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| xxinterrupted (profile) wrote, on 1-18-2005 at 5:06pm | |
| Current mood: calm Subject: ..haha funny "revised" nursery rhymes. |
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She tied him to the heater Every time Mary went by He'd burn his little peter! Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Her clothes all tattered and torn It was not the spider That crept up beside her But Little Boy Blue and his horn Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey Along came a spider, that sat down beside her And said "What's in the bowl Bitch!?!?" Hickoy Dickory Dock Three mice climbed up the clock The clock struck one And the other two escaped with minor injuries. Jack and Jill went up the hill To Have a little fun Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son Hey Diddle, Diddle, The cat had to piddle All over the bedside clock The little dog laughed to see such fun When the cat died of electrical shock Georgie Pordgy Pudding and Pie Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boys came out to play He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. |
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paperheart | 01-18-05 5:27pm lol, those are funny. <3 |
xSwtLilAngel666x | 01-18-05 7:23pm w00t, those are awesome lmao.. you forgot one though X]
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xxinterrupted | Re:, 01-18-05 9:44pm HAHAHA!!!!! I actually got an e-mail with a whole bunch of those on it, these are the few that I really liked.. but that one wasn't in the e-mail. That was great. <3 |
| Anonymous | 01-18-05 8:07pm lmao! niceness:)
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lisa3019 | 01-20-05 5:15pm hahahahah that was a good one... |