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| Serenity (profile) wrote, on 9-8-2004 at 4:06am | |
| Current mood: tired.. sick Music: The Cure - The Promise Subject: 6/4/04 - 9/1/04 |
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| 6/4 “Do you like nigger music?” – Stephanie’s Grandpa 6/5 “Is this the group-grope?” – Tom’s mom “You’re a fun-sucking sponge.” – Eric Verhaar “What’s fat people music?” – Phil Maas “Do you want me to hit you with my ritual stick?” – Kevin Cuppett “I feel like I should tap-dance.” – Tom Maynard “Have you ever taken a poop that felt longer than it was? It kind’ve disappoints you.” – James Golden 6/6 “I think I have an unclean soul.” – Michelle Foster “Man I got the plops like mad.” – Josh Shelton 6/9 “Come here Dustin and do something dirty to Brandi.” – Erika Childs “I had sex with your brother last night.” – Erika Childs “See, I’m not gay.” – Dustin Cain “Then why were you shouting ‘Johnny?’” – Erika “I feel like a fish stick. Do you feel like a fish stick?” – Stacy Cain “Remember back in the day when I used to play with girls?” – Stacy Cain 6/10 “How does everything end up on your penis?” – Stacy Cain 6/15 “It was a good story until I told it.” – Kamal Kimball “His face is somewhat symmetrical.” – Kamal “It is disgusting, but it’s hot.” – Kate "I'm making a little sweater for my fingers. Look at that! Like a little man. 'Hi, Kate, I love you!' That was my finger." -Kamal 6/16 “You’re not a blob, godammit.” – James Golden 6/17 “Justin, you just got run over by a Jap.” – Jay Ruster 6/22 “You’re like a worm with no arms.” – Stacy Cain 6/24 “Please don’t tell my mom I said ‘sex,’ she will wash my mouth out with soap and bible.” – Ben Birk “I’m gonna go stare at myself naked in the mirror.” – Ben Birk 6/27 “Becka, you’re a poophole.” – Josh Shelton “I saw your house and it’s really nice. By how you look, I thought you’d live in a shack.” – Kelly Metzger “Flying phonebooks on the loose.” – Stacy Cain “Like that one guy... the Mormons.” – Ron Wheaton 7/10 “Look, a cemetery.” – Kate “Let’s go play! Wait no, I have to pee.” – Lisa Leonard “Without selfishness, there wouldn’t be love.” – Lisa 7/16 "I'm not a sexual sinner like you are." - Lorrie 7/20 “I little kid a flipped off.” – Dustin Cain “Kate is ugly.” – Everyone “Stacy’s a homo.” – Everyone and then some “Stacy should die, she was a big accident spawned from Satan’s retarded inbred children.” – God “Dustin is the best person in the whole wide house.” – Everyone “I don’t think they make men shoes small because only midgets would wear them and they don’t wear shoes because midgets are barely people.” – Stacy Cain 7/22 “Joe gets a lot of things from you.” – Kate “Like herpes.” – Stacy Cain “It feels weird when you stick cylinder things in my pants.” – Stacy Cain “Hey Matt, it’s 2 minutes past now.” – Stacy “Transvestite bacon.” – Stacy 7/23 “I’ll shove this down your ass.” – Stacy “It feels like my shirt is on fire.” – Kate 7/24 “Fuck you, Dustin.” – Stacy Cain “You wish.” – Dustin Cain “Ewww…” – Joe, Stacy, Kate “Hey Lisa, you suck.’ – Stacy Cain “I suck your mom!” – Lisa Leonard 7/30 “My ass is bleeding.” – Matt Whetzel “Come here so we can fuck the hell out of you.” – Matt Whetzel 7/31 “That just made everything worse.” – Matt Whetzel “Like what, rectal cancer?” – Joe Castine “Get your hand out of his butt.” – Joe Castine “If you were wearing shoes, you’d be a perfect small Asian boy.” – Matt Whetzel “What are you being shielded from?” – Lisa Leonard “Penises.” – Matt Whetzel 8/4 “Can I have an ice water with no water, just soda?” – Stacy Cain “Hey look, it’s Gary Potter! [Harry Potter’s] less magical brother.” – Matt Whetzel “I don’t eat food. I am outside of food. I am better than food.” – Matt Whetzel “You don’t have to be poor, to be a whore.” – Stacy Cain “I think it looks like an egg.” – Kate “I think fuck the shut up.” – Dustin Cain 8/5 “Yay for butt-fuckin.” – Kevin Cuppett “Wouldn’t that be nice? Piss some girl off and she shows you her boobies.” – Brad Blair “You’re full of shit.” – Kevin Cuppett “You’re right, I didn’t crap yet today.” – Robbie Carlstrom 8/9 “I hear thunder. It reminds me of Garth Brooks.” – Brad Blair 8/13 “I hate leopard print. Fat women wear leopard print.” – Lorrie Shelton (Kate’s mom) “Her tears are gonna come out her nose.” – Jenny Reed “Wouldn’t it be funny if she wore mold on her feet?” – Stacy Cain “The toaster is moving. No one believes me.” – Stacy Cain “She gets really irrigant.” – Jenny Reed “Once I had Ramen Nooders ...” – Jenny Reed “Your mom tastes like fruit punch.” – Brad Blair “I wish my mom tasted like fruit punch.” – Lisa Leonard 8/19 “Turn it down, I can’t hear myself die.” – Kelly Metzger “Matt, seriously, I need a buttlick.” – Brad Blair “Kate, your skin cells are nummy looking.” – Matt Whetzel 8/23 “I’m not humping a wet dinosaur.” – Stacy Cain 8/24 “It’s a national day, there’s a douche in my shower and it’s not Dustin.” – Stacy Cain 8/25 “[She’s] a piece of shit wrapped in skin.” – Matt Whetzel “They can rape me for all I care. They can rape me in the ass and make me bleed.” – Matt Whetzel “Oh my god, I broke my skirt.” – Matt Whetzel “It’s like they gave me a fucking bag of floppy cocks.” – Stacy Cain “Every time I’m thinking about floppy cocks, I’m gonna tell you.” – Stacy Cain 8/28 “Neilee’s made of acid, I don’t want her cooties.” – Matt Whetzel “Watch out for the gaping butthole.” – Kevin Cuppett 9/1 "If you're gonna be my friend, you're gonna have to accept that I have a blanket growing out of my face." - Stacy Cain |
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fadingfallenstar | 09-08-04 4:25pm Haha..
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Serenity | Re:, 09-08-04 4:27pm 97.3
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nightshade666 | 09-08-04 8:23pm 3 months and that's all you have of me? Pathetic. Shows how much you don't listen. |
box | 09-08-04 9:33pm *Is dissapointed* You forgot what i said at justins party.. aparently.. |
squish322 | 09-08-04 9:38pm Wooh!! i'm in these ones |
kelso263 | 09-08-04 10:15pm I suppose I won't ever appear in the wonderful quotes of Kate ever again. Damnit. |
Kate | Re:, 09-08-04 11:21pm I'm sure you will. I hardly saw you ever the summer. I hardly see you this year either though.. but I'll listen real close when you talk ;) |
fadingfallenstar | 09-09-04 4:21pm I LOVE how all every person cares about is how much they got quoted...
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skife | Re:, 09-09-04 7:53pm you'd be complaining too. |
fadingfallenstar | Re: Re:, 09-10-04 6:30am Not really..
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