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moana (profile) wrote,
on 10-5-2004 at 7:47am
Subject: The ToTo: cowritten by Dr. Andony Dookhi, PHD ToTo-ology and the Original ToTo (born Fayer Bo3riki)
Observe the elusive ToTo in its natural habitat.



Unbeknownst to many, the ToTo has no cheeks, but possesses cheek pouches, much like a small chipmunk. This is what enables the ToTo to consume great amounts of food without exploding. However, at times, a ToTo will emit strange sounds.



Though initially born human, ToTos are devolved into a subspecies. They are asexual beings that, while may show outward sex-traits, will interchange and mate with both sexes of their kind (and others i.e. humans). They must continually mate, otherwise their punis will shrivel up and turn black.

A healthy punis.


A shriveled punis.


ToTos are originally classified as scavengers, but they are known to eat fresh food. They'll eat anything.

You know what, they are of no use to the human race. They only serve as entertainers and loose sexual partners.



The ToTo's life is based around mating and eating. So great and equal are these needs that, to a ToTo, food and mating are interchangeable. Watch as a ToTo tries to copulate with its sandwich.



Though they are a subspecies, they are remarkably intelligent when dealing with mating habits and nice Catholic boys will like ToTos whether they have ears or not.



Many humans will adopt domesticated ToTos as pets.



The ToTo does not have a regular hibernation schedule, but does so in between snacks and whenever necessary. When a ToTo is hibernating, it gives a false appearance of cuteness, but may become very aggressive if awakened. However, they are usually docile, friendly creatures.



In conclusion, be nice to ToTos. They are small and helpless and make nice pets so long as they are fed and sexually satisfied.



Save a ToTo. Go on a diet.

Save a ToTo. Screw abstinence.
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metalhead

10-05-04 2:17pm

1. It should be "whether" and not "weather."

2. Why,oh WHY did you have to use that picture of me?!
You could have used any of the millions of pictures you have but noooooo.
I don't think I even would have minded if it was one of the blackmail-worthy ones!
Actually... hm... let me re-think that statement...

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moana

Re:, 10-05-04 2:35pm

MUHAHAHAHA!

look! *points to your picture*

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metalhead

Re: Re:, 10-05-04 3:00pm

chya. I'm a sexy mama.

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cowboy67

Re:, 10-05-04 11:28pm

1. thank you for saying that, i couldn't handle it.

2. wow. you should've seen the expression on my face when i saw that one. it was definitely of the τΏτ variety.

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WhitePony

10-05-04 3:14pm

I wish there were ToTo's in America, I'd save one.

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metalhead

Re:, 10-05-04 4:08pm

Oh my.

Now, there are two ways to save a ToTo, you can either feed it, or hoo-hah it.

*shines interrogation light on you*
Which do you choose?

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WhitePony

Re: Re:, 10-05-04 4:51pm

BOTH

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metalhead

Re: Re: Re:, 10-05-04 11:01pm

These American men sure do have a thing for us Kuwaiti girls.

It must be contagious.

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cowboy67

Re: Re: Re: Re:, 10-05-04 11:20pm

mm mm mm! kuwaiti girls are damn sexy! but, of course, you're the best of them all.

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moana

Re: Re: Re:, 10-06-04 5:09am

YES! see now that's a human that can adopt a ToTo.

unlike some people, who always threaten to stop feeding me. *points at andy*

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metalhead

Re: Re: Re: Re:, 10-06-04 8:55am

Aw, c'mon. You know I'd gladly re-adopt you any time.

I just enjoy tormenting young ToTos *points to interests*

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moana

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:, 10-06-04 4:30pm

good grief. i hadn't realized before. *pokes screen*

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cowboy67

*noon*, 10-05-04 11:32pm

oh man, this was freaking hilarious! great job, ladies! i enjoyed it immensely! i was dying at "the ToTo has no cheeks, but possesses cheek pouches, much like a small chipmunk. This is what enables the ToTo to consume great amounts of food without exploding." and "this image has been censored by unanimous agreement of all professionals involved."

faygo, your facial expressions are fabulous!

A+

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Anonymous

Barney, 10-07-04 5:04pm

*Points to lysee's picture*
THATS MY KITCHEN!
:D

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