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| atman (profile) wrote, on 1-31-2003 at 8:48pm | |
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| Who wants to hear a freaky story of what happened to me today?! I guarentee you'll enjoy my pain. So I'm in geography in 5th hour, right? I'm minding my own business and I feel like a bug or something landed on my nose. I rub it and blood is on my hand. I'm thinking, "Thats a bit freaky" and continue on my merry way with my test, that I probably failed, or did poorly. Then it feels like I'm still bleeding, so I check my hand again. Sure enough, I still am bleeding. Now I'm beginning to freak out worry. For about three minutes I kept checking my nose, completely worried. I knew it wasn't a bloody nose but a part right under it. I quickly finish (i.e. randomly guess) to quickly get finished with my test, in a hurried fashion. I get done and its still bleeding. I decide to write a pass and go to the bathroom. Yeah, there we go! Thats an idea. I write out a pass and go to see Mr. Schoen to get the signature. Heres what occured... S:Ah, a pass. Can you tell me why I should sign this? A:(Thinking he's messing around or trying to kid) Because you are a good hearted teacher? S:(Not amused) Is this an emergency? A:(feeling stupid) Oh, yeah, its an emergency. I feel like an idiot then quickly head to the bathroom to figure out whats wrong with my face. Its just a spot or something under my nose or what not, and it decided to bleed. Crap. So I begin to apply pressure on the spot, when people start coming in. That Brad guy we wrapped in toilet paper, john glerum, and some other kid. I leave, to avoid looking like a moron, just to bump into another person on my way out. I give my apologys and keep moving. I head back into Schoens room, and don't you hate it when you walk in a silent classroom, everybody will look at the door, in some hope you are an angel of god, bent on stopping the silence or the test? So I walk in, everyone stares at me for about 1 second, figure out its me, and immediatly stop looking at me. Theres an upside to not looking handsome, people. Long story short, I looked like an idiot, burned a bridge with Schoen, and got people to think I'm weird, all in one beatiful stroke. |
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sugarjackj | 01-31-03 9:45pm lmao. i think its hillarious when you enter the room and it takes everyone about 5 seconds till they realize "hey...i think thats jackie!" but before that they all have that look on their faces like "what the hell??? who are you???" |
kukikiku | I have no life!Im Dead!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, 01-31-03 11:56pm NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
sugarmouse0587 | 02-02-03 12:17am Whenever I leave the class room I pray that everyone is being loud so they won't notice when I come in. |