robot!

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