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| threshershark (profile) wrote, on 1-14-2005 at 6:56pm | |
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OK, I have decided to eat up my photobucket bandwidth for you guys, here is the thing I worked on last month and forgot about!  After another brutal Covenant attack, the Master Chief once again finds himself stranded on on a foriegn planet! His ship sinks behind him in the distance as his MJOLNIR suit stops him from drowning. Is there land in this desolate world???  Exhausted after swimming for 10 days because he's so tough, the Master Chief beaches himself on a small island! Maybe there is a way to escape here!  What is this strange world? Our hero surveys the landscape. Rock formations are off in the east, leading up to a volcano! Maybe I can get up to the top and signal a ship, he thinks to himself.  Trekking toward the volcano's base, he is suddenly surrounded by strange creatures of all manners! He wants to shoot them all but maybe they have atomic bombs and that wouldn't be good. But while he is distracted by thinking about the stupid first contact protocols, they overpower him with telekinesis!  They force the Master Chief to a volcanic cave by sheer mind power! This is not good at all! He is tied to a metallic tree and brought before what appears to be their leader! "Bwa ha ha, we shall sacrifice you to the gods," it says. It is very fat and its belly jiggles with each ill-intended laugh. "You shall be food for the Great Sage at the cave near the volcano top! Bwa ha ha ha". Master Chief is so cool he doesn't say anything, even in the face of danger!  Suddenly a Marine appears out of nowhere and slaughters them all! There is blood everywhere. "Where did you come from?" the Master Chief asks, now freed from the tree. "I survived the sudden devistation of our spacecraft, as we Marines are apt to do at times" he explains. "I have a warthog too, that will help," "Awesome. Let's find out who this Great Sage is," The Master Chief replies.  The Master Chief finds the warthog well concealed and goes off in search of this monster. Could it be a Covenant entity??  After roaring up the jungle and mountainside of the volcano, they come to a plateau. There sits the Great Sage! The Master Chief swings his battle rifle at the old hermit. "I am only an old hermit!" claims the Great Sage. "Then why were the natives going to sacrifice us to you?" The Marine asks. "That is impossible, I am a vegan!" The Great Sage protests. It is quiet obvious too from his sheer absence of masculinity. While he is near the top, the Master Chief tries to contact a ship, but there is no signal. The Marine begins to get scared and pleads with the Great Sage. "How must we get off this rock, O Great One? Is there anything we can do?" "Well," the Great Sage ponders, "The volcano pukes up energy rich nodes of some sort ever now and then. Maybe those could power a ship." "O thank you Wise One!" The Marine says, overcome with emotion. The Master Chief leaves him there and trekks up to the volcano top by himself.  There are the energy nodes, they are perfect for a ship! The Master Chief takes some and goes down the mountain.  Utiliyzing his natural resources and keen mind, the Master Chief constructs a spaceworthy craft in two days. It looks pretty awesome.  The Master Chief and the Marine blast off into space. Soon the UNSC will pick them up, and the Master Chief will trudge on toward his next big adventure! |
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deloric | 01-14-05 8:14pm hahaha thats awesome kyle |
kthpkc | 01-14-05 8:30pm Kyle, you're my hero!!! I loves it! |
sike-a-delic_grasshopper | 01-14-05 9:48pm That's the coolest thing I've seen all day. |
pamela | 01-14-05 10:03pm that was the best thing in the world. like totally freaking awesome! :D |
shinigami | 01-15-05 12:54am I knew you'd like that for Christmas. Glad you're enjoying it! And yes, that is awesome. |
45h35 | 01-16-05 8:02pm lol! so thats what you did when I was in the hospital. its fun to see what people are doing. thats awsome and a cool story! we should hang out sometime when I get better but yet I can never get a hold of you! oh well thats life. |
BleedingHeart | 01-19-05 8:56pm sorrie to bother you, but i was wondering how to put photos on my live journal. i havent figured it out yet. |