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	xxbabiigurlxx (profile) wrote, on 11-10-2004 at 11:47pm
Current mood: crappy Subject: il always remember that late after noon
pretty shittie week, this week.and we got report cards, fuccin juss got off the phone with work fuck up of course. god... shoot me whatever man, i was talking to mike today hes so cute, i feel so bad for him though hes havin problesmw ith hsi girlfriend nd is like i love her with all my heart and she seems like shes walking away from me, and she dosetn care it hurts so much. and he was telling me all this cute stuff hes been doing for her, like today he drove to her school and put roses on her car with a note he wrote her<3 i dunno there was bunchs of cute things, keep your head up ! everything will be okay...she knows you love her! my report card was all bs and one c...math of crouse. damn shit, im very upset by it.. i wanted to pull my grades wayyy wyayy up but i didnt i mean i didnt fail or anything but i still am in a lot of trouble with the parentals. im going to see "saw" on friday whoOp..:o) sounds like funn (( =\ )) i think anyways jokes these were dedicated by a few people lol hehe thanks! guys Okay this one isnt the nicest one but ughh oh well:: okay so theres a parriot at a pet shop and hes for sale. someone goes in to buy him and sees hes all deformed and the man asks well why would anyone buy this parriot? the pet shop owner replys with he speaks five lanuages!..and puzzeld make asks but he has no feet or wings how does he stay on his perch? the owner explains that he holds on by his penis. the Guy decided to take the parriot home to see whats so wonderful about the brid. He comes home after the first day and the parriot yells to him ay ay! come here. the parriot begins to explain to him that the postman has been hanning around a lot with hhis wife. so the man tells the parriot to keep a look out. the next day whent the man gets home he runs to the parriot asking if the postman was back the parriot relys with yes yes! he was rubbing her and the man begins to freak and screams what happend?! the parriot says nothing did. the next day the man comes home and asks the parriot what happend the parriot begins explaing that the man was rubbing her and they started taking their clothes off and fooling around a little the man furiouse asks what else happened ? and the parriot replys well i dont know i got a hard on and feel of my perch. ha wayy funnier told by a drunkish woman '] mwuaaahhaha anyways..i have a n-dawg joke but its reallly not nice and i dont think its good to be posting all these things up in here :o) so yeah i have some homework and phone calls the make so im offffffff xO i <3 you ashhh
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Anonymous

11-10-04 10:37pm

4 cs, 1 d, 1 a and 1 b. mines. you didnt look so well today. i hope you get better soon.

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xxbabiigurlxx

Re:, 11-10-04 11:02pm

who is thiiiiiiiiiis?
=)

thanks, me too.. im feeling better though my tummy isnt hurting juss my heart! :-P

<333

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kriis, 11-11-04 12:20am

an "n'dawg" joke !?

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Mike, 11-11-04 6:05am

that was me. sorry. i forgot to put my name. sorry ashley.

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Anonymous

hey ash, 11-11-04 11:02am

n-bomb!
like meatwad droppin f-bombs fudge you, you fudgers
why do all niggers have nightmares?
because we killed the last one that had a dream
whats the longest black joke?
the civil rights movement
what do you say to a well dressed black guy?
will the defendant please rise
why dont niggers play hide and seek?
because no one will look for them
..........
what did the tampon say to the other tampon?
nothing they were both stuck up bitches
why did god give women yeast infections?
because he wanted them to know what its like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while

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